ASSHAT NEIGHBORS
Can you request acts of vengeance from leprechauns? Will they do you a solid, or will they react violently to your request? Or, is it only when you mess with their pot of gold when they get angry? I need answers because let me tell you, the whole karma thing has turned out to be a disappointment. How many friggin decades must I wait before wife #2 gets her comeuppance? Good lord, already. So, being St. Patricks Day and all and being half Celtic myself so thinking perhaps I have a little leverage here, I'm just wondering about the wee people and their powers. Because if they can help a brother out and play a bit of mischief on the ex, I'd also like to request that they take a look at my asshat neighbors.
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I'm living on junk land. There is a third of a mile of crap road to get there. The closest occupied lot is about a quarter mile away. And yet, I have to put up with less than optimal neighbors. Three out of four will go tearing up and down the road at high speed, despite the ruts and bumps. Do they tear up an axle or some such? No, not even in their Ford. So, all spring and summer I have to put up with clouds of dust since I'm on the east side of the road and we almost never go without some kind of wind. My solar panel is constantly getting dusty and I spent all that money and can't even get much performance out of them. Do the slim sucking farm animal molesters care one bit? No.
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Next up is the dogs. I have four miles before I get into town and all along the way I have dogs that want to eat me. They look well fed, I just think there is something about a bicycle that sets them off ( most likely, they know they have a shot at catching it, unlike a car ). Last year I had one of the mutts bite me. I kept yelling at the owner to keep his dog off the public road but that did as much good as telling the wife you want sex. It finally dawned on me I would have to do something to keep the pukes from chasing after me myself so I bought a couple of cans of pepper spray. It was indeed a glorious and happy day when I shot one ( they were a pair and stout and muscular brutes they were ) right in the nose. I can only hope I killed him because I've never seen more than one since, and while he barks at me he keeps his distance. Just to make sure, a couple of times when I saw him out of his fence I chased after him trying to spray him and he ran away. The other dogs along my commute are much smaller and less mean and a few kicks have solved that problem. My point here is that only one owner of all these dogs has tried to keep the dog away. The rest could care less. Let Rover eat the mailman, we only get junk mail anyway ( okay, there are cluster boxes, not mailmen, but you get my point ).
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Last Friday was Friday The Thirteenth. I was pretty excited, hoping Wall Street would crash or something, but nothing happened all day. Then I got home and discovered a bunch of paperwork on my door. The county had been out and discovered my unapproved septic system. Oops! Happy Friday The 13th to me. I sent the guy a letter explaining it was only grey water, not black. But to avoid further trouble I disconnected the hose and am collecting the water in my holding tanks. Saturday I bought a portable sewage tank at the RV store. $100. I understand I could have just tossed the grey water in the bushes and continued as before with the sawdust toilet, but now I'm really paranoid. They are watching me. I must conform. I must now dump my sewage in town for $3. Ad somehow I have the feeling that one of my asshat neighbors turned me in. How else would they have known? Granted, there is a ten to twenty percent chance the guy does cruise the back roads looking for illegal septics. Since, you know, they have no paperwork to do or anything. It could happen.
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The point? Your neighbors are asshats. They will turn you into the zoning Nazi's now and Homeland Security when guns are outlawed. I hate people ( not loyal minions of course ).
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Two possibly unrelated issues, one solution in common: Humanure. Get going with your compost pile, start growing some shelter that will block the asshat neighbors' dust. Make yourself an oasis. Save your $3 dump fee.
Although a full humanure bucket probably won't stop any bicycle-attacking dogs, it does make for an amusing mental picture.
I call down a pox upon all their houses!
"Good fences make good neighbors".
Just think the trouble these neighbors will cause come SHTF when they know you are prepared.
It sounds like you have four choices. #1: Talk to the neighbors about the problem. #2:Start really fucking with them. #3: Cry yourself to sleep.#4Move. Or mabee just kill all of 'em.I guess that would be #5.
G.C.
Makes feel better about the assholes that live around here. They were not here 30 years ago and they think they are hoydee-toydees and better than us....
come tSHTF I will show them who is better...LOL LOL
LOL
Old Fart
"They are watching me. I must conform. I must now dump my sewage in town for $3."
i suppose ya' ought to check to see if the FBI planted a hidden camera in the powder room. you would think that the STATE would have better things to do...but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
"have the feeling that one of my asshat neighbors turned me in..."
you might consider getting one of those portable "telephone voice changers" and then dump the 50 cents into a pay phone and 'turn in' the most obnoxious neighbors for 'drug dealing', but then, i, personally, would consider hooking up the trailer and moving. but if you just finished paying off the land... suck it up.
i personally don't condone harrasing annoying assholes, but if anybody has any practical suggestions, besides drueling and saying "i have to go, i forgot to take my medication today..."
btw, that's a good one to try out on cops, however, just say, "you've run out of meds and need more...." i know it's pretty pathetic but it beats have to piss your pants....
Get a spray bottle like what shower cleaner or such comes in. Fill it with ammonia & spray that at the dogs. You can even water it down a little.
Larry Eastern Ohio
Go over to the annoying neighbors land every night and take a crap somewhere on it. It might not solve anything but it will sure be satisfying!
For vicious biting dogs, marinate a few pieces of steak in ethylene glycol. When they chase you and try to bite you, give them a treat. Don’t get caught!
You need some new neighbors! Or a serious fence/hedge/tree line separator from the ones you have.
Don't get all paranoid it was probably one of the exs that called the toilet Nazis because you weren't wasting water and polluting the environment. Though since you publish your address it could be anyone who ever read your blog.
I am curious what law you broke there. Here (Southern MO) cesspools are legal as long as they're big enough and have an animal proof fence even for black water. I haven't looked into it but doubt composting would be though. Maybe with a good fence?
Anyway I learned my lesson with the first wife would never marry another American woman. Even if she was a saint now that might change and they definitely have the legal advantage!
Well Jim, what can I say? People suck....Where the hell do the JBTs think people crapped 200 years ago? Into freakin' pits in the ground! When it got full, they drug the damn outhouse over top of a new pit and buried the old.... Animals piss and crap all over the place. But you see, your crime was not paying tribute to the PTB by buying a "permit" and having some goddamn engineer stamp his "approval" on your system. You circumvented the beast, and that pisses it off. I applaud your defiance.....
John H,
You may be right on about a blog reader that turned him in. Or the the most recent ex. It is very unlikely that the guy just happened by.
Jim that is really the shits though. On the plus side I bought 70 shares of Citi at a $1.34 each and it is up to $2.55 last I checked.
You should build a little oasis with a fence. Plant trees/shrubs what ever you can get cheap and will grow fast. Use the grey and black water to feed them. This screen should help keep some of the dust away. Plant the trees/shrubs on the inside of fence and hack down a bunch of the sage or what ever that puny shrub is you have down there to stack around the outside perimeter of the fence for immediate privacy. Use field fence and metal post for economy reasons.
And you need a couple of scary dogs of your own to replace that wife of yours(for security).
If you have to move give me a call, maybe I could use a caretaker at the cabin.
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The description includes the common name, scientific name, maximum height and width, and whether it is evergreen or deciduous.
* Catclaw Acacia, Acacia greggii,18' high by 15' wide. Deciduous.
* Sweet Acacia, Acacia smallii, 30' high by25' wide. Deciduous.
* Netleaf (Canyon) Hackberry, Celtis laevigata, var. reticulata, 30' high by 25' wide. Deciduous
* Blue Palo Verde, Cercidium floridum, 20' high by 20' wide. Deciduous.
* Foothills Palo Verde, Cercidium microphylum, 20' X 20'. Deciduous.
* Mexican Rosebud, Cercis Canadensis, var. mexicana, 20'X 12'. Deciduous.
* Desert Willow, Chilopsis linearis, 25' X 15'. Deciduous.
* Italian Cypress, Cupressus sempervirens, 60' X 8'. Evergreen.
* Texas Persimmon, Diospyros texana, 30' X 20'. Deciduous.
* Littleleaf Ash, Fraxinus greggi, 15' X 8'. Semi-Evergreen.
* Alligator Juniper, Juniperus deppeana, 20' X 18'. Evergreen.
* One-seed Juniper, Juniperus monosperma, 18' X 10'. Evergreen.
* Mexican Palo Verde, Leuceana retusa, 30' X 30'. Deciduous.
* Afghan Pine, Pinus eldarica, 70' X 30'. Evergreen.
* Aleppo Pine, Pinus halepensis, 40' X 15'. Evergreen.
* Mt. Atlas Pistache, Pistacia atlantica, 30' X 20'. Deciduous.
* Texas Pistache, Pistacia mexicana (pistacia texana), 20' X 15'. Semi-evergreen.
* Chilean Mesquite, Prosopis chilensis, 30' X 30'. Semi-evergreen.
* Honey Mesquite, Prosopis glandulosa, 25' X 25'. Deciduous.
* Screwbean Mesquite, Prosopis pubescens, 20' X 15'. Deciduous.
* Arizona White Oak, Quercus arizonica, 35' X 30'. Evergreen.
* Gray Oak, Quercus grisea, 30' X 25'. Evergreen.
* Mexican Blue Oak, Quercus oblongifolia, 25' X 20'. Deciduous.
* Cork Oak, Quercus suber, 30' X 20', Evergreen.
* Mexican Elder, Sambucus mexicana, 35' X 15'. Semi-eveergreen.
* Western Soapberry, Sapindus saponaria, var. drummondii, 30' X 20'. Deciduous.
Read more: "Low-Water-Use Desert Trees: For USDA Hardiness Zones 7 through 10" - http://desertgardens.suite101.com/article.cfm/low_water_use_desert_trees#ixzz0A3iMNTTX
This is not an exhaustive list of desert shrubs, but it is fairly extensive. Included in the description are the common name for the plant, the scientific genus and species, average height and width and whether it is deciduous or evergreen.
Also, some of these species can be grown in colder temperatures and higher altitudes. Check with your local nursery, county cooperative extension service, or master gardeners' association before you plant.
* Whitehorn Acacia, Acacia constricta, 12 feet high and 10 feet wide. Deciduous.
* Blackbrush Acacia, Acacia rigidula, 18 feet high by 10 feet wide, deciduous.
* Desert Honeysuckle, Anisacanthus thurberi, five feet by 4 feet. Deciduous.
* Manzanita, Arctostaphylos pungens, five feet high by 10 feet wide. Evergreen.
* White beebrush, Aloysia gratissima, eight feet by five feet. Deciduous.
* Flame acanthus, Anisacanthus quadrifidus, five feet by four feet. Deciduous.
* Sand Sagebrush, Artemesia filifolia, six feet by five feet. Evergreen.
* Four-wing saltbush, Atriplex canescens, six feet by eight feet. Semi-evergreen.
* Desert broom, Baccharis sarothroides, 10 feet by eight feet. Evergreen.
* Quail bush, Atriplex lentiformis, 12 feet by 15 feet. Semi-Evergreen.
* Red barberry, Berberis haematocarpa, five by five. Evergreen.
* Mentor barberry, Berberis mentorensis, seven by seven. Deciduous.
* Red-leaf Japanese barberry, Berberis thunbergii 'atropurperea', two feet by two feet. Deciduous.
* Wooly butterfly bush, Buddleia marrubiifolia, four feet by four feet. Semi-evergreen.
* Desert bird of paradise, Caesalpinia gilliesii, 8 X 6. Deciduous.
* Mexican bird of paradise, Caesalpinia mexicana, 10 X 6. Deciduous.
* Fairy duster, Calliandra eriophylla, 4 X 3. Deciduous.
* Desert Hackberry, Celtis pallida, 8 X 10.Deciduous.
* Winterfat, Ceratoides lanata, 3 X 2. Evergreen.
* Fernbush, Chamaebatiaria millefolium, 6 X 4. Evergreen.
* Cliffrose, Cowania mexicana, 12 X 8. Evergreen.
* Turpentine bush, Ericamia laricifolia, 3 X 2. Evergreen.
* Rubber Rabbitbush, Ericameria nauseous, 6 X 6. Semi-evergreen.
* Flattop buckwheat, Eriogonum fasciculatum, 1.5 X 2. Evergreen.
* Apache Plume, Fallugia paradoxa, 6 X 5. Evergreen.
* New Mexico Privet, Foresteria neomexicana, 15 X 10, Deciduous.
* Bush lantana, Lantana camara, 4 X 6. Perennial.
* Creosote bush, Larrea tridentate, 5 X 5. Evergreen.
* Cimarron sage, Leucophyllum langmaniae, 5 X 5. Evergreen.
* Fragrant rain sage, Leucophyllum pruinosum, 5 X 5. Evergreen.
* Pale Wolfberry, Lycium palladium, 4 X 5. Deciduous.
* Russian sage, Perovskia atriplicfolia, 6 X 6. Deciduous.
* Desert rosemary mint, Poliomintha incana, 3 X 4. Semi-evergreen.
* Shrub oak, Quercus turbinella, 15 X 10. Evergreen.
* Littleleaf sumac, Rhus microphylla, 8 X 10. Deciduous.
* Rosemary, Rosmarinus officinalis, 3 X 4. Evergreen.
* Texas mountain laurel, Soflora secundiflora, 15 X 10. Evergreen.
* Spanish broom, Spartium junceum, 8 X 5. Evergreen.
* Mexican blue sage, Salvia chamaedryoides, 2 X 3. Semi-evergreen.
* Chaparrel sage, Salvia clevelandii, 4 X 5. Evergreen.
* Yellow bells, Tecoma stans, 6 X 4. Deciduous.
* Mexican buckeye, Ungnadia speciosa, 15 X 10. Deciduous.
* Arizona rosewood, Vauquelina californica, 15 X 10. Evergreen.
Read more: "Top Low-Water Use Shrubs: For Desert Gardens Zones 7-9" - http://desertgardens.suite101.com/article.cfm/low_water_use_desert_shrubs#ixzz0A3iYbIT1
We are fortunate to have an abundance of trees around our cabin and the boys and I borrowed three baby trees from the forest to plant along the road side of the cabin property. We are only grabbing trees that our growing under the canopy of larger healthy trees. If we replant two or three trees during each trip down there we will have a much nicer screen with in the next 5 to 10 years.
Lived here 20+ years and been hassled by the neighbors/city almost as long.
"A mans home is not his Castle"
Hello,
I would have sent this directly to you but there is no link. Probably for a reason.
I am writing a story about what it will be like to survive in America as the economy breaks down around us. People seemed to like it and I began writing more. The problem is I don't know everything.
I actually think you might like it.
heres an excerpt:
I can look back now and see when I began to lose it. “It” being my grip on an American lifestyle. I would say life, but we all have one of those. Even the six year old picking through the refuse at a dump outside some smoldering, intermittently powered Asian city has a life. Lifestyle, now that was different. Lifestyle, it rolls off the tongue, all cocky and aerobic. Say lifestyle to yourself and smell the women, taste the magazine food, and live under a roof that did not leak. Take away the money, and you take away the lifestyle. Amazing, to me at least, was how much of my life then was really lifestyle.
or
I am sitting on a milk crate. Milk crates are not comfortable to sit on. My ass probably looks like a waffle. My back is to the wall of a closed gas station. My bike is laid down flat next to me. I learned to do that a while back from a guy I hung with for a month or two, back in the beginning when I was more of a rookie. Keep a low profile. Don’t advertise. Always watch your perimeter. Trust your gut. Those were his rules, and they had become mine. Too bad he didn’t follow them. That’s all it takes. Screw up once, and you can go down for good. Not any medic kits, restarts, or extra lives in this game
http://afterthecrash.net/?author=2
I would be interested in what you think. If you know anything about small unit tactics; that would be cool.
nova
If they require an "approved" systen, then they should be required to pay for it
just put bleach in a cheap dollar squirt gun. it will blind the dogs and they will never bother you again.
It will kill two birds with one stone. it will get rid of the dogs and really screw your ass-hat neighbors. calling the cops on your neighbors is a good ploy. ive done it. told them he was eye-balling the little girls in the neighborhood. screwed him good. USE THE BEAST AGAINST ITSELF , MAKE IT EATS IT OWN TAIL.
Put a Ron Paul sticker on their
vehicle and drop a quarter on 'em.
That will make them a terriorist
and they will be under intense interest by the JBT's. Although
since you are nearby you may not
want their black suv's lurking around but maybe they will give up
because of all the dust needing many car washes. It's complicated.
I like cool dogs. I DON'T like the rabid assholes that some chickenshit humans think they need for protection. I think if a dog comes at you when you are not on it's turf, that's the dog's ass. It's sad that the dog gets it and not the piece of crap that made the dog that way. But you gotta take care of #1. I'm thinking of getting a dog, but mainly as an alarm. Kids want a puppy. I'd like one that would be safe and fun for the kids, but also smart enough to learn when to sound the alarm. And I don't want one that will bark at the wind.
-Humongous
Well, you struck a nerve there my friend. I had a big bull dog when I was quite a big younger and we lived on a dead end street. He liked to chase cars (not bicycles, not kids, just cars). One neighbor got tired of it and squirted ammonia in the dogs eye and blinded him in one eye. The dog did nothing but aggravate the man and did not deserve to be blinded. I did manage to visit with the neighbor and had a come to jesus meeting with him about his cowardly action (he could have stopped and come talk to me and let me know it was upsetting him that my dog was chasing his car), but we walked away sworn enemies. Now days I'm better trained and more pissed off and I have to tell you that if you sprayed some shit in my dogs eyes and blinded them instead of knocking on my door and complaining about the dogs chasing you, then on your next trip out I doubt they would ever find the body or any signs you had been there. My belief is that if you do me wrong I will come back with all the tools available and ensure it is a one time thing, none of this tit for tat thing. A head high piano wire across the road when you are riding by or just an upload from the 12 gauge. Don't mess with what is mine and if mine is giving you an issue, come to me to discuss it and I'll take care of it. Don't believe you have the right to take matters in to your own hands and harm what is mine unless you are willing to have the same done back at you times 10.
Cliff in Douglasville
Several points.
Dogs can be a problem in any neighborhood. The first thing is to get to know the neighbors based on some other neutral ground like talking about the weather or football or whatever. The first time to meet is just to get to know each other and to let the neighbor know you mean no harm. Invite him/her to a BBQ or dinner. Do not, the first couple of times, mention the dog or how pissed you are about dogs in general, etc. It won't do anygood and will put the neighbor on the defensive. People like their dogs.
Now, if things go right, just meeting the neighbor and being friendly may change the attitude about the neighbor controlling the dog when you ride by or not kicking up so much dust as they drive by. If not, after the 3rd or 4th meeting, the subject can be gently brought up. Usually, the neighbor doesn't need a brow-beating. Actually, a brow-beating will make things worse.
One thing a survivor needs to learn is how to get along with people and neighbors. Politeness really is a survival skill. The last thing you need are enemies.
cliff,
Why was your friggin dog in a position where he was chasing cars. I can only assume you were/are one of the jackasses that let your dog run free.
"Gee Mr Smith he never chased down and attacked a kid on bike before. I am sorry he killed your kid but now that you have let me know about it I will keep him in the yard." Fuck that shit.
I have a neighborhood full of pit bulls, three of them right next door and if any of them get lose and chase after my family or myself they are done.
If the neighbor comes after me as you proposed then I will have to deal with it. People like you is why everybody else needs to be armed and alert.
I am all for making nice with neighbors but not putting up with dangerous dogs. The police don't put up with that shit and neither should anybody else. Keep those dogs in the fucking yard. If you can't control your dog then give it to somebody that can.
Tough talk Mr. Anon at 8am. Let me clarify a couple of things. My dog chased the car from one end of my front yard to the other end of the front yard. He never got in the street and like I said he never chased a kid or another dog and there were kids on bikes up and down the street all day long. We lived in the country, the road was dead end and there were no leash laws and there was no need to pen the dog up, he stayed in his own yard. If he wanted to run from one end of the yard to the other barking then that was his right. The neighbor had no right to blind my dog. My dog was not a dangerous dog, he just liked to chase and bark at cars. The neighbor was lucky that we just had a come to jesus meeting. I would have no problem now just kicking his ass. If you think I'm a dangerous neighbor then that's fine by me. If you over react and do damage to me or mine, then I'll show you what over reaction really is.
Cliff in Douglasville
On another subject, I've never turned in a neighbor for a zoning violation and would be one of the first to help him dig a new privy hole and move the privy if needed. I get along really well with my neighbors. We share grass cutting duties when people are out of town, feed each others animals and the kids in the neighborhood are polite and turn down the music in their cars so that it doesn't shake every ones windows. You can be a good neighbor and you can get along. If you have a problem, you can talk to me. If you have a problem and choose to take direct action then that's another story.
Cliff in Douglasville
Cliff,
I am not trying to sound tough but I am sick of hearing stories on the news about another person be killed by a loose dog or dogs.
The owners almost always say that their dog never attacked any one before and that they are surprised because their dog was so gentle and loving.
Dogs are unpredictable they can and have turned on and killed their owners, children, other pets, livestock, wildlife, etc....
I am glad you help people cut their lawns and such. Maybe they will cut you some slack when your loose dog kills part of their family, causes an accident, etc...
If you are planning on murdering a person for defending their family or themselves against your loose dog that is threatening them than you have some serious issues to work out.
May I suggest again that every one keep their dogs on their property.
I was confused about your story since you initially said your dog was chasing cars on a dead end street, but then you clarified that the dog never left the yard.
So if the guy came on to your property and injured the dog because he was running in the yard, will that isn't right and you have cause. My issue lies with the dog owners who let their dogs run loose.
Nothing to be confused about. I lived half way down a dead end street. The guy who committed the offense lived all the way down at the end of the street, at the dead end. He had to drive by my house and for some reason he felt offended that my dog ran from one end of my front yard to the other end barking at him. That dog is long since dead and buried as is the guy who blinded him. Matter of fact, I was one of the pall bearers at the guys funeral. After our initial confrontation he never gave my dog grief again and shortly after that we fenced in the back yard and the dog lived behind the fence.
I currently have two dogs but they live in the house but I also have a fenced back yard. They are little bitty dogs but they sound tough.
I seriously would consider doing grave bodily harm to anyone who harmed my dogs, but it's very doubtful that it would come to fruition. Mostly just the letting off of steam. I am very protective of what is mine but I'm also protective of what is around me.
I am always armed when I'm outside the house (and usually when inside too since the number of home invasions in the Atlanta area have increased) and after being part of a couple of wars (Vietnam and Desert Shield/Storm) I am aware that I have the means and inclination to bring significant damage to someone that is on the offensive. Kick my door in and start to come in, face the rage, turn around and run away and you won't be shot in the back. Take 2 steps in and the shooting doesn't stop until the threat ceases to be a threat. It's the way I live my life and I'm happy with it.
You can take a warrior out of the war but you can't never take all of the war out of him.
Sorry if I have offended you, I don't normally respond to post, but mistreating dogs, children, women or anyone else are always hot buttons for me.
Cliff in Douglasville
P.S. As an aside, yes, the driver who sprayed the ammonia in my dogs eyes actually swerved over to the other side of the road and sprayed my dog from his vehicle while my dog was in my yard. I witnessed the event so I feel secure that our come to jesus meeting was appropriate.
To Cliff;
I would be proud to have you for a neighbor and friend.
God Bless
Tony
Cliff:
You brought tears to my eyes.
Wow
What a noble Man!...and a vet in top of that...defending animals, children and all the bullshit you mention. You are armed in your yard, inside your house and all the B.S. along the other B.S.....wow what a story..sacring all this other guys wich they keep silent but aldo carry a bigger gun than the one you carry. and no one responded...A BIGGER WOW.. THEY DO IMPRESS ME MORE THAN YOU. but they keep silent.
They donot say anything like they would f#(& or &#!! you even get the chance to pull your f#95@ micky mouse toys.
Thats what i like...THE SILENT MAJORITY.... They just take care of business aznd dont brag about it ...no theats, no warning. They just do it. The REAL MANLY TYPE. ...Not the stupid macho and loco type...
enogh for now... go and scare some grammar school sudents with your medals and service record. Just make sure that you wont go close to a high school now days because the retaliate...Hmmmm ..how many kids are packing heat at schools now days??
Any ways... You are my hero ..with your record and your noble bull..YOU SHOULD BE ON THE 1920'S--1940'S MOVIES...CAll YOURSELF CLIFF RAMBOID.
Im gonna have nightmares about you tonight.
Cliff:
You brought tears to my eyes.
Wow
What a noble Man!...and a vet in top of that...defending animals, children and all the bullshit you mention. You are armed in your yard, inside your house and all the B.S. along the other B.S.....wow what a story..sacring all this other guys wich they keep silent but aldo carry a bigger gun than the one you carry. and no one responded...A BIGGER WOW.. THEY DO IMPRESS ME MORE THAN YOU. but they keep silent.
They donot say anything like they would f#(& or &#!! you even get the chance to pull your f#95@ micky mouse toys.
Thats what i like...THE SILENT MAJORITY.... They just take care of business aznd dont brag about it ...no theats, no warning. They just do it. The REAL MANLY TYPE. ...Not the stupid macho and loco type...
enogh for now... go and scare some grammar school sudents with your medals and service record. Just make sure that you wont go close to a high school now days because the retaliate...Hmmmm ..how many kids are packing heat at schools now days??
Any ways... You are my hero ..with your record and your noble bull..YOU SHOULD BE ON THE 1920'S--1940'S MOVIES...CAll YOURSELF CLIFF RAMBOID.
Im gonna have nightmares about you tonight.
I'm 66.years old. Was on Nam.
My sons were on desert storm and desert shield.
If i'm correct, Cliff must have 35 to 40 years of armed forces service. and of course must be about 65 to 70 years old.
To me hes sond with post bullsh...Oooops, sorry, my mistake,- traumatic syndrome.
Let hear it for our hero, the old man CLIFF. THE MUCHO MACHO MAN.
To Cliff.
When a grow old, I want to be like you.
No, No, not a hero. Just an old man. bulshitter too.
A private.
Hi, anon 11:38. You sound so stong and sensative. You are so strong for telling Cliff off. I'll bet you could help me pick out the niecest furniture for my pink brick home. I will dream of you tonight.
Anon 11:38
Dont mess around with old people.
Didn't you read it happen long time ago. When he was a BIG YOUNGER.
Anyhoo. its not age that counts.ITS EXPERIENCE. He was a veteran of WW I and WW II Korean, viet Nam, Desert storm, desert shield and now he's going to El Paso to fight.. He's my hero TOO.
Young viet Nam vet said
Cliff and My self will take our *DEPENDS* AND PLACE THEM IN YOUR PROPERTY.
(hope the you know wath depends are. if not ask your mmommy).
For the record, I'm 58 years old. Entered the service in 1970 and got to see Vietnam up close through 1973. I retired in 1992 with 22 years in the service. I saw Desert Shield and Desert Storm. Never said I was in World War I or II or even Korea. I don't wear my medals and they are placed away to be buried with me along with my Masonic apron and a few other keepsakes.
I am older and bit slower but I never forgot my training and I never forgot what it takes to stay alive and defend what is important. I'd rather that you not grow up like me, that you don't have to spend a lot of your life over seas and I hope you never have to sleep in the mud and fight. I want you to grow up to be safe and secure, but it's your responsibility to make that happen. Not mine. In the meantime I'll live my life as I do and take care of my business as I do.
Sweet dreams.
Cliff in Douglasville
Cliff:
Please stop.
You are making me cry with all that bullshit.
No matter what, you're my hero.
Semper Fi.
Wow! Now that was a hell of a read.
It was your wife that turned you in..
Think about it. She had inside knowledge of what you were doing. She was probably pissed with some kind of long lasting lingering resentment from being drug out to the boonies to live off grid.
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