YOUR LIFE SUCKS ASS
A valid charge usually brought up by non-preppers against survivalists is that their life sucks blue monkey scrotum and the only way they cope is to fantasize about being king of the mountain after the Apocalypse. It might be a reasonable charge, but begs the question if that invalidates the concern behind it. In other words, are we fantasizing because we’re bored or are we fantasizing because we know its coming and can’t wait? Is it escapism or is it anticipation? Are we looking for facts to support our dreams, or looking at facts and dreaming? I think it is an important question. Of course, you already know which way I’m leaning, if for no other reason than I’m prejudiced. And I’m preaching to the choir. But perhaps, just maybe, I might argue enough to push a fence sitter into our nightmarish reality.
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I will readily admit that in certain ways I can’t wait until I have license to shoot everyone I don’t like in the outsiders group. I’ve got a lot of pent up hostility. But I also know that life is simply going to just keep on sucking more and more. Things will continue their inevitable decline. You admire and worship me, the ladies swoon at my mention, my lifestyle off grid held in awe by all. But as I’ve bragged on before, I’m just building up what will one day be a luxurious existence. I do think things will keep declining past the point where my grubbing in the weeds will one day be looked on in envy ( the velocity of course is in question ). I know things are going to continue to get worse, despite my future palace. So what makes me think the collapse will be an improvement in my lifestyle? The accusation that I fantasize over the Apocalypse could only be made by someone that is only scratching the surface of survivalism. Serious students know the reality. So, sure, I can shoot people rather than let them stress me. If I don’t get killed right away and can bring value to a post collapse group, perhaps I’ll own enough livestock to pick and choose a bedmate. Retirement will be simple- when I loose all my teeth and can’t eat jerky I won’t make it through the winter. Things will be simpler, I’ll get a pair of Biguns to sleep on, I can kill some idiots. But I also have to worry about disease and starvation. All in all, I’d rather have a minimum wage job and order books from Amazon and lead a boring life.
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Looking forward to the collapse is not because it will be an improvement. It is because we know it is inevitable and so we try to look on the bright side of things. Boobs and guns. And you thought I was pessimistic and gloomy.
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"Retirement will be simple- when I lose all my
teeth and can’t eat jerky I won’t make it through
the winter."
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vlad said...
Roll ground beef, cut it in fingers and dry it
in food dehydrator until it snaps like a dry stick.
In a coffee can batter the dried meat to small
pieces with a stick; then grind it as fine as possible in the
Corona mill. I store the dried meat powder in screwtop
plastic jars. The oldest I have on hand was ground in
Jan 07.
finely ground meat powder is especially suitable
for those with poor or no teeth, or perhaps for
children too young for solid foods.
to make a meat shake (instant meal)
-one cup (4 0z) meat powder
which equals 10 oz fresh meat
-one teaspoon ground cayenne
-half teaspoon yellow curry
-1/4 cup sunflower oil
-a pint of so filtered water.
shake well and enjoy.
dried meat need not be cooked or refrigerated.
no fire to give away your position.
8:39 AM
I cant wait till the collapse!
I will rule as far as I can travel.
Im a convicted felon on parole, For me a collapse is a reprieve.
When I was a young guy I was placed in Youth authority. This is when i learned the importance of dominance.
I was raped and dominated. After that I was geting punked out every week.
I learned the hard way how to gain control. Now when I go in I find the king badass, knock the crap out of him then ass fuck him. This will gain control quickly. I will rule my crew the same way. Insubordination will result in a beating and ass fucking.
To take control of another crew I will Dominate there leader. His crew will lose all respect of there leader after seeing me bend him over. This will insure subornation of the members of his crew. Now my crew.
Deserters will be caught beaten gang raped then killed...this will denture future deserters.
Rape is the ultimate in humility.
I like to think of it as a slow descent into squalor. I think I will skip the ass rape part.
Read this. Know things. Enrich me so I can afford a box of ammo.
In the not so distant future, the American economy fails, stumbling from a sharp decline into full out collapse. One casualty of the fallout finds himself homeless in the suburbs of Washington D.C. and faces new challenges at every turn just trying to survive. As he changes and adapts he learns hard lessons, makes new friends and ultimately becomes a formidable force of harsh justice in a lawless land. An unrelenting coming of age story set in the backdrop of a once proud America spiraling downward into third world squalor and violence.
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I think we are experience the decline now. Its a slow slide with ups and downs. Each time we reach an economic high its slightly lower than the last high. In other words each peak is lower than the last peak. each low is lower than the last low.
I'm with the 1971 crowd. This was the year of the last true peak in the economy. Each year is worst than the last year,ever since.
The peak oil is just the inevitable. It only compounds our current decline. This decline is engineered we didn't just get here by bad luck. we are in a steady slide towards socialism.
Here is my point I once worked for a manager that was stead fast in the belief that:if the crew is bitching they don't have enough to do. He was right!
Its true, That's the way or government views us. They want to make us broke and busy working to pay taxes. Its control;plain and simple.
Look, this is how the slide works for socialism: If your broke and hungry looking for survival your total resorces are spent working to survive. If survival requires paying high taxes to get your portion. Its just what you do. The goverment gets paid. Each day growing stronger and larger than before.Your allowed just enough to survive, Day to day.
Your resources are spent to survive. Free time to think and bitch is harder to find.Its happening to people now, all over this country.
Attention All WalMart Shoppers !
Happy Thanksgiving!
We NEED a collapse its the only thing that will fix our situation. Our government sure as hell wont.
I read over at creekmore's blog. He tallied up taxes at 49% he is right.
Does any body think a near 50/50 split with uncle sam reasonable?
If you think thats to high think again;Its higher than that. You pay property taxes weather you own or rent. Rental rates cover property tax. Now your probably paying sales tax, in your state. Then you are required to pay vehicle registration. Don't mention you are forced to pay insurance for your car. If you have a loan on your house, car, truck, or boat you need to pay insurance for that too.
No way. Your tax rate is more like 80%. Interest rates are common, with most. taxes are structured so the self-emploied and business get hammered if they pay cash for equipment and property. So you get a loan and pay interest thats designed to keep the banks in money and you broke.
With the loan interest rates you bet YOUR ASS your paying 95% of your income in tax in one form or another. Don't forget the tax on fuel payed at the pump. Also remember each item you purchased is taxed by income at each sale.
Take milk for example: The farmer paid tax on his profit to sell it to the processor. they in tern paid tax on there profit to sell it to the distributor. Then the store paid a tax to sell it to you and me. Don't forget the tax is based on gross sale price so your paying tax on money that was a tax itself. A tax on a tax. I bet our final tax is twice our final price at the register. If the item came from out of the country. There is an additional tax on top of the rest of the tax.
Yes indeed, HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all!
LOL...
I'm a survivalist by default. I grow a bunch of food, can a bunch of food. Do a lot of shopping at the warehouse store that starts with C and ends in O. I cook and bake almost all my food from scratch. There's generally 3-4 months worth of food floating around my house- before you get into the 'back-stock'.
I Ride around on a bicycle and keep everything I need to fix it myself in a seat pack. I go hiking and camping and eat about the same when I'm out in the woods as I do at home.
When I go out, I have a small, but really F'ing bright flashlight and a Swiss Army on my key chain and I take a book bag full of crap with me:
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This is how I live, not because the end of civilization is coming, (it isn't, but we're in for some nasty stuff in the years ahead) but because this is how I like to live. Being surrounded by good food (sorry Jim, I only have about 5 pounds of wheat berries and I have those because I use them in baking and soups) makes me happy. Baking food for myself and my friends makes me happy. Riding my bike makes me happy. And so on.
I think I have a pretty cool life and most of my friends seem to think so too. And they like to come over for dinner.
If everything came to a halt, it might take me while to notice.
well, yet again i have to disagree with lord jimbo.
okay, so we get tired of shuffling paper at work and re-inking the stamp pad. the girl over in communications turns out to be a lesbo, and we start fantasizing a better life after the collapse of 'brand amerika'. so what?
really, how can it get worse ? the idiot asses can't bother you about calling the pigs! the boss has to be nice and mind their manners! and people will be more normal again...like if your not hurting or bothering anyone, who gives a shit what your doing !!!
if the lame shit ass system goes to hell, it has to be for better. first off, after a week the air and water would be cleaner and you'll start feeling better.
and then we won't have to listen to the buffoons regurgitating what the heard the night before on TV. talk about delusional escapists ?
happy thanksgiving all, and for any native americans reading this, i wish to apologize for my selfish white brothers who still refuse to acknowledge the indian holocaust.
second, greetings black dog, really you sound more like a prison guard than a felon out on parole? i mean outside of juvenile facilities, most of that homo shit is gang rites and freakazoids. plus you write awfully well for a felon. if you got some education inside, congratulations, but you sort of smell like you could be a piggy wiggy out to cause trouble.
third, couch potato launched into some story at diner about skiing down the side of k2, on one ski with no helmet at the age of eleven...anyway, it wasn't k2 but the gulch where some 60 year doc took a header when he slipped climbing. so we were laughing about you could ski without a helmet back then....but, i had been thinking about sports, and why i hate sports now and thinking about kickball when i was a kid.
not everybody had noticed what i saw. but i do remember playing outdoors a lot, and lots of kickball and baseball. but yet i never see children out playing, i never see people in the neighborhood (except when their out mowing the lawn or blowing leaves) {i even had a neighbor out blowing his deck in a rainstorm..}.
another reason amerika blows... pray for the children.
I just had a thought!
If the collapse DOESN'T happen. All the survivalists could start a twelve step program. In the beginning of each program, meeting It will start like this:
HI, my name is Buck; and MY LIFE SUCKS ASS!
Hahaha. Best post title ever.
Boobs and guns are pretty nice.
Well...I was kinda hoping in the back of my mind to be king of the Mountain or at least a mole hill..but after reading black dogs post...think I will just run for mayor of my street after the shtf..throw on a chasity belt to be safe..just BD's luck he will be in Fresno when hell happens..take over a group of gay survivors..where want he wants to do is not a pleasure but a civic duty..just stay away from the boys that use their asses for hoops in a shtf basketball game BD
Don't knock it till you try it.
The Romans did it all the time. They considered it recreational sex. Man on man was OK. I think you would not have been allowed to force one of higher stature though. Other wise it was a free for all.
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