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USED PROPHYLATIC


Every once in awhile Baby Jesus sends me a pretty clear signal in warning. Sometimes I act promptly and make myself look good, hogging all the credit. I’m sure I’ll be paying for that one soon enough. Although in my own defense, an all knowing deity should know that is how I’d react and make allowances. And look at all the good I do. Showcasing perfect hair. Telling people what idiots they are ( for their own good, I say. But I’m sure I’ll get some retort like, you knew you would drive them away with that attitude so you really wanted to hog all the wheat and Enfields for yourself )( Lee-Enfield No.1 MkIII SMLE / No.4 MkI Rifle Web Sling ). Bringing fame and fortune to the area. I should be a friggin saint. Anyway, after a grueling hour of thinking up new ways to tell you your faults, no easy task, I went to hit Copy and did something else and promptly lost all my work. Sloppy habits on my part, not manually backing up my drivel. I could just chalk it up to laziness, or I could put a spin on it and invoke the Lords name in vain. Which I know riles up a bunch of you. But let me ask you this. If you take the existence of God as an article of faith, why do you refuse to acknowledge resource depletion which is based on the laws of physics ( The Law of Physics )? Peace, brothers and sisters. I’m not trying to dog on your religion. I envy you the peace and comfort it brings you. But my question is valid. So, Baby Jesus sent me a message. “I smite your pathetic drivel, a tired rehash of the same old crap. Write it over again, and try to do better, you pathetic hack!” Whoa! That really hurt my feelings. But because I love all of you, at least officially, and really truly love those that send books, bacon, silver or LED’s ( Planet Bike Blinky "3" 3-Led Rear Bicycle Light ), I’m writing this article in the evening at home, hurriedly trying to beat the sinking sun so as not to drain the battery.

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I’ve got bad news for you. The bankers, their minions in government, and the businesses that suck up the leftovers like the whores that they are, all will discard you in a hot New York minute like a used prophylactic once you no longer serve their needs. Need proof? There was a little thing called the deindustrialization of America, NAFTA ( The Case Against Free Trade: GATT, NAFTA, and the Globalization of Corporate Power (An Earth Island Press Book) ), four decade long decline in living standards and such disasters as Katrina and 9/11. You have been subjected to a gradual disregard for a very long time. You wonder why you are being screwed. Why is my Social Security being eroded by inflation? Why does my Medicare not pay for my medical anymore? Why did my food bill go from 10% of my budget to 30% ( mine has anyway, and that ain’t eating that great )? Why is Wal-Mart bending me over the Chinese made sawhorse and dry humping me? Why is the food from the market poisoning me even as it costs more? Newsflash, Captain Einstein, you no longer profit the powers that be. The energy available to our exploding population, a population made by deliberately opening the borders to downgrade wages, is declining. There is no more energy growth. There is energy contraction. Energy equals wealth. Less energy equals falling wealth. Falling wealth equals your life sucking hind tit, if you can find a tit at all. Obammy could give two shites that you worked all your life paying into the system. He is going to get his to put in the safe underneath his framed Nobel Prize ( The Beginner's Guide to Winning the Nobel Prize: Advice for Young Scientists )( The Nobel Prize: A History of Genius, Controversyand Prestige ).

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It is all so simple, but in a blatant disregard of reality since it resembles a nightmare, everyone tries to complicate the damn thing. You are a useless eater. I am a worthless eater. We will all be starved deliberately, just as the Ukrainians were in Soviet Russia ( New 2x3 USSR Flag Russia Russian Soviet Union Flags ). Forget your precious semi-auto guns. The Feds aren’t afraid of your chest beating, your “Don’t Tread On Me” flags, your copy of the Constitution. They are tickled pink that you only have a months supply of food, though. Are you capable of paying interest to the bankers and tax to the government and consume from the corporations as the economy dives straight down? If it is only because of local pension payments, your time is limited. If it is on federal pensions, your time will expire a little farther down the road. I’m not picking on the retired, I’m asking a question. Are you really that essential? It will soon be triage, and “right” and “just” are quaint leftovers no one can afford.

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Very short this time, for obvious reasons. Just stop overlooking the obvious. That is all I’m asking.

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