Tuesday, October 13, 2009

real security

REAL SECURITY
Here was what I considered an inspiring article, http://cryptogon.com/?p=11551 . Forget about the fact that this was a freeze dried food purchase. Forget that beans and legumes would provide ten times the security, cheaper. That is not the important point. The point is that someone actually gets it. Paper promises are worth exactly what they are printed on. Your promise of a pension, worth spit. Your promise that your bank account will be there for you, worth spit. The promise that your tax dollars will provide police, fire or military protection, worth squat. On the contrary, your tax dollars went to the bankers, who made a loan to the government who will use the funds to throw your ass in a concentration camp. Anything anyone promises you, from undying love to future security, is a god damn lie. They might mean it at the time but they never deliver. People are bastard coated bastards with creamy bastard filling.
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This guy cashes out his retirement fund and buys eight grand in food. Why? No specific reason, he just feels that those funds are in jeopardy and the only real security is food. Bravo. It doesn’t matter if everyone else is right and we have a slow collapse. Or, if me and the guy over at Survival Acres are right and a die off is coming. Either way, your paper promises are soon going to be ass wipe. In a long slow collapse we keep seeing AIG bailouts and GM bankruptcies. All well and good, you gush with a song in your heart and a smile on your lips, our hero the black knight will bail out every thing and every one. That worked pretty well for Zimbabwe, right? It isn’t just about economics anymore. If it was, the debate about more centralization and socialism being able to bail us out again like with the Great Depression might have merit. But it is all about a declining energy supply. That has never happened in this country before, so the old solutions won’t work ( which was more energy and more growth ).
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When was the Great Rice Scare, a year ago? More of those are coming, but this time it will be foods you are more familiar with such as wheat, flour, beans, potatoes, etc. Every basic has doubled and tripled in price, and that was due to tame inflation and ethanol. Throw in a drought caused crop failure or two. Or a real inflation. Or a ramp up in food exports as the bankers screw us over again for more money. If we see less than a one percent increase in the population turning into hoarders, I think the shortages would accelerate. Shortages, then higher prices, then that new price being the new floor in price. Rice last year, what is next? With just in time inventories, increasing population, decreasing energy and increasing drought/floods, food price spikes and shortages are guaranteed. I personally guarantee them. If I’m wrong, a 200% refund on your subscription price.
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But wait, you screech in righteous indignation. What about the huge new super duper oil field off of the coast of Brazil? That was one test well. No secondary wells were sunk to verify the guess to those billions of barrels of oil that are supposed to be there. It is all hype and no production. All the recent articles on the warning that we will peak production in 2020 are total BS. They pretend to be alarmed and warning us, but all they are doing is throwing down a false scent for you to follow. The globe has already peaked. 2020 we will be fighting each other with steel rebar clubs amidst the radioactive fallout from Iran, wearing rabbit furs for cloths and scratching our lice infested armpits. Stockpile the heck out of food. Grain first. Years and years worth per person. Then add your beans. If any time remains after that, then the tasty, more nutritious items. Don’t wait for the kitty to get to eight grand. Go to the feed store and buy two hundred pounds each of whole wheat berries and corn. $100. Buy a $25 grain grinder from my Amazon page, www.bisonpress.com to get that link. Repeat repeatedly. For each family member. Soon enough, $100 will buy one loaf of bread. Get the grains before the rush.
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When will we collapse? My best guess is June 2010, or August 2011 or 2012. Why? The first date is when I stop paying child support on my oldest. The second date is when my youngest is paid off if I keep doubling up on the payments to one child instead of keeping half what I pay now. The last date is when all my child support is finished. The fickle finger of fate will not allow me to keep the fruits of my labor ( please keep in mind that the ex makes four times my wages, on a job I put her through school for. My support is not for the children’s needs but as a punitive action towards me. Kindly excuse me if I feel ripped off ). You have been warned.
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10 comments:

-Humongous said...

People are bastard coated bastards with creamy bastard filling.

Kind of like a "Long-John"? Or maybe a "Jelly"? That's a Canadian expression. I know that cause I watch a lot of important Canadian films. Like "Strange Brew", for one. That one stars Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas(not the Frosty guy), and has a lesser part played by your evil twin, Jim. You totally look like Max Von Sydow. I don't care what you say. You do.

But that is a classic. Bastard coating. Is that a Dakin original? Can I use that freely, or does it require license? Bullshit on license... I'm just gonna use it. I came up with one, you know. Maybe you've heard it- it seems to have legs. I came up with it many moons ago. Here it is: "Does the Pope shit in the woods"? What do you mean I stole it? Probably half the jack-asses online right now "came up" with that one. But I love it. It's deep.

gaboogies said...

"45% of all oil used in the U.S. goes to gasoline, which means we consume in excess of 180 million gallons of gasoline a day..."

so half of that is used by dad to get to work or the unemployment office, and the other half is used by the soccer mom's to take precious back and forth to school...

so if guys stayed home and drank beer, and the adorable little fatties walked to school....

gee, the saudi royals would be so broke they wouldn't be able to fly in blonde whores from hollywood and would have to go back to molesting camels...

exxon,shell and chevron would be penny socks.

big pharma and the ritalin factories would go bankrupt.

blarney flunkey would have to reopen his 'rent boy' business..

and all we need to do for salvation is to close the roads and turn them into sidewalks and bike paths....

but ... NO.... "too inconvenient", all you fatty americonos are going to die from high cholesterol and constipation... or maybe the swine flu this winter...that's a fitting end to the 'american greed machine' and 'brand amerika'.

as the good book says: "you reap what you sow"....

admin said...

Aw, kwitcherbitchin' about child support.

You participated in the deed and got your member wet, right? Shoulda made sure you did contraception if you didn't want to pay for kids.

You get to pay, not out of spite, but because they are YOUR kids. What do you expect? Free guvment handouts to support them? The seed of your loins exists because of your own actions. You're an able-bodied man. Pay up.

I'd bet money those kids cost probably far more than you're able to pay in child support. Look at it as if you're getting a bargain compared to if you had to live with them and ante up for their outings, computers, school fees, computer games, MP3 players, birthday parties, dental work, clothes, etc.--not to mention put up with their mother.

Men. I swear to God, somebody needs to take a cane to y'all sometimes.

James m Dakin said...

OK, I've used bastard coated bastards before, and given credit to the TV show "Scrubs". Cat Admin, I know you were just trying to yank my chain, so I won't go off on how women want total equality UNTIL it comes to child support and then, why, they are simply danty weak little ol things and need a big strong man to do everything for them. My issue isn't support, but the disregard towards the obligation on the mothers part financially ( I know how cheap it CAN be to raise a kid ). A guy goes to get Food Stamps, your child support isn't subtracted from your earnings. The gal doesn't have to report the support, however. Same with taxes. To name one example, not even getting into the custody, etc. I don't care about having Dig Daddy give me my "entitlements". Just an example. But I know you wouldn't intentionally rile me up, so please disregard my high blood pressure and my Voodoo ritual involving dolls in the likeness of the ex wife. Or the thirty three pins stuck into the head. My point was originally that when you realize fate is against you, it is easy to foretell the future. Hence, my date of total collapse. God, you would think people would be thankful for the heads up instead of giving me crap as I cry out at injustice. That's okay. Genius is rarely recognized in its own time.

admin said...

Okay Dakin, I admit I only visit here because you're genius. I'm not trying to personally piss you off...but everybody has their soapbox. So forgive me in advance.

As far as raising the kids cheap and paying child support, a man could sue for sole custody and raise 'em the rest of the way with his own manly hands. Voila! No more child support or shades of Evil BabyMama. And she gets to pay him every month.

Wonder why more men don't choose to go that route? 'Cause they know ain't nothing easy, dainty, convenient, or cheap about raising kids.

I cheerfully just asked my ex to ante up for half of the braces cost and yep, I do have the money. But what does that have to do with it? She's his kid too. Why should he get off expecting me to solely support her? Do I look like a charity for able-bodied men, babydaddy or not? Nope, don't go there.

Child support won't end at eighteen for him. He has college to pay and if he's real lucky, grad school. She wants to be a doctor, so it might be a few years. She's already told him about the car she wants when she turns sixteen and the over the knee boots and new ipod she wants for her birthday next month.

A man doesn't get to be a babydaddy for free. If he doesn't like it, that's why God made rubbers.

Grrrrrrr. Men.

James m Dakin said...

I'm almost willing to consider thinking about the possibility that the whole system is gamed to work against the family structure itself and winers and losers are irrelivent. However, that would mean I must question a long held and beloved prejudice. I don't know if I want to do that. Balancing logic and paranoia and fear is a delicate tightrope. I'll pretend you meant it about my being a genius, please keep in mind the dates I've given. I could be wrong, but wouldn't it be amusing if I'm right?

tweell said...

Bwahahaha! Admin, you're funny.

"a man could sue for sole custody and raise 'em the rest of the way with his own manly hands."

Chances of a guy getting sole custody are slim and none. What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?

I know of exactly one case where the man got sole custody - the woman doesn't pay diddly squat. Civil or criminal court, don't expect to get an even break if you are male.

admin said...

Jesus Christ, don't whine to me about how bad men have it.

Try out monthly bleeding with cramping and mood changes, and then carry this small creature nine months inside your body, eventually feeling it kick, yawn, sleep and wake, while your entire insides change. I can't even write the weirdness of that sensation. Our blood supply doubles or triples and god knows what else. Then push it out--the equivalent of shatting a turd the size of a watermelon while your insides convulse with incredible pain shooting down to your toes. For hours. Then have a small hungry creature sucking on your nipples which feels sorta awful. They leak messy fluid when you hear a baby cry in Wal-Mart and you stifle an insane urge to run around in search of it to offer up your teats.

It's been years and I'm still freaked out.

For childbearing alone--procreating the frickin' human race--all women deserve lifetime financial support while being fed grapes peeled by hand in between our unlimited foot massages.

Huff!

bigunsfan said...

Hey!I felt the LOVE in that post Lord Bison.You care about us.Don't let the unbelievers get to you.I'm sure the loyal minions appreciate your warning.Thank you.

As the old saying goes:a prophet is not recognized in his own land.

Admin- Women outlive men by 5.3 years,stop complaining.

tweell said...

Well done, Admin! When called on your BS, quickly whine about something else! Have you considered going into politics?

In all seriousness, any woman with half a clue should be doing everything possible about our civilization's lemming-like race to destruction. Women have been second-class citizens in 99+% of recorded history, and if technology goes, that status will return.