politics usual, all fouled up

POLITICS USUAL, ALL FOULED UP


PUAFU, or poo a fu. Or, almost, poor fool. I noticed that everyone was getting into a sphincter clenching, nipple hardening uproar over the former Kennedy’s seat going to a Republican. Now, I share the masses ( outside of his state which, curiously, on the map resembles a feeding trough for pigs ) ecstasy that Teddy boy is dead. I hope that brain cancer hurt like hell, and I hope that is where he is headed. Hopefully, if karma is something other than a dry hump like it has been proven to me time and again there being absolutely no punishment of wife #2, he is actually in the lower depths of Hades being constantly drowned over and over again as a drunk driver crashes over a bridge and leaves him trapped in the car and then is acquitted in court as the drivers rich daddy bribes the jury and/or judge so he can go back again after consuming a few pints of moonshine and do it all over again. Let me put it this way so there is no mistake about my pure hatred of all the man represented, and how much I loath all the asshat scum sucking anal tongue probing jerks that kept reelecting him because he took the taxes from the other forty nine states to pay them off with. If Baby Jesus let me have one vote for who he would smite, us being pretty tight and sharing a beer and all, I would be hard pressed to pick between wife #2 and whichever Kennedy was still alive. If Ted was still alive it would have been no contest. Now, how was that for a useless rant, you ungrateful minion?

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Then, everybody got even more excited over the Supreme Court voting that corporations could bribe politicians at will and in whatever amounts they desired. Hey, we ain’t no stinking Third World banana republic where you can bribe a cop for ten bucks. Here, you need tens of thousands of dollars to bribe the lawyer who comes after the cop. We are so much more advanced and civilized. Our bribery is institutionalized. Yet people still act surprised about it. Why? This country is a police state, it is a welfare state, and it is less free than a lot of former commie countries. The only reason to stay here is because we are familiar with how the corrupt system works and we are too lazy to learn a second language. Please don’t feed me that line about how we are still the freest country on earth. If you think the 1st Amendment applies, joke about a bomb at the airport. If you live in New York City, the last time I checked still in the continental US, there is no 2nd Amendment. Try selling a rock of crack and see if the reasonable bail part still applies. Etcetera. The politicians have always been bought and paid for. The recent decision just streamlined the process. As far as a republican win, so? If you buy into electronic voting being rigged, and about the bankers pulling the strings with the power over the money supply ( you mean you don’t? ), it isn’t a stretch to figure that the republicans were meant to win. If the election meant that health care reform is no longer a slam dunk, it was by design. I don’t know exactly why because I don’t devote a lot of brain power to politics anymore. The system is rigged and I never liked pro wrestling. Contrived entertainment for the masses. The circus part to go along with the bread.

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Was the debate meant to distract us from a private insurance company bail out? I’ve covered that before. I still don’t have an answer. Others seem to think nothing at all was meant to change. If medical inflation stays at double digits that is a pretty good payoff. It would make sense. The Obammy puppet worshipers think he cares about them, which is so funny I dribble on myself every time I think about it. God, with the unemployment rate amongst comedians so high you would think they would be a little more sensitive and not try to be so funny. Nothing changes except the position. You still get screwed every time.

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Buzz- I got your care package. Thank you so very much. I shall enjoy.

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