little brain dominence

LITTLE BRAIN DOMINANCE
Thank you "not-JWR" for voluntarily dropping the "tin foil hat JWR" spoof. I thought it was funny, but I didn't really think about it until yesterday that perhaps it went a little far. New guys might not realize it was a gag and get the wrong impression. So I can see Rawles POV. The rest of you, please refrain from illegal comments activities such as posting copyrighted material ( such as song lyrics or perhaps even photos ). Let's keep the comments section alive and well, not shut down from legal fears.
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I happened across the Three Amigo's Survival Site www.tslrf.blogspot.com today ( love the site, can't always get there every day ) and they had a great article on the wife and finances, wife's and living in travel trailers. This got me to thinking. Just as being too frugal to drive every day has led to unexpected health benefits from biking, giving up a ten year relationship ( we weren't legally married but common law ) has given me additional benefits. Not just financial, although I did recognize a 15% pay raise after the separation. And not just my peace of mind ( I don't dread going home from work any more, and every evening is quiet and relaxing ). And not simply the fact I have a lot more free time to read. No, the most important aspect of all this was that I am freed from the tyranny of the little brain.
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The Little Brain is a real prick ( pun ) about things. He doesn't care what you want, what you have to do, how badly you debase yourself. He only thinks about himself, he is really selfish. He doesn't care if the rest of the body kills itself early from over working itself to bring home a larger paycheck to satisfy the wife. He doesn't care that you have to go into perpetual debt to satisfy your wife and her need for financial security ( in today's upside down world, the show pieces of debt equate security ). The little brain even continues to pay for grown and gone children to satisfy the spouse. All so the little brain can have a thrilling few seconds on average of twice a month ( the average married couple in the US has sex twice a month which translates into a very expensive coupling, a Nevadan prostitute is much cheaper ).
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If the wife had called me up in the first month and a half after our separation, I would gladly have given up all my gains and invited her back home to stay. The little brain was constantly making my life a living hell. All I was allowed to think about was not satisfying him. Suddenly, I was the selfish one. I didn't care about little brains feelings, I was depriving him of the only thing that was important to him. I was the one ruining his life. It all got turned around on me. Then, baby Jesus himself decided to cut me a little slack. A freekin miracle, my libido shrank down to a manageable size. For the first time in my life since adolescence I could over rule the little brains voice. I couldn't do it before. Before, a year went by, or even just three months and I'm letting another female drag me around on a leash. And to rub salt in the wound, the little brain is telling me how much I love that. I'm still on the right side of my forth decade on earth, I still have the little brain grumbling and making snide comments and being a real pain. But I can finally turn a deaf ear. I just had to go through the withdrawal period. Just like with giving up cigarettes, the tough part was right afterwards.
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Now, I can enjoy being a bachelor. I'll just bide my time, wait for the collapse and pick up a hottie that will work for food. Just got to be patient. It's another strategy for living in a trailer. It won't work for a younger fellow, needing to sow his oats. But it is a fringe benefit from middle age. Power over the little brain!
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This was ( mostly ) humor today, so please try not to take too much offense ladies. The rest of you horny buggers, buy my crap at www.bisonpress.com