DOOMSDAY FILMS
Two things before we start today. One, you are getting guest articles both weekend days. I'm not the only glutton for punishment. Two, a loyal minion sent in the below links about the coming legislation to ensure only the big agri-giants survive and thrive by controlling or eliminating farmers markets. Yet another example of how a complex system can't decentralize to save itself from collapse.
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=h111-875
http://www.opednews.com/articles/Monsanto-s-dream-bill-HR-by-Linn-Cohen-Cole-090309-337.ht ml
http://cryptogon.com/?p=7362
http://www.campaignforliberty.com/blog.php?view=12671
http://shepardpolitics.blogspot.com/2009/03/hr-875-would-essentially-outlaw-family.html
*
I'm happiest when I have an ongoing writing project above and beyond the daily blog. The blog is all good and well but by its very nature is short and concise whereas I like to pontificate unending. That takes a book. Plus, when I'm dead and gone everyone will read them and wish I was still around so they could bask in my greatness. And they'll feel like turds for not acknowledging my superiority when I was alive. But I need to be all excited and tingly about the subject matter or it simply doesn't materialize. I keep trying to write a novel and I get excited for several days and then it sort of just dies. I almost wonder if your brain doesn't have to be wired a certain way to write fiction, something I lack. I can gather data, analyse, tie together obscure facts, yet I can't write fiction. Do I lack imagination? Well, it doesn't matter too much. I suck at it and even though I'll try again off and on I think the whole thing is doomed. So, when I got a new and bright idea the other day I was relieved. I could abandon my last fiction attempt and go back to non fiction.
*
I might be wrong, but I don't think anyone has done a book on doomsday movies. Review every single one, what they were about, how good or bad, whether it even is about doomsday or if it was classified erroneously. And of course I'll be writing a needlessly long review for every one and adding my cynical and gloomy brand of humor. And, being an electronic book I can go back every year or three and add new films and you'll have to pay me all over again! Why, I could make an extra five or ten bucks a month! Loyal minions, line up for my exploitation!
*
If you go on www.wikipedia.org and go to "doomsday films" you will find quit a list. I don't agree that a lot of them are anywhere close to doomsday films. Titan A.E.? I didn't see it, but I believe it was a cartoon and at the opening the earth is destroyed and the ship flies away. So, that's more high tech sci-fi than doomsday. And while Terminator had that doomsday feel to it, both from dreams about the resistance in the ruins and the ending where you could just feel the beginning of the end, I don't think Terminator 2 had the same feel. And in 3, the only doomsday connection was the very ending. Okay, it is all pretty subjective. What I feel should make the list might not agree with what you think. If you think they left any out, please let me know. Some I won't be able to review, like the British TV series. I'm going to reactivate my Netflix account and watch one or two a week. Then I'll write them up afterwards. Even the ones I've watched two or three times I'll watch again. You can't give a good review when it's been years since you watched it.
*
So, the other question ( I guess the first question is, are there anymore than what was on the wiki list ) is, do you want them as I write them, posted as the daily article or do you want me to wait until I'm done and put them all together? If I post as done the cheaper loyal minions don't have to buy anything. If I wait, you pay $2, $3 at the most and it's all together nice and tidy. This is going to cost me a bit of change. The average cost on Netflix is about $2 a movie for the cheaper packages. If I got the four at a time ( which makes each one much cheaper ) I wouldn't have enough electricity to watch them each week. Please give your input, and don't try to rain on my parade here. This book prospect excites me, and an excited Jim has enough enthusiasm to churn out the daily drivel.
END
Friday, March 13, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
30 comments:
Depending on your proximity, you could cut costs by getting the movies from the local library. Most library systems have huge DVD collections now. And if you have a laptop, you can just plug in headphones and watch them right there on your computer without having to eat up your home energy.
Everyone could bask in your greatness. Hmmmm did your three wives basked in your greatness??
Well I see an asshole troll is back. Are you basking in your mommy's greatness from the basement 1:37?
I agree with 12:54 can we try the elko library?
Personally I'd like to see the reviews as you finish each movie.
No Name
Telling the truth is no crime.
If the coat doesn't fit you, DONT PUT IT ON
Your mommy was the asshole . And I can prove it. Go to the mirror and see your face.
Anonymous 1:37 PM STFU! Get a life,you sorry SOB.If you don't have anything to contribute keep your hole shut.Why don't you go bug Mommy and Daddy ?
I like this blog,James has original ideas on survival.He's given good advice on surviving with little money.He thinks outside the box. Keep up the good work James.
Hey troll,go do your homework or go play on the highway.
I think these trolls need to find a hobby.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation
Hey James.
You said you were off your rocker. you said your wives have left you. you said that. what wrong with askig you if your wives basked on your greatness??
Call off your dogs. bunch of boy scouts. wanna be's.
signed.
The Psyque reader.
Psyque reader are you really that stupid ? Your "question" sucked and you know it. You are a lonely
smart-ass.Get a life.
Psycho reader is right about one thing ,I am a wanna be. I wanna be like James and live on junk land out in boonies.Other than that , Psycho is full of it.
Long live James Dakin !
Lord of Survival !
How would you define " best survival film" ? A film that is entertaining ? Or a film that gets the facts on survival straight ?
Thank you Psycho! You've helped me reach an important decision. After reading your stupid comments, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.Thank you so much.Have a nice day.
.
Dear James,good luck with your new project.I enjoy your writing.Do whatever you have to do to keep motivated.I don't think your writing is drivel,I think you have talent.
Panic in Year Zero!
Mad Max
Two of the best survival films ever .
You guys keep this up and you going to end up like that Loooony.
Whats his name??
ahhhh *MAYBERRY*
good point 1:37 p.m.
Asshole troll is back for more ?
Ain't had enough ? What's your problem ? Are you bored ? If your right hand is sore ,use the left one.
Mayberry is cool.Go piss up a rope you freakin' troll.
4:01 PM Troll YOU SUCK
I'd like to be able to understand your point of view but I don't think I can stick my head that far up my ass.Get a life.
the bodello thread was the best ever jim lad
I second the nomination for Panic In Year Zero. It must have been a little racy for the time with the daughter getting raped and the other gal that was tied up on the bed in the farmhouse. Good movie!
I don't want to rain on your parade Jim but the reviews as you see them would be nice but I am not so sure I would pay for any kind of compilation.
Hows about a e-book on High Desert Survival. This environment is a tough one but is usually the cheapest. And since you are living it? That guy that wrote the book on trailer living was pretty successful. And this one they want $16 bucks for:
Rancho Costa Nada: The Dirt Cheap Desert Homestead
This is a book that tells how to live cheap in the desert. It's a survival guide to frugal living, about how to live on almost nothing after quitting the job, the commute hassle, the mean boss, and all the nagging worries about rent and morgage. It's about self-reliance, independence, and a life of freedom and leisure.
"Rancho Costa Nada: The Dirt Cheap Desert Homestead," originally was published by Loompanics, a catalog publisher of quirky books that went out of business this year and sold "Rancho" rights to Paladin Press, another off-beat publisher. "Rancho Costa Nada" tells how the author bought 10 worthless acres in the California desert for three hundred smackers . For another hundred bucks, he build a comfortable little hogan out of scrap lumber and sand bags. Some ideas he figured out for himself, such as how to be his own utility district. Other schemes for frugal desert living came from half a dozen fellow homesteaders in the barren waste of the Smoke Tree Valley in Imperial County, California.
Stupid troll dipshit.If you don't like the blog what are you doing here ? If you just want to be an asshole,why don't you go bother the two people who are responsible for your miserable existence.Oh,I forgot, Mommy and Daddy don't pay any attention to you.I feel sorry for you.Life must really suck.
Have a nice day.
This is the other book I was thinking of. The cheapest copies on amazon are going for more than $25:
Travel-Trailer Homesteading Under $5,000
Offer some consulting services and maybe help sell some this junk land.
Netflix is great. That was the one luxury I purchased when I was unemployed, and after I got a job, I kept it. They are a category killer, plenty to choose from.
I vote for the reviews as you complete them singly.
Oh I almost forgot that other ass hat Creekmore or is it creepmore? He sucks but even I have to admit it is better then this one.
5:58 PM
Will you admit that your mother sucks better ?
Get a life.
5:58 PM
You forgot to take your medicine.
It looks like your parents need to spend more time with you.I hope your parents do supervise your ritalin intake.I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you.Or are you on prozac? It's obvious to everyone reading this blog that you have a real problem.How are you doing in school ? I bet you don't have very many friends.I feel sorry for you.You need to talk to your teacher at school and tell him/her that you need help.It really makes me mad when parents neglect their kids.Good luck.
5:58 PM
I hope you use contraceptives when you reach puberty,stop the madness.
Please leave your little sister alone.Your parents were siblings and look how you turned out.Do you really want this to continue?Have you considered sterilization ?
Good luck.
I disagree,that stupid troll doesn't need to use contraceptives.
He's sufferin' from SPS,small penis syndrome.That's why he's mad at the whole world.He probably couldn't find a rubber that small anyway.
Rawles has a purty good list of "Survival Themes' movies here:
http://www.survivalblog.com/bookshelf.html
I like your idea. It's great for old bastards without any kids around to keep them from watching what they would otherwise. But I am not only Humongous, 'man without an official spending leash', but also Humongous, 'father of 3 sub-9 year olds'. So I got no time for survival movies, or any other kind of movie that isn't a cartoon. Of course, everyone else is like me. There aren't enough guys out there without young kids to warrant any attention. So stop screwing around and start writing crap that I can dig on, okay? Here's what I would pay for: A book about a dude named Hugh M. Ongus, who lives in Anytown, USA. He has a buttload of kids and a wife that is 'so-so' on the whole prepping idea. He has finite resources, but isn't always aware of that fact. This is evidenced by his compulsion to purchase all the 40cal and 22 ammo that Walmart gets in daily. So the book could show him preparing, trying to convince others of his quest's merits, and then all the signs of impending doom... as they impend. Damn, I may be fucking up giving you this. I might ought to pen my own tome. Scratch that. I'm worse than you when it comes to inspiration/loss of inspiration. But dig it man, this is your next book. And I don't need a cut, just a small liner credit. Rock on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOMec-rYTbo
-Humongous
Post a Comment