some white is right

SOME WHITE IS RIGHT


And, no, I don’t mean in our half-breed foreign born “ He Might Do Something So Why Waste Time We’ll Just Give Him The Peace Prize Now Because We Are A Bunch Of Fuzzy Foreigners That Give Away Money To The First Cute Mentally Challenged Jag Bag We See” Nobel Award winning Leader Of The Free World. But I get ahead of myself. First, a few words on mysterious plane crashes and M-16 ammo. Normally, when a plane load of politicians goes down in flames, impacts with a mountain or is swallowed into the underbelly of a visiting Mothership ( Mothership ) I get pretty excited and even sometimes bust the budget and buy a bottle of Chinese Champagne to celebrate. It really isn’t as bad as it sounds, with just a slight hint of arsenic and a subtle aftertaste of lead. If there is one thing we have too much of it’s politicians. Some of us don’t really want to wait for the collapse when it will be open season on lawyers, politicians, bankers ( 13 Bankers: The Wall Street Takeover and the Next Financial Meltdown ) and CEO’s. Not that most of them are to blame for anything other than being a parasite, but if you ever wonder why mobs like to string up people when civilization is afire it isn’t because they are stupid with panic but very smart realizing that this is their one opportunity to kill the cancer cells so that society can recover quicker. God bless you, mobs. Anyway, I think that a good rule of thumb is to always assume that an accident is intentional. Especially when it comes to plane crashes. All the time we are hearing that planes are so much safer than driving, but all the famous people are dying flying. Plenty of them are going around in limos and those big ass buses, but they never die that way.

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Well, it is either a heart attack, a drug overdose or a plane crash. Some of them were too paranoid to fly, so they went to the secondary assassination method list. Remember back in the day when rock and roll was really considered subversive rather than just annoying? I know all you old farts on Social Security do. There was a real incentive to kill off the influential ones ( I’m not saying they were, just that they very well could have been as there was the motivation ). And not so long ago, look at all the Clinton ( Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime ) Enemies dying in plane crashes. Let’s say the odds of a plane crash are one in a million ( I don’t know the actual numbers ). If you knew something bad about the Clintons, such as Bill dildoed his state trooper body guard in the ass with a cigar while an underage homeless female drug addict played with Bills nipples, or if you saw Hillary receiving her orders from Satan himself ( remember, she is only forth in line of succession- those other three would be flaming idiots to get on a plane together ), your odds of dying in a plane crash went up about a one in two chance. And what about that Polish government officials crash a few months ago? Too many coincidences. This latest crash in Alaska- look behind the official version. Who is dead, and why would someone want then that way? Okay, a very short note on M-16 ammo, inspired by Ranger Man’s comment. All of my bad experiences with the M-16 ( BARSKA 1x30 IR M-16 Electro Sight Riflescope ) were in the military. I never shot an AR but one time. So, all the jamming problems were with the ammo the Army gave me. They can spend millions per tank but they won’t spend an extra quarter a round for perfect/precision ammo? I don’t find the AR useless. It would be a fine mid range sniper rifle to harass with, especially if you steal the rifle and rounds. I dislike it for close combat with its propensity to jam.

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Now, since every one seems to be so squeamish about so many things, like not wanting to talk about cannibalism ( Contingency Cannibalism: Superhardcore Survivalism's Dirty Little Secret ) or shooting children rather than allowing them to eat all your food, or eating children who would eat your food ( I’m talking about refugees here, not your own tribe ), I guess I have to bring this up. When eating a diet of whole wheat, it has been acknowledged that the diet will act as a giant Super Turbo Deluxe dose of laxative ( Ex-Lax Stimulant Laxative, Maximum Strength, 25 mg, 90-Count Boxes (Pack of 2) ) until your body gets used to the high fiber. This is true as far as it goes, but it does underline how few authors actual eat whole wheat. You are supposed to store what you eat and eat what you store. But how many have gotten a large percentage of their calories from wheat, rather than just munching on a few pieces of factory produced whole wheat bread occasionally? I get close to half my calories from wheat six days a week. So let me tell you a little story about wheat and how its laxative properties continue far after the adjustment period.

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I eat a cup of flour for both breakfast and lunch. Mix with water, spread on a plate, microwave for four minutes each side and you have nuke bread. I eat it plain for breakfast and with butter for lunch. The bread is about 700 calories and the butter another 200. For dinner and dessert I get almost the remainder I need. I’ve been doing this for years with only slight variations. My body is not a stranger to whole wheat bread. But when I was desperately casting about for more energy without spending more money ( before I started eating my egg or two every day for the needed protein ) I went from one half whole wheat ( Master Bread Making Using Whole Wheat ) flour and one half white flour to 100% whole grain. It worked, giving me slightly more energy. It also, several months later, kept giving me bouts of diarrhea. In a survival situation, eating a pound of grain a day, you get 1500 calories. On half that, 700-750 calories, I was experiencing periodic episodes of severe intestinal dysfunction. Being at work where the employees have to share the bathrooms with a bunch of nasty bums, I refused to experience my daily constitution on that commode. If it was an emergency, if I was about to fill my shorts with a hot load, then I would sit down and do my business. Otherwise, I squeezed it back in. This of course did not help my condition. But put yourself in a collapse situation. You are at a guard post and there is probable movement outside. Suddenly, your bowels convulse. You have to do what? Suck it back in, do the Gotta Crap Dance, sweat popping out on your forehead as your sphincter screams at you in agony. There are plenty of times you can’t just drop it and dookie.

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After months of this kind of discomfort and half-a-day-living-in-fear-of-skidmarks ( Tank Girl: Skidmarks ), I said screw it and went back to half white and half wheat flour. Now I have no problems. Eventually, you are going to have to go to an all whole grain diet. But until then, I would highly recommend that you store as much white flour to bake half and half with as possible. Not because it tastes better, or makes for lighter bread, but because of better functioning. Having the screaming squirts at the wrong time should be put off as long as possible.
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