Monday, July 27, 2009

and you didn't prepare

AND YOU DIDN'T PREPARE
Over the last three years, port and rail freight is down 30%. Our consumer society is over, but you didn't prepare. In the last three years, oil imports are down 20%. 30% of our corn is going to ethanol, even though it most likely is a net energy loser. Dwindling supplies of natural gas are used to turn oil sands into SUV juice. But you don't think any of that means our energy future will be worse, and you didn't prepare. Goldman Saks has 1,000% of its capital at risk in the credit markets. BofA is much better off with "only" 169% of its capital at risk. California's public retirement system lost a cool 100 billion. But our economy is going to bounce back any day now, so you aren't preparing. I've covered this before, but as a reminder and as a service to the new loyal minions we are going to talk about what to do at the last minute after you have failed to prepare.
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After there is looting and power outages and the trucks stop hauling, you are screwed. But if you just got laid off six months after the wife did and your area has 20% unemployment, there is still hope for you. This is for folks that will lose the home, don't have the credit or the cash to get an apartment, can't afford a used RV since they are going up in price, yet would like to live a step above packing the family into the new living quarters manufactured by GMC. This is for those with no prospects and the inability to scrape up more than a few hundred bucks ( and don't have friends or families to help out ). For the longest time, most of us have relied on credit for emergencies. During a layoff, if you thought you would lose the home, you used the credit card and got cash for an apartment or bought a used RV and moved into a park. Or traded an office job for a retail job to at least cover some of the bills. Credit is a vast dry wasteland now, with high credit scores not even enough to secure a new shiny bauble. Those with credit cards are seeing their available limits shrink. In an emergency most folks wouldn't even care the rates jumped from twenty to thirty percent, but the shrinking credit line really cuts deep. And forget about employment. We are all starting to look like Detroit. You can find a job, but not the kind that pays rent for a family, let alone buys the food and medical care.
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So, you only have one option. You can't earn as much as you need, so you need to reduce your living expenses drastically. The only way to do that is eliminate your rent ( or at least get it way down ) and do without a car. Again, we come back to junk land. And a tent to live in on it. Then you work for a few months flipping burgers to build a tire wall, dirt covered shack or buy a used RV. Your only expense is moving to your new area, a tent and the down payment on the land. If you can't find a job in the area at least you will qualify for Food Stamps ( if this is likely, choose an area that will be uncomfortable rather than deadly in winter ). And I'm not talking about moving all your furniture or buying a huge hunting canvas tent. You sell all your crap for chump change, and buy a few tanks of gas or a few Greyhound tickets with each family member getting one bag of clothes. And then buy a $80 piece of crap Wal-Mart nylon tent with a tarp overhead.
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Got a lot of stuff to move? U-haul rented from the proceeds of the car sale, and extra family on the Greyhound. Can't find a piece of land in an area with jobs? Buy a lot outright for cash in east Texas or southern Arizona/New Mexico ( okay, I don't actually know the winter weather in NM so I'm guessing on that one- factor in winter weather carefully ). Then go on welfare. It will keep you fed until the collapse. Don't waver or weasel here. You are about to be living out of your car. This way you use the last of your assets to buy a low cost way of living. Of course it isn't what you want, need or desire. It's what is available to you. If a genuine miracle happens and Baby Jesus himself smiles on us all and the economy recovers ( it won't happen, but feel free to dream ) you now own a swell vacation property cheap. And I would advise making food a higher priority than a bigger shelter. Stock up on grains, the El Nino we are having/about to have will add to the global food production problems. You have been warned, ignore at your own risk.
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Already busted with fewer assets to sell? Pay the down deposit on a piece of land, drive there. Sell your car for living expenses and hope you can get enough earnings for the land payments ( I just added a $50 a month Arizona land on my Dirt Cheap Dirt blog ). Desperate? Sure. Doesn't it beat being homeless and living in your car?
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A quick note. I've been collecting empty Wet Wipe plastic boxes and coffee cans. A wet wipe box holds three and a quarter pounds of pinto beans. A coffee can holds about four pounds even. Free containers, even if they are only rodent resistant rather than rodent proof.

9 comments:

vlad said...
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vlad said...

Consider a van, or the junk van alternative.
http://bisonsurvivalblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/junk-van.html

http://bisonsurvivalblog.blogspot.com/2007/02/junk-van-2.html

http://bisonsurvivalblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/junk-van-3.html

http://bisonsurvivalblog.blogspot.com/2007/10/junk-land-and-van-living.html

TexasMac said...

now, now....let's calm down. Is your readership really that destitute? While I live in an RV by choice...maybe not by choice much longer....your post today smacks of desperation....is it your self-said paranoia or did somebody say something to trigger this extreme car-living/walmart tent living/rant?

You and I are already in a living pod/RV...we're half way there....as I said last night...not everybody lives through this.....can you realistically imagine living in a tent through a 4 season year, for people who don't even have the presence of mind to save a few thousand dollars to get them through? What losers...

If you are trying to get a wider readership...these losers won't help you out....no way they could buy your crap.....they are hopeless, and nothing you can write/do will change that....hopeless in this life...hope they have the skills in their next incarnation.....we all will have one....but more on that at another time...by the way, will you marry me?

Buzz Kimball said...

Well, Tex let's face it, how many variations of "night of the zombie nazi motorcycle gangs on meth" could you come up with ?

Anyway, i can't find the statistics for the rainfall here in new hampshire for the past 2 months, except FIVE TIMES NORMAL. Which would mean 30 inches or nearly 2/3's of a FULL years NORMAL precipitation.

Well it's not PROOF that the ecology has ALREADY collapsed and the planet has entered into a cycle of RENEWAL...

UPHEAVAL or NEW AGE ?

it might all depend if TV is your alter-brain or whether your willing to embrace the challenges ahead.

the biggest mistake anybody can make is thinking the 'economy will pick up' and 'things will return to normal.'

didn't they tell you the surge is working? didn't they tell you that war on drugs was winnable? didn't they tell you the recession was going to end last year and not next year ?

do you believe that your going to get health care reform ? that the cigarette tax is going to pay for your children's education and their health care ?

Anyway, one of the things i keep in my bug out bag is one of those small plastic tarps (i sprung extra for the camo version) but that is one thing you can wrap yourself in and get thru any kind of night anywhere (except on mars or in the antarctic ). But 2 months of rain and living in a tent ?

Gut a used cheap dirty camper with a base and a shell (cracks could be repaired with body putty) and put in lots of shelves..etc... i'm doing just that.

c57asey said...

Buzz; I Might be trying to teach gramps to suck eggs but bondo type body fillers absorb water and swell and pop out and such. Use the hard resin fillers such as "kitty hair" or resin and cloth/mat. A decent sealer under sheets of logically applied and screwed or pop riveted coil stock is fairly low tech/low cost as well.

bigunsfan said...

Where did Jim get the RV living idea ? That's easy,from "The Rockford Files".

Lamb said...

Heh-heh...I am so scaled back in my living, it ain't funny!

Maitreya said...

Back off, Texas Mac, Jim's all mine.
I've already claimed him as a steed in my matriarchal harem of the new paradigm.....
Maybe Vlad can come too if he's submissive enough...

ROTFLMAO........
;)

vlad said...

maitreya

I love it when you talk dirty