Monday, April 27, 2009

barnyard flu

BARNYARD FLU
I want to thank everyone for a great month. My e-book sales were $60 and my Amazon commissions were $35 ( most months they are around $25 ). I was able to order four used books and still have ten bucks left over. I was notified that the back order for "Patriots" is June for me. I guess I ordered too late in the day. Okay, today we'll talk about the newest flu panic. I'm sure this is on everyone's mind. I won't say anything new or exciting however. Of course my trolls will fall all over themselves to tell you I do that everyday anyway. I can't add a whole lot that hasn't been covered by www.survivalblog.com or www.cryptogon.com .
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Chatting away at work about the newest and greatest threat, I kept saying bird flu instead of swine flu, so I covered by tracks nicely by issuing a new and exciting title to label the old bird flu with the pig flu and any future flu as barnyard flu. Without doing any research at all I think I can say we've probably gotten more outbreaks from this new one than the old one already ( at least in the US ). The old chicken flu was kind of a joke, never really amounting to much of anything. The biggest news about it was that Rumsfeld made a killing on the Pharma stock he held when the feds stockpiled vaccines. It seems like the boys behind this new one got it right finally and manufactured a disease that works properly. I guess the economic contraction wasn't doing a proper job of getting enough mouths away from the feed trough. Let's just kill off a few hundred million or more with a new super flu. Am I being too paranoid? Maybe. But I can tell you I won't be taking any shot for this. They're either going to try to kill me off with the disease or with the cure. It could all be an excuse for declaring martial law. I have no idea of the coming details, but this does not smell right, not in the slightest.
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For those asking what they can do if totally unprepared, go to Rawles site and follow the links and do a little research. I had covered this a long time ago, with my basic recommendation to start taking mega doses of vitamin C. You don't wait for a cold and take a few vitamin pills then, you build up your immunity beforehand. Looking back, I'm amused that as a child mom gave me glasses of orange juice and vitamin C while I was sick in bed. I don't think they did a damn thing. Part of prepping is building your immune system. I never worried overly much about chicken flu because I had been building up my immunity. Not for a pandemic but just for day to day survival surrounded by sickos. Whenever a bad contagion goes around that puts people in bed for three or five days, I pick up on it but merely feel poorly for a bit. Buying hand sanitizer and face masks is all well and good but a better strategy is to let your body fight off the infection naturally ( because if you are sickly, those items won't protect you a whole lot in the early stages of the spread of the disease when you are unaware ).
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This should highlight another good reason why it is stupid to be in debt and waiting to bug out. If you are in debt like the average American, owing on the house and the car and the credit cards and the kids education and the wives boob job, you have little choice but to go into work every single day. No matter how bad you feel, you have no choice. 99% of potential victims will be doing this, ensuring the disease, if it gets serious, will spread very quickly. If you had been listening to me and gotten out of debt you will have a bit more flexibility in this matter. I don't know if this will get bad, I can't say if now is a great time to take vacation, but the option would be nice. As far as bugging out, if this does get bad you can be sure the government will clamp down on any kind of travel very quickly. I told you last year one of the reasons I wanted to move up here to Elko was in case travel restrictions were put in place. I could have waited, and then had to worry about something like this barnyard flu. Instead, I can point my finger at you and snicker. If this thing gets serious, I'm a prophet. If it doesn't then I'm just a rude cocky bastard.
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I don't know what is going to happen. I'm merely saying that because I took precautions awhile ago I don't have to worry much about it. It's still a concern, just not a mind numbing terror. If you do want to think about profiting from the potential coming panic, buy up as many dust masks as you can ( the five in a package for a dollar and change ). They aren't effective if I read about it correctly but when the more effective masks are sold out and people have no choice but to buy "better than nothing" masks you can get a good profit ( kind of like folks are getting twice bullion price on E-Bay for silver because of the coin shortage ). For your personal use I would stock up now on vitamin C tabs. A slight increase in demand will wipe out the supply and remember that China has a global monopoly on the production. I don't know about bacon. Are the animals now not a concern? Is this strictly just person to person? Or will there be preventive killing of livestock? Something to check out.
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I'm not trying to be unhelpful here. But preparation for pandemics is something you need a bit of a head start on. Otherwise, you hunker down and don't go out. I'm not saying pumping your body full of vitamins or being able to quit working for a few weeks is the perfect answer, it just puts you ahead of the herd in options. Again, nothing could happen. Or, this could be man made and we are screwed. But being extra super paranoid might pay off either way.
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65 comments:

Anonymous said...

First

Anonymous said...

So a superflu comes out and Air Force One is doing low level flybys over NYC escorted by military jets for a "photo-op" WHAT IS GOING ON?

Anonymous said...

I like pork tacos.

Love chicken tacos.

Eat burritos every day. pork burritos at that.

I can defeit any desease because i used extra hot sauce in my tackos.

Just drink tabasco sauce every day and you'll never have any problems with any flu.

Anonymous said...

It seem most reading this blog are dumber than a tree stump. This is obvious when reading the comments.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:45 PM


oink, oink, oink
moo, moo, moo
baa, baa, baa
quack, quack, quack
cock-a-doodle-doo

Anonymous said...

OK, so far the Mexicans are taking the heavy hit. We have it here but eventiently it is a much milder for. The Avian flu on the other hand is one mean puppy with a 50% death rate. I just can't understand why we have a new merging flu when it is so late in the year. Mexico is already into summer.
I sincerely everyone has prepared by stockpiling some Tamiful just in case it really gets hairy. Natural remedies are great but when you slip into pnuemonia because you can't respond to the flu you have a real problem. I suggest you all look up the medicinical value of Tea tree oil, peppermint tea, charcoal, and hope for the best.

Anonymous said...

OK, so far the Mexicans are taking the heavy hit. We have it here but eventiently it is a much milder for. The Avian flu on the other hand is one mean puppy with a 50% death rate. I just can't understand why we have a new merging flu when it is so late in the year. Mexico is already into summer.
I sincerely everyone has prepared by stockpiling some Tamiful just in case it really gets hairy. Natural remedies are great but when you slip into pnuemonia because you can't respond to the flu you have a real problem. I suggest you all look up the medicinical value of Tea tree oil, peppermint tea, charcoal, and hope for the best.

Anonymous said...

We're all going to die !

Anonymous said...

You fools ! If you want to live eat Ho Hos and drink Wild Turkey.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean I don't have to go to work anymore ? YIPPIE !

Anonymous said...

PANIC ! PANIC ! PANIC ! THIS IS IT ! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ! REPEAT ,WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE !

Anonymous said...

At least there is some good news.

Backstreet Boys Back Again.
It's the reunion/comeback fever so hop along for the ride!

God,I've been waiting for them to get back together for years ! OH HAPPY DAY !

Anonymous said...

No friggin' way ! They're getting back together ? WOW ! It was about time ! YAHOOO !

Anonymous said...

try googling "disease vectors"

one of the biggest vectors is: spring break and ivy league colleges. who would have thunk that the 'elite' are "sick"...

and 'ritalin centers' where the little precious dears seem to transmit lots of lice, STDs and everything in between. oh! you couldn't pay for the little dears gladisl vaccine ? it's all your fault you slob that the epidemic is spreading...

finally, retail workers. use to be before the "recession" lots of sick folk home from work were feeling so miserable they had to get out of the house, and not many places to go but a store, etc...

best way to beat the bill collector and get rid of annoying family members: TELL THEM YOU GOT THE FLU and watch 'em run.

Anonymous said...

BACK DOOR BOYS ? who are they ? were they anything like MENUTO or the HANSON BROTHERS ?

ha! you americanos are so GAY ! you deserve to have your fat asses reduced to a puddle of puss.

Anonymous said...

YES. Backstreet Boys Rule.Nick Carter, Howie Dorough, Brian Littrell and A. J. McLean.Love you guys !

SurvivalTopics.com said...

If you don't keep yourself in shape before the pandemic, it is going to be too late when the pandemic is in full swing.

If you want to increase your chances of being taken out - continue to smoke, drink, eat poorly, get little exercise, and go to work sick. Mega doses of Vitamin C will no save you if you are run down.

Anonymous said...

WOW ! The Backstreet Boys ! Remember "Lover Boy" and "Get Ready" ?

Anonymous said...

"Lover Boy" brings back some memories.Glad they're getting back together.I love the Backstreet Boys.

Anonymous said...

Drink whiskey,lay around on the couch,smoke as much as you want to.Eat Ho Hos and have wild unprotected sex with multiple partners. You're going to die anyway,fuck it.

Anonymous said...

LOSERS!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOSERS!!!!

Anonymous said...

Since we're ALL GONNA DIE AYWAY ! Now would be a perfect time to beat the crap out of your stupid neighbor.My neighbor's cat shits in my yard all the time,now it's PAYBACK TIME ! Here Kitty Kitty !

Anonymous said...

SurvivalTopics

It's too late.We're toast.PANIC !

Anonymous said...

Thank God. I've been waiting for armegeddon ever since I watched "MAD MAX ".Now,I can finally seek vengeance against those who persecuted me.

Anonymous said...

I'm scared. I'm really scared.I mean it,I'm scared.

Anonymous said...

Oh Dear Lord ! We're all going to die ! No ! No ! No !

Anonymous said...

This doesn't look good.I'm so worried.I hope they don't call off the Backstreet Boys tour.

Anonymous said...

Oh God,NO ! They wouldn't do that would they ? Why call off the Backstreet Boys tour ? Just beacause of some silly cold. Party poopers.

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing that I am so healthy and physically fit,I'm sure I won't be affected by swine flu.I've been living a clean and healthy christian life for years.

I feel sorry for the rest of you,damn heathens.You're all going to die.You're all going to burn in hell.I guess God likes me more than you.I am the chosen one.You guys should have prepared for this .NOW IT'S TOO LATE. PREPARE TO DIE !

Anonymous said...

Hey ! I know what we can do. Let's call Steven Seagal. He can mix up some indian flower thingys and save the world.

Anonymous said...

Yeah ! We're saved.Thanks a lot ! That was a good idea. Steven Seagal is my hero !

Anonymous said...

YEAH ! YEAH ! YEAH ! STEVEN SEAGAL !

Anonymous said...

STEVEN SEAGAL you're my hero.I like your hair too.

Anonymous said...

Thank God.Now we don't have to worry about them canceling The Backstreet Boys Tour. YIPPIE ! YIPPIE ! STEVEN SEAGAL !

Anonymous said...

All of the childish comments were brought to you by :

HO HOS MAN !

Anonymous said...

I don't care about the flu because I have a beautiful penis.

Anonymous said...

Interesting timing and suspicious events leading up to this flu release. What are they trying to achieve with this? Most things they play down, keep it quiet and try to re-assure that "everything is ok, the government will protect you". This time they're allowing the media to ramp it up into a near panic. So, diversion tactic?

Anonymous said...

To the loser that spent 3 1/2 hrs posting shit.

Get a life you fuckin retard asswipe buttfuck street boy.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:51 PM

If all else fails we can always call Phineas J. Whoopee the “Man with All the Answers”.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can send Bruce Willis back in time and he can get things straightened out.It's worth a try.

Anonymous said...

I bet Dr. Leonard H. McCoy from the USS Enterprise would know what to do.

"He's dead, Jim."

Anonymous said...

I just saw this on CNN :

Enemas prevent Swine Flu

An enema (plural enemata or enemas) is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Enemas can be carried out for medical reasons (as a treatment for constipation) as a remedy for encopresis, as part of alternative health therapies, and also for preventing SWINE FLU.It is suggested that one bottle of TABASCO pepper sauce be inserted in the anus and the contents should be emptied into the rectum.This procedure can be repeated daily with no harm done to the patient.

That's it,hope it helps someone.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:51 PM

Get a life you fuckin retard asswipe buttfuck street boy.

How many times do you think I've heard that one ? Come up with something new.

Anonymous said...

Hey ho-ho troll, if you can find the time, BLACK DOG wants to put some cream in you. No school today? You'll have to come up out of the basement and get a note from mom. Leave her alone though.

J,A,M,E,S, W,E,S,L,E,Y,,,,,,Rawles

Anonymous said...

At a White House news conference President Obama confirmed that "The Super Friends" have been called in to combat the swine flu epidemic.

Superman, Batman and Robin, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman,the Flash and Green Arrow are now reporting for duty.

Boy,do I feel better now.Keep Calm and Carry On.

Anonymous said...

Steven seagal is too busy buying leather for his jackets, to cover up his huge I mean huge belly, when he makes his movies.

You ever notice he always wearing those big coats made by OMAR, THE TENT MAKER.

Poor guy, he suppose to be great but his arms are starting to look shorter because all that michelin tires he's carrying.

Any way, he is a great survivalis since he carries ALL THAT FOOD RESERVE AROUND HIS BELLY.

He can survive a year without food.

M. D. Creeckmore.

Anonymous said...

Oh Shit ! Now it's getting really nasty ! President Obama just called in the OSI.Oscar Goldman is on CNN right with Dr. Rudy Wells . Steve Austin is supposedly somewhere in Mexico .Man this shit don't look good.

Anonymous said...

I'm panicking,panicking and panicking ! WHEW ! This is some crazy shit. I sure didn't think the world was going to end like this.Just my luck,Friday is blow-job night at the HO HOS ranch. I hope I make it that long.

Anonymous said...

Don't eat the Mexicans.

Anonymous said...

You need to lay off the sugar. Put away the ho hos.

Anonymous said...

PANIC ! PANIC ! PANIC !
RUN FOR THE HILLS !
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE !!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oink oink oink oink grunt. Oink grunt grunt snort! Oink oink oink grunt snort grunt oink !

Man, I feel sorta strange.

Anonymous said...

Who wants to destabilize the Mexican State? Not the USA. We don't want Mexico to fail.

Of course, this flu could be just a barnyard phenomena. More interestingly, it could have created in a Lab. Russia? China? Iran? North Korea? Pakistani Taliban or Al Quida? Extreme Environmentalists? Drug Cartels? USA? We have so many enemies without and within. Was someone targeting Mexico or just using Mexico City as a convenient vector to infect the Western World or the world as a whole? What's the motive? An attempt to cause panic, cause a distraction, or to reduce world population?

"there's something happinin here
what it is ain't exactly clear
theres a man with a gun over there
tellin me i got to beware

i think it's time we stop, children
what's that sound
everybody look what's goin down

there's battle lines being drawn
nobody's right if everybody's wrong
young people speaking there minds
getting so much resistance far behind

it's time we stop,
hey what's that sound
everybody look what's goin down

what a field day for the heat
a thousand people in the street
singing songs that they're carrying signs
mostly say hurray for our side

it's time we stop,
hey what's that sound
everybody look what's goin down

Par-a-noia strikes deep
into your life it will creep
it starts when you always afraid
step out of line the man come and take you away

it's time we stop,
hey what's that sound
everybody look what's goin down

it's time we stop,
hey what's that sound
everybody look what's goin down"

Anonymous said...

Site name change needed. New name:
Daikin's Drivel.
Mainly due to the unmoderated comments.

Anonymous said...

****conspiraces****

Sunday april 19th. 2009.
Gonzalez, Texas.

A band of pigs with their pigglets gatter in a field, read some mission statement, and in their secret agenda, it was decided that..........Due to the secret nature, we must keep this blank......

Attending was maycherry, yeyoungfurt,hermit fermit james cygnus the lyer and cojak sanjak.

We tape this porkies, we measure their breathing and send the samples to quantico Virginia for an analisys.

We now suspect that some of that breaths manages to elude surveliance and were transported to Mexico via a small sail boat.

Right after that, a spread of a new virus appear to attack people in Mexico sitty.

We can not prove anything at this time but, IS ESTRANGE THAT RIGHT AFTER THIS GATTERING OF PIGGLETS. STRNGE DESSEASES START APPERING.

iS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR A ........

i LEAVE IT UP TO YOU TO DECIDE .

the auditor.

Anonymous said...

We need Jack Bauer to combat this terrorist.

Jack Bauer will save the country from this virus.

Jack Bauer will kill all the pigs and their pigglets.

Anonymous said...

I love HO HOS
I LOVE THE BACK DOOR BOYS
I LOVE WILD TURKEY
I LOVE OBAMA

wait a minute, WTF. no i don't. they all SUCK.

so what sucks more ho hos or wild turkey (cream on a bun or piss in a bottle) ?

BACK DOOR BOYS or OBAMA (no talent fags or no talent fag) ?

Anonymous said...

This comment section is a joke.

Daniel said...

I got to 'stockpile C pills' and stopped.

Vitamin C does nothing.
Neither does Airborne.
Neither does oscillococcinum.
Neither does Tamiflu or any other retroviral.

There are mountains of empirical evidence done by universities that show no correlation between these 'treatments' and preventing or helping immunity against disease.

If you want to not die then go to Lowe's, Home Depot, or any other hardware store and pick up some N95 or N100 face masks before the craze gets on and the price goes WAY up.

Might I also point out Jim that there have been no confirmed deaths from this flu and that Mexico is the next best thing to Africa? Get the fuck over it, you won't keel over dead. This one is just a precursor I guarantee.

BLACK DOG said...

Daniel,
ya and when i'm stick'in my 12 inch cock in your ass......... its just a medical exam.

James Wesley,Rawles said...

I was going to make a Joke, but, this "barn Flu" has a potential to become very serious!.... If not i'll be back with smart ass coments. Unless the real me shuts me down first!

Anonymous said...

This comment section is a joke.

10:16 AM is a joke.

and Obama is a joke, and the jokes on you...

get over yourself white boy. your never going to get filthy rich, your never going to own a corvette.

you and your yuppie scum friends will still be sitting around with their faux crystal wine glasses wondering what to do when there's no water coming out the faucet and the toilet won't flush their ho hos and yuppie effluent away...

talk about disease...

James Wesley,Rawles said...

Does ANON, 12:21 Know im not who I say I am?
I think he should resurch with his head out of his ASS, then comment.
Till then buy my BOOK!
sorry I couldn't resist.!
Keep surviving! (I stole that too)

BLACK DOG said...
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