Thursday, February 26, 2009

ramen recipes

RAMEN RECIPES
Top Ramen has a lot going for it. Low cost ( still, even after a fifty percent hike ). Should store forever. Filling and easy. Perfect for a bug out bag and can even be eaten uncooked on the run. Alas, I hated the stuff. I over did it during one poor spell and couldn't look at the crap for ten years. As I keep saying, take it from my sad experiences- don't eat just one item meal after meal or you'll find yourself not touching that food for years. I mean that literally. I didn't add bread to every meal or rice to every meal. That one item alone was the entire meal. You can eat one item constantly but not if it isn't added to something different each time. That's why everyone recommends spices and condiments. You fool your body into thinking it is a different food. You will find yourself eating less and less if it is the same food. It isn't just kids that will refuse to eat unfamiliar food and starve themselves. Anyway, I ate nothing but Top Ramen for two weeks or so, until the first paycheck came in. I didn't touch the stuff for seven or eight years later, and then only once or twice a year.
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I've reported similar results before. I ate nothing for rice for a week, nothing but potatoes for a month. Then I wouldn't touch those foods for years after. I finally got over my Ramen block. The last month or so I've started eating it about once a week. It is about the only noodle I eat, being so much easier. Except the Cup O Noodle cheese. That is good stuff, cheaper than mac and cheese. So, since I was off my Ramen block, I was more receptive to reading the book "101 Ways To Make Ramen Noodles" by Toni Patrick. Most of it is the standard advice. Add thirty different spices you don't normally have in your kitchen. But quite a few were easy and simple and needed few additives.
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The standard three Ramen methods are 1)soup. Leave the water in and add spice. 2)noodle. Drain the water and add the spice after. 3)oil and spice. Add butter and then the spice. To that she added quite a bit more. Parmesan Ramen. Drain, then add Parmesan cheese instead of the spice. Spaghetti Ramen- add spaghetti sauce instead of spice after draining. Veggie Ramen- drain, add spice, add veggies. Chinese Ramen- drain, add spice, add soy sauce. Tomato Ramen- don't drain, add a can of concentrated tomato soup and simmer for five minutes. Cheese Ramen- drain, add a packet of powdered cheese you stole from mac and cheese. Beef Ramen- drain, add spice, add Worcestershire sauce to taste. Chicken Ramen- drain, add spice, add a can of cream of chicken soup. Wiener Ramen- drain, add spice, add cut up hot dogs. Hamburger Ramen- drain, spice, add cooked hamburger.
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There are dozens more ( 101 total, remember ). Cream of asparagus and chicken, cream of celery and pork, cream of shrimp, cream of mushroom, cream of mushroom and tuna, cheese and bacon, bratwursts, chicken and soy sauce, cheese and veggies, Alfredo sauce, some really god awful sounding deserts such as custard and chocolate/marshmallow. Plus, a lot that the added ingredients will really shoot up the price. Especially with today's produce prices. It is incredible the number of ways Ramen was used. Here I was thinking, I'll store a few cases of Ramen for hard times ( and before the price of flour goes up again ). But with this guide I could eat the slop more often for dinner. I won't try most of these ideas, but a few surely sound promising. One note. You might want to match up the flavor to the recipe. Beef flavor for hamburger, pork flavor with pork meat, oriental with soy sauce. I don't care only because to me they mostly taste the same. But if following the above recipes, assume a specific flavor Ramen was called for.
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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

We seem to go through cycles especially now that the wife is on a absoutely no salt diet. We keep searching for something,anything, that actually tastes good without salt. Ramen has shown itself to be very versatile.

No Name so some dirt bag scumball, butt phucker, doesn't steal it.

Anonymous said...

By the way, I said:

No Name so some dirt bag scumball, butt phucker, doesn't steal it. Because I'm afraid they find out that I'M GAY.... THIS WAY I SOUND MACHO.
ANONY 1:58 pm.

next time I'm going to say something else., to keep them off track.

kisses.

Anonymous said...

Don't touch Ramen if you have high blood pressure, it's packed with MSG.I lived on it two meals a day in Korea where everyone had different recipes for it. Unfortunately I wound up rushed to the hospital one day with my blood pressure through the roof.

Yukon Mike said...

Ramen and all other canned soups are part of my survival food stocks. To make a more filling meal or feed multiple people I add additional pasta like elbow, orzo, rice, barley or lentils to bulk up the soup. Even dice some Spam or other canned meat and add that also. It is a quick meal that uses little cooking fuel, another plus.

Ken said...

...ultimately,reason to store lots of 'pasta'...versatility..

Anonymous said...

Ramen Noodles are great. The spices inside the packet that contain MSG are not great. MSG is more dangerous than a lot of people think. Throw away the spice packet and use salt and pepper, hot sauce, whatever.

MSG is an "excitotoxin" that more or less puts your nervous system and brain cells on a speed-trip, over-exciting the nerves, and killing them. MSGs have been associated with ALS(Lou Gehrig's Disease), High Blood Pressure (as noted by another commenter, and other nasty stuff.

For a short summary about MSGs:

http://www.msgmyth.com/brochure.pdf

A constant diet of Ramen noodles using the seasoning packet would not be a good idea.

Anonymous said...

i won't discourage people from storing convience foods like RAMEN. it's all ways good to have something quick when your dead tired from a long day, etc...but you can get a package of chinese thread noodles for a couple of dollars and probably make up 50 or more baggies. add salt pepper and spices...

oh! read the ingredients of any over priced packaged item and chances you can make a knock off version...

and, i get the 12 lb bags of converted rice. it's a decent size and there's little worry about storage.

also, got brown rice in 6 lb plastic containers(sams). well, it only works out to a couple of extra dollars in comparison to a 20 lb bag. so between the storage hassel, there's less of a rancidity risk, and possibly would have greater exchange value... what would you rather get down and the black market swap, a 6lb sealed container of rice, or some lose rice wrapped in newspaper ? (well you get the idea...)

so the point is if you can't swing 600 lbs of wheat and 400 lbs of corn, you can easily have 100lbs of a good variety of stuff... actually that's about 6 months of living in style during a famine...

DNH

John said...

Ramen rocks. I buy it by the case and the wife and I frequently have it for lunch while the kids are in school.

- Ramen can be as low as .12 per pack.
- Ramen is light. Stick a dozen in your bugout bag.
- Ramen survives nearly everything.

I carry two or three with me on business trips. Even after getting crushed on an airplane, I can rip open a bag and add it to hot water (from the hotel coffee pot in my room, no less) and have a quick meal for pennies.

tweell said...

I like Ramen egg flower soup. Boil the water, add an egg while whipping quickly with a fork, then add the ramen noodles, remove from heat and cover. Some folks prefer the egg white only.
This way you get some protein - more nutrition.

SquirrelVelcroNuts said...

"Should store forever."

Well, no. It's full of oil, since it's pre-fried, so it'll last no longer than the oil itself would.

I don't understand why one wouldn't store plain dried pasta instead. (At 10-15¢ for a 3oz package, that's 53-80¢/#, which isn't better than white pasta off-sale -- and the 3oz includes both the seasoning packet and the extra oil from deep frying!)

Of course, my preference is par-boiled brown rice.

SquirrelVelcroNuts said...

oops, I meant "par-broiled" brown rice, not "par-boiled". It's a technique that's been used in India for thousands of years to, in essence, cook the rice in its own oil to preserve its nutrients and prevent it going rancid.