sleepovers

SLEEPOVERS
Every time I mention Peak Oil and impending doom, you would all argue with me about how the oil will last forever because, well, we want it to. I would refute your flimsy arguments with hard logic and facts. This embarrassed you and so now every time I mention it you just ignore the issue. Hey, you’re Bison Loyal Minions, I expect you to be smart enough to learn and adapt. Congratulations. But I keep trying. Here’s an article by persons more professional than myself telling you the same thing. I swiped the link from Survival Acres. http://dailyreckoning.com/the-truth-about-energy/
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A minion wrote and asked about bunking over with a buddy during the collapse. He felt he might be asking the obvious, but I think a lot of what we don’t think about is obvious. We have a lot going on, a lot distracting us. Heck, most of the distractions are on purpose from the asshats in power. The whole issue of politics is a smokescreen to hide the bankers looting the system. I used to think Democrats and Republicans being in power was important. Yet, whichever party wins, the same old policies are pursued. Look at Baby Bush and Obammy. The only difference between the two is one has a better tan than the other. TV is a great distraction, as is sports. Whenever you see an ad for GM or look at the high school budget for sports, that is the government throwing paid distractions our way. I can’t believe they are supporting the football team and cutting music/art/science/computer classes, you fume. To them, it is a great investment. The entire structure of sports must be maintained as a mirage they hide behind. And whenever you see an ad for a government owned car company or Medicare supported drug company, that is the support of the broadcasting industry which otherwise would be broke already. But I digress. Again.
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I advocate junk land as a cheap legal squat so that during the financial collapse you won’t be harassed by Johnny Law. And hopefully it will also hide you from most of the city HORDE ( please note correct spelling ). But, alas, a lot of you think a thousand bucks is too much to pay for a lifetime of security for shelter. Some of you think it’s a great idea but live in some overcrowded craphole were there is no cheap land nearby. If you live out West there is always the possibility of BLM squatting. Check to verify, but I believe it is two weeks in one spot and then you must move at least twenty miles away. Of course, the only problem there is needing a reliable vehicle and for gasoline to stay affordable forever. Well, that plus if you are a witness to cattle mutations by CIA sponsored UFO’s you might get disappeared. Anyone can do the tarp and camping routine, but it is far from ideal except under emergency situations. The suggested camping at a buddies is, as I said, perhaps too obvious, but let’s talk about it in case you never gave it much thought.
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This isn’t much cheaper than buying junk land because you must bribe your buddy for a camping spot. You provide the food, guns, ammo and whatever and you have a place to stay during the collapse. Of course, even if it is no cheaper, there is the benefit of having more people you trust besides you. Obviously, his land needs to be mortgage free or you might as well just plan on having him come along camping. But that is what you should be trying to avoid because come the collapse, a hundred million idiots are trying to camp out in the pathetically small mountain chains of New York and the South. I give it a month and they are all eating each other. I think the biggest thing that would trip you up, as our helpful minion suggested, is the buddies spouse not being on board. You can’t just make the arrangement with him without bribing her. First, she would feel ganged up on and make your life hell and second, piss her off and it would take a week without sex and your buddy would turn on you. Think Lucifer’s Hammer and the assistant at the astronomy observatory.
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Whatever you decide to do, don’t wait forever to do it. It takes time to cultivate a relationship, and you must buy the supplies. Here is a great time to buy just the bare minimum of grain and beans. Hey, you promised a year supply of food, you didn’t say it would be freeze dried and canned ( same with the surplus bolt action ). But why listen to me? Keep donking around, the water, oil and fertile soil will last through another six billion people, right?
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