Monday, February 15, 2010

is it too late?

IS IT TOO LATE?


I know you think I mock you. Foolish Earthling! Your puny efforts are for naught. Kneel before my greatness and tremble! Alas, I am not allowed to have a superiority complex per Bison Rules And By-Laws section three, subsection one hundred and thirty two. No person or persons shall be belittled or denied loyal minion status even if they have not seen the obvious fact of western civilization crumbling around them as the non-renewable petroleum sources are depleted at an alarming and breathtaking speed and you have had plenty of warning from both His Most Exalted Paranoid One and other unlikely sources such as Baby Bush since there was no other reason to occupy the middle east other than to secure the last of the oil reserves and thus you have had at least eight friggin years to get ready. Hey, I didn’t make the rules. You can look it up yourself, it actually uses “friggin” which should tell you how serious the Official Revised Bison Rules And By-Laws writers were about the whole thing. Even though you have had plenty of warning I am still not allowed to mock you, which tells me they are pretty sweet guys and really want to see you survive ending up in the stewpot.

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I know it is easy for me to crack the whip and yell at you to prepare faster and quicker. I’m already there, mostly. But just because the tools were more affordable to me, that doesn’t mean I had it easy. Since I make less than most of you, even at cheaper rates my preps took a huge bite out of my income, percentage wise. It took me ten years to get to a comfortable position ( not actual comfort such as a steel reinforced bunker and a few hundred cases of MRE’s and a few HK-91’s which would be really sweet if anyone is thinking about stuffing my stocking this Christmas, but comfortable as in at least being able to survive the economic contraction and a year or two after the collapse, Baby Jesus willing ). You DON’T have that kind of time and you certainly are going to pay more for your preps than I did. I bought wheat at half its current price. The buckets for it at 75% of the price now. Same with my rifles- one half to 25% off what they are going for now ( I actually had three Enfield No. 1’s for $75 each, mid nineties, but I got ride of them and went with the superior No. 4’s ). My ammo was mostly surplus at 25 cents a round, with new S&B for $8 a box. A smidge less if I caught the right deal at a gun show. My grain grinders were $20 after shipping, if even that ( with the exception of my Corona which I think I bought locally for $50 ). I bought a trailer when salvageable used ones could be found with some effort for under a thousand bucks. I got most of my land before the real estate bubble, but junk land is almost back to those levels. My silver was around seven bucks an ounce.

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I didn’t buy at the bottom. I felt I had waited too long as it was, but I never bought unless I found a deal and I did a lot of searching. To start preparing now you are under far more severe handicaps. The job market sucks unholy donkey members. If you pull up now, there are legal issues with your mortgage and near uncertainty that you won’t find a job at your new location. Ammunition, if you find it, is twice what it used to be. If you have to commute from junk land into work, gas has doubled. And you better have a reliable car because no one is getting credit to buy new ones. Basic food staples, beans and rice and wheat, are doubled. Anything with steel in it has doubled. Forget about buying gold, you are lucky if you can afford silver ( it goes without saying this is a post-food supply luxury ). I grant you, the deck is severely stacked against you.

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But guess what? You don’t have a flippin choice. The Depression won’t stop because you aren’t prepared. The oil won’t stop depleting because it is inconvenient for you to budget in preps. The problem now isn’t that it isn’t possible to prepare. Even after prices double again, and unemployment goes over 30%, you can still prepare. The problem is that it isn’t as easy as a shopping trip like it used to be. It actually takes painful sacrifices now. And the longer you wait the more painful it is going to be. It will continue to get harder, guaranteed. Things are getting worse monthly. Pretty soon, you won’t be able to sell your plastic, digital or internal combustion toys to buy preps. Act now, buy now. The consumer economy ends with the Oil Age. And your ability to buy “cheap” petroleum subsidized goods will end with it. Cheap being relative. If a petroleum input field can produce 130 bushels of corn, and one without any oil or mechanized inputs can only produce thirty, one day you will know that fifty pounds of corn for an hours wage was a screaming good buy. But no, instead you compute how much your family needs to survive for a year. Four people, one pound each a day, four times 365 is Holy Crap! Almost three hundred dollars plus whatever containers cost. I can’t afford that. I’ll just buy a few cases of chili and a fifty pound bag of rice. Well, schmucko, congrats. You’ve done more than most. You are actually trying to prepare. But a cell phone and cable contract now is costing you more than feeding everyone with petroleum grown grain. You spend at least a grand a year on entertainment, just for those two items-and they are entertainment only, not necessities, but you can’t get four hundred bucks together?

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It isn’t that prices have doubled. We still buy candy bars at fifty cents even though they were a nickel when we were kids. We adjust as prices increase. It is always a downwards adjustment but we manage. No, the problem is that if you make serious sacrifices to prep, not half assed preps but squeezing every dime and giving up 90% of luxuries, then you have to admit to yourself and your family that the end is indeed right around the corner. That rather than become a Third World country, America is going to become a smoldering ruin of lice picking, animal skin wearing, spear throwing cannibalistic savages. And not very many of them at that. Overshoot means 90+% die of famine and cold. A few hundred on grain, a few hundred on ammo, a few hundred on incidentals. It ain’t much at all. But, hey, you aren’t avoiding reality. Reality says coal/nuclear/abiotic oil/green shoots will save us. OK. I guess under a thousand bucks is too much to insure your family. Forget I even mentioned it.

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It is never too late until the crash. It might get harder, but it is never impossible. Please protect yourself and your family while it is still relatively affordable, even on our reduced wages and even at our increased costs. A minimum wage peon can still prepare if he doesn’t wait too long and he can sacrifice for a short time.

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reality says coal/nuclear/abiotic oil/green shoots will save us.

Jim, you're so stupid. Haven't you been listening? OBAMA will save us. He said so.

Anonymous said...

I see a 40 acre tract for sale in Winslow,Az. for $12000. could be split 5 ways. Water near at McHood Park a 5 min. trip & at 200 to 300 ft. South of Winslow off 99.
Winslow
About 5000 ft. Part of Clear Creek Ranches

Anonymous said...

I think your preaching to the choir,its all the people who have just enough food to last until next week that well be the problem.I always like it when i go shopping and the people around me have chips and soda and frozen dinners as their grocerys.RW

Anonymous said...

In the Bison spirit of things, I just got a CEMTE which is what the HK-91 builds under license from CEMTE. It is 1/3 of the cost and mags are about $1.99 each! I first got Russing bolt guns with 300 per rifle, then multiple gravity water filters for $30 each delivered from http://www.dehydrated-food.net/water/, just scroll down to the filter, then you can make your own buckets.

Prepping on the cheap,

MOFreedom

theotherryan said...

I suppose you do the best you can. I missed out on the cheap South African .223 in battle packs and cases of 7.62x39 for less than the price of a mediocre dinner out. Still was able to pick up some arms and ammunition when prices were not insane. Looking at getting more ammo in the next couple months. It is expensive but will likely not get cheaper. I will try to get enough ammo to be "comfortable" over the course of this year. Unless the world ends then I will just do the best I can.

Missed out on super cheap silver and gold but was able to snag some of each before their race up as this depression got going. Still buying the stuff, just a bit less and at a slower rate.

You are right. You need bullets now just as much as you did before. Silver and gold fill the same useful role as they did at $7 and $350 respectively.

Just do the best you can to acquire as much of what you need as quickly as you reasonably can.

Northwoods said...

Can't disagree with a word you said!
Now if they'd only listen...
Don't hold yer breath.

Anonymous said...

I remember a couple of years ago when for about a year, gas was priced at or near $4 a gallon, nearly twice what it is going today. People were selling their gas guzzling Suburbans / Vans cheap because it was so expensive to use as an everyday car. And it WAS expensive - then as now, I drive a GMC full size PU w/ 350 as my vehicle.

The lucky ones glommed on to a cheap Big A$$ vehicle that could haul quite a big, as a BOV, and just parked them. And IF or WHEN it comes down to leaving your home for the last time, you will have space or capacity to haul off a lot more of what you have then the poor schmuck driving the Prius or other tiny little vehicle.

If you are stuck with small vehicle, at least install a good roof rack, something that will allow you to put some stuff on top and add to the load. No security for it, but at least, you have more stuff.

CaNative said...

Do not ask for whom the Doom tolls; it tolls for thee!

Yes everything is MUCH more expensive now and that's gonna be point (1) of this mini-rant.

A doubt I could find a "smelly" rifle for less than $300 now. .22 ammo is $25 a brick and that's really cheap stuff, real crap. I've mentioned my $220 Marlin 925, the $400+ 10/22's, and so on. I looked at the price of some grass seed, trying to get this place shaped up into decent pasture, and a 10lb bag is $30-odd, and that's at Wally's. $3 a lb. Granted grass seeds goes a long way, but your income dwarfs mine, Sir Bison, and this gets to my point. The time to prepare was yesterday, years ago, but while you did, I didn't, and most of us minions didn't. We can't go into the past, so the time is NOW. Most minions have an income that's minimum wage or better, so effectively preps for them will cost as little as they did for you, and as for me, on a few hundred a month, I'm spending like a yuppie prepper! Get out there and get prepped, fellow minions! Lord Bison's not joking about 90% dieoff, go read dieoff dot org if you don't believe him, or read up on the experiences of the North American Indians or the Pacific Islanders, Eskimos, etc., the dieoffs when their worlds ended were always 90%. You think it's gonna be any different when your world ends? You immunized against whooping cough? Mumps? Do you know why being lousy can kill you? Typhoid! Bison and I are old fuckers, so we've had those shots. Most of you have not and you're not gonna go out and get 'em because that would take rare initiative.

To be continued....

Terms to learn: Rid/ride, CEMTE/CETME

snowball_in_hell said...

Nah, I'll just buy a BIG ASS GUN to steal the fully-loaded BIG A$$ Prep Wagon I see lumbering down the highway ahead of me...

And it'll be semi-automatic too.

CaNative said...

Point (2).

We've passed Peak Internet. I hammer away on a 15-year-old computer with a keyboard that's training me in Kung-Fu finger-striking techniques not because I can't get a better machine if I really want one, which I do, but because I'm convinced it won't be worth it. I've been watching the decay of the Internet since its peak in 2003 or so, and it's not pretty. I think the dirty little secret of the Internet is that actual participation is going down. One thing I notice is that everyone just goes to "their" sites now and they stick with those. There's less sharing, actual communicating, than there was a decade ago. And it's getting worse at a steady rate. Porn fans and gamers are pumping up the figures for the bit-counters, but overall, participation and communication are down.

We need to work on communicating person to person again, and this is gonna be hard since we've been moving away from that since the invention of the TV and really away from it since about 1980. Being an old fucker I remember as a kid, visiting around the neighborhood and people who'd give you a brown rice ball which you'd eat appreciatively while you marveled at the length of her armpit hair. Ahh the 70s. Since then it's been video games and "stranger danger" and McGruff the Crime Dog and that's for the adults.

By the time I got a spiffy new machine, I'd have a year on it maybe, I'd be lured into thinking things on Internetville maybe aren't so bad after all, then the Internet would become hardly worth the effort. And this is where I'm beginning to worry about you Lord Bison, since sales of eBooks in general may be down.

I dunno how handy you are, I grew up a tool-using animal and am close to invincible with a Swiss Army Knife in my hand. If I were you, I'd seriously look at whittling, crafting, making useful stuff like rabbit sticks and snares (for hanging on the wall only!) bows out of manzanita, etc you name it, have a big payday once a month at the local tourist trap or junkfarmer's market. Get off of the Internet to some extent. Right now you're dependent on the beneficence of your employer and a bunch of 1's and 0's for a living. Not a good position for anyone to be in. Make money those ways, sure, but have a fallback position that may become your main one.

Lastly, I'm wondering if you may have some thoughts to share with us regarding CB and scanner radios for listening in on what's going on around you. Real scanner fans tend to breed the things like rabbits and you might get someone to donate you one. I'm considering setting up a listening post, a Grundig G3 and a Uniden BC350 or 355 will cover everything from 150kHz up into the 900's for a bit over $200.

Anonymous said...

Praise the lord and pass the obama chips. Salvation is at hand.

America will be all powerful, wealthy again and free. Well maybe in 2045 when they finally spend enough to simulate the economy back into growth and job creation.

Don't listen to Bison, watch tv instead and get the real truth.

Brass said...

Anon at 7:56,

Funny that you should say that. I was recently standing at a corner in Winslow, Arizona. Such a fine sight to see!

Anonymous said...

I can't help wondering, if it's true we are in iraq for the oil, where the hell is the oil?
jpf

Anonymous said...

Jim, i live in the carolinas. youre right about pork; also chicken,wheat,soy beans and get ready for it wait wait okay nuclear power one north, south and east within 50miles. out to 100 miles another five. Yey though we glow in the dark the powers always on.EXCELLENT BLOG!! keep up the good work. del

Michael said...

Hi Jim,

Thought you might find this interesting.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/05/0527_040527_grottosurvivors_2.html

Anonymous said...

I have been reading your site for about a year. I have been trying to get out of debt and prep at the same time. I am about a year away from being ready. I don't think I am gonna make it before TSHTF. At the rate that the world is going to hell I can easily see world currency failure between Mid spring and this coming fall. I am so depressed about world events that I am going to have to turn my TV, internet and radio off and concentrate only on my prep work and to hell with what is happening.
I know and live near AMISH communities. Even they are scared. At first they were interested about how the market failures and job losses would effect thier business/farms like any other business owner. Now they are talking about being flooded with ENGLISH looking for a meal and somewhere to hold up thru the LONG depression that is coming. Kinda like the SHAKERS during the Civil War. There is no group that can support all the homeless that will be wandering this country.

Justin said...

Guess I was too busy serving my nation in the military and making next to nothing to prep. Then I got out, made next to nothing, and was too busy trying to feed my kids to prep. How stupid I am. I should have let them starve to "prep" for an eventuality.

Now I have the money to put a bit extra aside, and not only am I ignorant, but screwed anyway. Nice. I guess we all are entitled to our opinions.

I would not waste my money on silver. Not much use for it in a collapse scenario other than hitting people with. Use the money to buy things you may want to barter for. Can't feed my kids metal.

But what do I know? I am stupid, right? People will be begging for my skillset in a collapse. Perhaps I should start a blog and call people stupid who didn't get military training before "it's too late".