AND THEY DON'T LEARN A THING
You buy them books, send them to school, and they don't learn a thing. I'm at work today, because basically you are all very generous except for a few of you that poison the minds of the others, speaking ill of me and aborting the Bisonia Empire, yet no matter how generous you are there simply are not enough of you to support my ex-wife in the style of luxury she has grown accustomed, and I'm listening to National Pravda Radio. Some idiot from Newsweek magazine is almost is tears of ecstasy at someone he knew ( or related to, whatever ) having managed to vote for Obammy before she kicked the bucket. He went on and on about her being in prior conflict about which Commissar to vote for ( the lesbian or the Muslim Democrat ), her being helped to the polling place, workers there accepting her X because the old biddy was too feeble to sign her whole name ( I think she was so friggin old she was born before public schools ), she managed to pull the lever and shortly thereafter collapsed. The next day she was told her favorite Oreo was elected. Then she died. Ahhhh! Oh sweet. Her life long dream come true. The radio idiot ( it was Diane Ream- not sure about the spelling, it's the radio jerk- who I simply detest because of her slow droning voice that is worse than fingernails on the chalk board ) made cooing sounds and shared with her guest a Warm And Fuzzy Moment. It was at this point that I projectile vomited blood on to the windshield, almost running off the road and impacting an immovable object. Way to go, ancient and senile bitch! Thanks for helping to make your great grandchildren's life a living hell before you die. Stupid pukes.
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If I was to ask why public schools dumb down their students, the answer would be that it is a propaganda vehicle to brainwash the masses. Okay, fair enough. But the question I want an answer to is why people can't think for themselves. Is it so friggin hard to question everything? I mean, heck, even if you only seek wisdom through the movies, didn't "Sneakers" tell us you need to follow the money ( or was it, "who benefits?"- little rusty there )? Even being brainwashed for twelve to sixteen years, don't people realize they can educate themselves? Is it too much of an effort to get away from the TV? Are we really just dumb herd animals? I understand it doesn't matter who is elected. The new Titanic captain. But the idiots dancing in the street seem to think it matters. Yet they can't connect the dots. More welfare means more taxes or inflation or interest payments on debt. More control means less freedom. Yet their simplistic minds only see free money. The old lady had the excuse of a feeble and worn mind. What about the rest of them?
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All this shouldn't bother me. It is all just bread and circus fun and games. I'm just constantly amazed at the lack of intelligence out there. Our only tool besides opposeable thumbs to differentiate us from the animals is an enlarged mental capacity ( and, ladies, you'll be happy to know, proportionately larger penises ). And most people can't be bothered to think. Spitting into God's eye, as it were. Wasting a valuable gift. Is it lead in the paint? Mercury in the fish? Plain laziness? I weep. Perhaps it is a good thing we are in line for a drastic die-off. It will cull the herd. That's me, always looking for that silver lining. In that half empty glass.
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Tuesday is a holiday. I'm writing a very short article and pre-posting it. Be warned. Also, be warned that you must BUY MY CRAP or I will be all hurt and disappointed and I know you don't want that.
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Well there's still BRAND AMERICA: paris hitler, madonna, and brit brit. why are you so despondent ?
And, of course, everybody who is sane and rational knows as a fact that Obama is going to lead us to the 'promise land' and revive the economy.
Yep, plenty of 'good jobs', secure retirements, free government medicine for all your health worries. Not to mention a booming stock market again, and restoration of the construction industry, bankers, insurance companies, automakers, toy manufacutres, big pharma, the defense industry to growth and profitability.....
Yes, behind door #2, it's THE NEW NEW DEAL...
"I weep. Perhaps it is a good thing we are in line for a drastic die-off. It will cull the herd..."
yes, it's a shame. pray for those lost souls and stop feeling sorry for yourselves.
the shift is going to be difficult and involves some hard work to survive. a good start is by eliminating risky behaviours like doping, drinking, gambling and playing hide the salami with strangers...
of course, that's my opinion, make your own choices and plan to live with them......
1:55 heck Dude your post is almost as good as Jimmy's. lets see so far he is stacking his staff with clintonites. If that doesn't scare the shit out of you then what will?
Perhaps Janet Reno (chelseas Father) will be back to roast another 75 or so Americans for fun..
Old fart
Nay, the reason that everyone iws is so happy about all the increased goverment benifits they will be getting is because the will not have to pay for them, all the rich people will be in the redistribution of the wealth.
You should have been paying more attention during the campaign.
Panhandle Tex
Diane Rehm NPR
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=2101067
I think the Public Indoctrination Centers(public schools)are a HUGE reason we're so incredibly stupid. I fought against the indoctrination and still managed to pick up some of it. Luckily, I only sipped at the kool aid and managed to still mostly think for myself. I now homeschool my own kids. They question everything they are told. Sometimes it gets annoying, but I know they will be better off in the long run for it.
Aw, c'mon JD. Just admit it. Every time things start 'going to heck', you're all happy-happy like a bug in a rug. And when people in general are celebrating and happy, you get all down.
A-D-M-I-T it, lol. :-)
Now you of all people know very danged well that the last eight years were a COMPLETE DISASTER for this country of ours. Economic debt/doom beyond belief. Vast military overstretch. The whole planet hating our guts. Civil liberties down the tubes by the truckload. Open tort_re. The 'disappeared'. *Everything* being WATCHED. Not-so-secret barbed wire 'camps' on American soil (in every single state of the union), with a capacity of tens-of-MILLIONS. (Intended for 'guess who', given the right scenario...)
Sometimes a little 'change' can be a good thing. Even for a Grande Mal 'doomer' like yourself.
If this country simply 'must' devolve (and it just might *not* anytime soon, heretical statement or no), I *guarantee* you it'll be less-worse coming from the Left than the Right. (Yes, I know History, REAL History, only too well. I am speaking of *this* country and *this* particular Left.)
But don't worry, it'll still suck MAJORLY anyway. Enough to keep your uber-doomer heart happy, I'm sure. :-)
If 'The Fall' eventually comes from the Right, *this* particular Right, no amount of prepping will help you in the long-run. Nevermind that you're 'on the Right' too, sort of. Makes zero difference. You've got 'stuff', and little POWER.
Stuff + 'little POWER' = VICTIM.
By the way, just having FREEDOM is enough. That's the 'stuff' they want most. They say/act one way when out of power, or only partially empowered. Just look into the darkest reaches of your own soul at your worst/lowest moments to discover what they BECOME once Absolute Power is finally achieved.
The Left, *this* Left, will CUDDLE us to our doom, *maybe*. But that's a very, VERY long stretch from that list of stuff at the top of this post, and what it was all LEADING to, given time and circumstance.
Jim, you're a very, VERY smart guy. You know a LOT. You're a fun/great read too, at least at times.
Remember that free fiction 'book' you wrote? Remember what *your* Hero did to that TOTALLY HELPLESS piece-of-crap 'Homie' who was his prisoner, then became a liability/burden?
Look DEEP into your own proto-right-wing soul, then give thanks every single day that the current crew in power got booted out IN TIME, barely, before they got their hands on ALL the power.
The REAL problem is, BHO and Company are very likely gonna drop the ball, maybe even do some kind of idiotic g-u-n grab or whatever (all from the Best Of Intentions: yeah, he's a greenhorn), and set things up for the RETURN of The Crew. And with things TOTALLY screwed up at that point, you can expect every nightmare drastic measure the Third World has perfected to come home to roost right here in CONUS.
Or, maybe not. The 'dinosaurs' of the current Right are now mostly OLD. Maybe, just m-a-y-b-e we'll get a more ENLIGHTENED Right the next go-round. You know: LIBERTARIANS with actual, if necessarily limited, COMPASSION.
There. I said 'The Forbidden Word'. Actually, BOTH words. Libertarian AND compassion, *BOTH*.
LIBERTY *and* JUSTICE for ALL.
Does *anyone* else remember that?
Well, you WILL. Twenty years of H-E-L-L or so and everyone will start to sound just like our Founding Fathers again.
It takes that long to beat sense back into folks. And then about 200 years or so to LOSE it all again.
Just about the length of time it took to write this post. :-)
Now everybody go out and Buy My Cra...
Oh, yeah. I'm not selling anything. (Except Philosophy.) So now you know why I'm called:
Dumbazz
two birds one stone,
put turd into a salvage water heater then every now and then you use an air pump to take the gas from the water heater to propane tanks. Saw this done with chickin turd but hay a turds a turd.
mayby three birds, the decomposing turd not only let off "natural gas" it also gives off heat with a little creativity you could put a hand full of water heaters in an insulated root cellar then coil hoses around the water heaters to conduct the heat, have the hoses run through your trailer in a closed loop heat rises so as the water or air cools it will fall back to the bottom of the coils raped around the water heaters as it is re-heated it runs back through your trailer. Bam free radiant heat free gas for cooking and to run a small car or motorcycle.
I talked to a close associate about the new BHO election. She said that it's the end of the "trickle-down" theory which I tried to helpfully call the "trickle-up" policy. She looked at me for the dummy I really am and said, it's more the "pour-it-up" theory. At least with the left, we, the common people, have the possibility to be in on "the take". I get damned tired of people robbing me of everything I have and calling it capitalism and then, when the market actually marks, they use it as an excuse to take even more from me and people like me. Granted, Obama is the new captain of the Titanic, but at least we who travel 3rd class can have something of a great end-of-the-world party.
From The Onion:
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45
WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/black_man_given_nations
"I *guarantee* you it'll be less-worse coming from the Left than the Right."
you Obuma wackos haven't learned anything, never, ever....there ain't no flippin' difference.
would you flaming fools shutup or putup !
what exactly is Obuma going to do ?
oh my! "he's going to stimulate the economy"...
"and we can go back to living on easy street with our credit cards, and SUV's..."
and "he's black, he's going to satisfy all the horny white women with his big xxxx..."
yes, yes, yes, just because all you 'feel good socialists' are bending over waiting to see how much lube King B.O. gives you before you get the feel of some nice "family friendly fascism", doesn't mean the rest of us have to line up for it....
NO! the system is DOA, they can pump all the printing press money up wall street's ass but the economy has given up the ghost...
Jim (?) said:
"you Obuma wackos haven't learned anything, never, ever....there ain't no flippin' difference."
Ummm... that's 'Libertarian survivalist wacko', lol. Let's get our amazing insults straight here, Jimbo.
As for, "...no flippin' difference" between the political Right and Left in this country, you SURELY can't be serious??? That statement is a *complete* disconnect from reality, no kidding around.
Jim (?) said:
"would you flaming fools shutup or putup !
"what exactly is Obuma going to do ?"
Screw things up, most likely, as I *clearly* indicated in my prior post. Hard to do otherwise, given what he's been handed. Besides, I just don't see him being trustworthy on the g-u-n issue. Hope I'm wrong about that. Hope *real* hard.
Anyway, it's what he's hopefully NOT going to do that's most important:
The endless TRILLIONS of dollars and thousands of lives thrown away on self-initiated 'wars of choice', all based on outright lies. The TRILLIONS of dollars in tax-break giveaways and bailouts for the super-rich. Torture. The 'disappeared' (renditions). Big Brother surveillance of EVERYTHING in America. The multi-deca-millions capacity barbed wire secret 'camps' on American soil in every state, and WHO were most likely intended to end up in them.
On and on...
Jim (?) said:
"yes, yes, yes, just because all you 'feel good socialists' are bending over waiting to see how much lube King B.O. gives you before you get the feel of some nice "family friendly fascism", doesn't mean the rest of us have to line up for it...."
Just because some of us want GWB (and 'McGWB') and his evil cronies/handlers OUT doesn't necessarily make us 'socialists', Jim.
Jim (?) said:
"NO! the system is DOA, they can pump all the printing press money up wall street's ass but the economy has given up the ghost..."
When Democrat Bill Clinton left office America had projected MULTI-HUNDRED BILLION dollar SURPLUSES as far as the eye could see into the future.
When Republican GWB leaves office we will have projected multi-hundred billion dollar DEFICITS as far as the eye can see into the future.
That will be a likely multi-TRILLION dollar DEFICIT for *this* year alone, by the way.
Given the massive loss of Civil Liberties in this country under GWB, the money is actually a secondary issue now. *Especially* as people in general are asleep at the helm on this most critical of issues.
Nevertheless, speaking in strict economic terms alone, yes, Jim, there *IS* a GIGANTIC difference between the two major political parties in this country.
Now how about responding to the ISSUES raised here, Jim, rather than just tossing out a bunch of insults about how we are all 'socialists' and 'flaming fools' and 'Obuma wackos' and whatnot just because we don't bow down to GWB and all his truly EVIL ilk.
Dumbazz
Same thing happened to my aunt (had to have the ballot brought to her , in feeble condition, then died on sat). I am hoping that she didn't vote for the one, but hte way my cousin went on about, I'm not so sure! I'm kinda thinking...maybe they voted, then g-d said, forget it, we can't reform them, now!! hahaha Thanks for all of your insights!
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