pre-collapse golden hoard

PRE-COLLAPSE GOLDEN HOARD
A quick note before we begin today. I got a Lehman's catalog yesterday ( www.lehmans.com ). While they have always had a lot of marginally useful items, a lot of overpriced items, they still served a useful purpose and that is where I bought two filter units and my disposable razor sharpener. I was so astounded by what I saw in there I simply must share. They were offering a grain grinder for the incredible sum of $1300. That is one thousand, three hundred dollars. I don't blame the company. If you have a customer that is stupid enough to spend that kind of money, more power to you. I won't go on and on about it. Hopefully you have indoctrinated into the mind warping Bison Way and have sufficient bewilderment yourself.
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Leading into yet another Bison Super-Duper Colossal Wisdom Larded Dissertation, I must credit the use of Golden Hoard to Rawles ( www.survivalblog.com ). I must also, once again for the benefit of probationary loyal minions, print my California Sucks disclosure. Having been born and raised in the state, I feel justified in trash talking it. I knew it had turned into a dung heap twenty years ago and I got out at a time when U-Haul was charging three times the going rate to bail. And I didn't have bubble real estate to sell to do it. I even had to sell semi-auto's to move, so any of you still stuck there have no sympathy from me ( and you know how I feel about being P whipped into staying ). Okay, that's enough of that. I had to try since enough people already hate me. The Golden Hoard is feared in preparedness circles. The population there is thirty six million people. And that is just the legal ones. You have about thirty five million people that will become refugees. The weather in California is very nice. Even in the north with very mild winters. But the south is nearly perfect weather. The only problem with the place is that 99% of the water must be imported. This is not a place that can support too many people outside of petroleum inputs. If you live there and can somehow avoid the brutal warfare to come as way too many people fight over no water, you should emerge in your own private paradise. If you can survive until then, good luck to you.
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At the first sign that the water pumps will run out of juice, millions of idiots will vomit out of the lower state. Plenty will stay to die, plenty will go up to the north part to fight amongst themselves and die, but plenty will be left over to pollute all surrounding areas. As if they haven't done enough over the last few generations, selling government subsidized bubble real estate to move into low cost rural areas where they jack up prices, force out locals, and try to change the rules into the California version of a free lunch- taxpayer wealth to them but not paid for by them. If you escaped the state, good for you. If you did it by selling real estate you are part of the problem in all the western states and most likely are one of ones I hate. Nothing personal.
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Now, as bad as it is going to be after the collapse with the Golden Hoard of locusts devouring all that is in their way, I have a question for you. What makes you think they are going to wait for a nation wide collapse? California is a bell weather state that leads the nation. Real estate bubble there first. Semi-automatic gun bans there first. A lot of the culture and trends and laws that happened there first spread to the rest of the country. And as anyone with their eyes not sewn shut with green shoots can see, California is leading the nation in government collapse. The Golden Hoard is going to be ejected out of the state and make everything miserable for the rest of us, long before it is no longer illegal to shoot them. Look at how bad things got for a few towns in east Texas when a quarter million ghetto dwelling welfare bitches left their underwater city to relocate. Now multiply that many times. I can already hear you gasping in disbelief and shock at my statement. Why, Jim, you unfeeling bastard. Californians leaving will be the unemployed, not welfare recipients. You think so? I don't.
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This time around, there will be no real estate to sell to finance the immigration. The parasitic scum will be without resources, without jobs and without skills. The entire wave will be either dependant on out of state relatives or the government tit. They won't ask nicely, please sir, may I have another? No, they were raised in a culture more attuned to morally justified entitlements than other parts of the country ( although to be fair, the rest is catching up quickly ). They will demand services and I can't believe for a second they will not turn violent if they don't get it. Yo, bitch, were be my Food Stamps? I'll bust a cap in yo dome ( am I too out of date in my ghetto vernacular? ). How did the state ever attain a large portion of its wealth ( outside of its self perpetuating housing bubble )? Federal government welfare in the form of Defence Department contracts. A lot of those folks might be engineers and such, but chances are good their won't be those kinds of jobs available to them elsewhere. And the rest of the country certainly doesn't need any more real estate agents. If your area unemployment ( officially-the real rate is of course higher ) is 10% now, what happens if immigrants arrive? You and the new arrivals both get screwed, employment wise. Remember the immigrant problem a hundred years ago when Europeans crowded into the upper east coast? That was in an era of growing prosperity, which we don't have today.
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Like you, I hope and wish the Californians will wait until we can shoot them at will and throw their stinking carcasses into the stew pot. But as we both know, wishes and $1.75 plus tax plus tip will get you a cup of coffee at Denny's ( and the tight bastard pukes will only give you two refills before they make themselves as scarce as intact oral virgins under the desk of the Clinton White House office ). They will be coming to disrupt your local economy soon.
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