aint your daddys starving mob

AINT YOUR DADDYS STARVING MOB
I thought that I’d briefly return to the subject of the vast hoards of well meaning but uneducated people who consider themselves religious and moral either taking your food by force through proxies such as government or directly through mob action. Because it’s for the children. Their children. Your children don’t count, obviously. When their dear little once well fed rugrat starts crying for food those mouth breathing slack jawed drooling scum sucking dillholes will think nothing of killing you and taking your food you worked so hard to acquire, thus killing you and your children. That is why I’m all for high powered rifle fire cutting down their ranks without thought or concern. It is either you or them. One of you is going to die, so it might as well be them. Three years old, eighty years old, a 23 year old hottie with double D’s. Kill them all and let Baby Jesus worry about their souls ( may they be damned for all eternity for trying to kill you ). If some cute little puke comes knocking at the door and the wife wants to let him in, you need a quick smack down on her stupid ass. That is where being a nutless sniveling man-whore in the marriage gets you in trouble. When you say NO, it means you know what the hell you are doing and she is a clueless twit. She needs to listen.
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Now, the question arises as to the validity of your fear and paranoia. After all, history has shown that starving mobs pillaging the countryside usually doesn’t happen. The norm is for folks to slowly wither away and then be too feeble to do much of anything, certainly not forcibly take anything away from anyone. With a few notable exceptions such as the French Revolution ( let the bitches eat cake ), nobility usually got a free pass from the peasants. There is a certain validity to this view. Hungry people usually have the common courtesy to die without bothering their betters. But let me say one word in warning. Crazy African Bitches Hacking Each Other Up With Machetes. That conflict was not about anything other than decreasing farmland for an expanding population. Plenty of energy left to kill each other, because they didn’t wait to get hungry and weak. They most likely saw the same TV shows with those nasty bloated dudes sitting around with fly encrusted eyeballs that we did and decided that there was no way they were going to wait for Sally Struthers to get her fat ass in gear and ask for donations of corn gruel to feed them after they had all died off. Better to go preemptive and start forcibly taking eaters out of the equation.
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Now, I can already hear you bleating in the background, but Jim, we ain’t no stinking Third World peasants that need to kill each other or starve. We are America ( cue in patriotic music that brings to mind killing off unpatriotic Confederates who wouldn’t voluntarily die off for the northern industrialists ) and will feed the world for as long as the buffalo roam and the wind blows. Oops! Those puppies were already killed off and the only wind blowing is from Al Gores ass. Warm air ( okay, I know, a hundred thousand comedians out of work… ). I hope everyone realizes our soil is pretty much all depleted of nutrients and totally dependant on imported energy to produce. Now what does that remind me of? I know, friggin Rome before their collapse. But enough about our high probability of mass die off that no one wants to hear about. The point is that our future will be Rwanda, nor Ireland.
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The Irish starved quickly and for the most part quietly. I’m sure the literal overnight destruction of the potato crop allowing no warning had something to do with it. Hmm. Overnight destruction of food supply…oil being cutoff from the middle east, atmospheric EMP attack…manufactured Barnyard Flu through vaccines…No, absolutely no way that could happen to us. Yet when it does, there are two reasons Americans will slaughter each other for the remaining food supplies rather than wait until they are weak and sickly. One, most have so much blubber on them that they can go weeks without eating and still have plenty of energy left. Two, we are all so spoiled and with a feeling of entitlement ( I’ll be good and won’t mention Social Security ). We will quickly turn vicious and kill each other for what we are entitled to. We deserve others to support us. Even if we feel all independent and Daniel Boon-like, it will be for the children. It takes a village. Well, an unarmed village anyway.
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