RATION BOOKS AND IMPLANTED CHIPS
If we assume Peak Oil is a foregone conclusion, if we believe that an economic crash is a matter of when rather than if, if we ignore the cause but agree that global warming is occurring, if we are all just waiting for society to go to Hell in a hand basket, we can draw several conclusions. One, as supplies shoot up in price ( wheat yesterday at $8.50 a bushel!! ) what is left of the free market will allocate supplies efficiently only up until the point that being priced out of the market and utilized substitution turn into life threatening shortages. It is all fine and dandy to pay enough extra for food to decrease demand, but past a certain point you can’t afford enough food at all. We only spend 10% of our wages on food and it will have to increase quite a bit before we get too uncomfortable, but when food doubles every year it won’t take long before inflated food and deflated wages collide.
Two, once food gets too expensive the government will start to ration it. Right now, you can bet that both Gore and Hillary are both on the threshold of an orgasm as they envision vegan diets, communal housing, mass transit with cars outlawed and only the Brownshirts being armed. Isn’t the housing bubble, mass crop failures and the coming Iran war just about the neatest thing that could happen for the Commissars as they wait in the wings ready to assume total power. And you can be assured most of us will either voluntarily report for implanted chips or report those of those that don’t. Old fashion ration books are soooo last century. RFID chips are the way to go. Implant, wait in line for your compressed soy patty, turn in your subversive literature such as Atlas Shrugged and shut the heck up. If we say we are still free than you had better believe it. Right now you are heckled as being unpatriotic if you dare voice our enslavement . In the near future you are denied a chip and must go out to die in the wilderness from starvation.
Make no mistake, big agri-corps will be more than happy to go along with a food nationalization program. As long as they are assured their profits ( and assured either cheap illegals or prison labor ) they will be glad to help draw up plans for total government control of all foodstuffs. By that time the total-animal-control program will be extended to plant matter on private plots. We need to make sure you don’t get poisoned by eating contaminated spinach. The poor Chinese don’t know what the heck is going on with all this smear campaign against contaminated food. Peasants in the field all over Latin America are crapping in the fields and using banned chemicals and selling the garbage to America. Yet the Chinese get all the blame. With locally grown produce being poisoned and imports perhaps being banned, the perfect set up for total grown food control is already being played out. Call me paranoid and a conspiracy monger, but I can envision Joe Bob with a quarter acre vegetable garden having to jump through hoops for permission to grow his own food. He might find it easier to go to work as a concentration camp guard and go to the food disbursement unit for his groceries.
All the Christians out there screaming about the Mark Of The Beast can quietly starve to death, or die from 3 a.m. raids against illegal gardens, or give in and get chipped. Not that I think one in a hundred will even complain. We go along with all their hair brained schemes and love it. Don’t eat meat, don’t eat butter, no eat butter, no wait if you eat butter you will die. New York City in a spasm of Socialistic stupidity bans trans-fat and in one week every chain restaurant in the nation has pulled it out of their vats. You can no longer get good tasting popcorn in the theater or good fries from beef tallow. Now the chicken will taste like crap too. What a friggin bunch of herd animals. See you at the chipping center, fellow patriot. Don’t forget to wear your American flag pin as we celebrate the freest socialistic nation on earth, Heil Hillary!!
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