vote to steal

VOTE TO STEAL


Has anyone heard a rumor to the effect that most artificially added fiber is in fact sawdust? I don’t know if this guy was pulling my leg but he claimed he saw it on one of the cable channels, bleached wood in place of bran. I’m sure it wasn’t literally scooping up from the sawmill floor, more than likely a byproduct of paper making or some damn thing. Anyway, if it is true I find the whole thing quite amusing. Sawdust bread was made famous in the siege of Leningrad. Is our food industry now on par with the Chinese, so desperate to find enough profit/available food stock that they are resorting to this? In our case obviously we have no shortage of food, yet. But are profits that hard to come by? In the Chinese case I would imagine there is literally a food shortage, not just greed. At least for a percentage of the population. The middle class eat well, lots of meat and fat. The poor still sucking on a few balls of rice each day? Perhaps all they afford is Haitian Mud Cakes? If this the case you can imagine we will duplicate it one day. Not even Soylent Green ( Soylent Green ) for the homeless living in SUV’s under overpasses.

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Today’s article has pretty much no point whatsoever. Just me blowing off steam. Of course you could argue that I do that with most of my writing and few days have any real point. I won’t necessarily argue with you. Most days I stress about the content and try to be somewhat entertaining and enlightening. Even if I fail half the time at least by striving for more than meritocracy perhaps I put out a product that can at least be swallowed rather than outright rejected in a violent projection of stomach content. But today I’m just coming up empty. I’m actually writing this on Thursday’s lunch. Friday is a work holiday ( celebrating Nevada Day, [ Nevada Day, Part 2 ] a paid work day here ) and while I have to put in a few hours picking up the slop I don’t necessarily want to stay the extra hour or hour and a half writing Monday’s article. And I just know the weekend will be overcast so I can’t write at home ( the last three or four weekends were all cloudy ). So not only did you get a repeat on Friday, you get crap today. A case of the blahs, winter is setting in, me and the old lady are on the outs again and I ain’t getting any. Work is stressful ( of course, in relation to yours mine is great, but it’s all relative ). So, BLAH! But I know you don’t pay me to feel sorry for myself. More greatness will follow even if in short supply today.

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Tomorrow is election day ( Election Day (Rookie Read-About Holidays) ). And thank all the gods because if I have to watch yet another commercial showing the greedy face of political evil too much longer I just might scream. Crook #1 proclaims with a straight face that crook #2 is a worse crook than he/she is so they should get your vote. Crook #2 tells you in the very next commercial that they have just uncovered new information that crook #1 is in fact worse than they first imagined. Who cares who gets elected? I haven’t voted since Billary’s second election. The Libertarian Party ( What It Means to Be a Libertarian ) got a record low vote. After four years of Clinton. After Waco ( The Ashes of Waco: An Investigation ) and Ruby Ridge ( The Federal Siege At Ruby Ridge: In Our Own Words ) and airplane traffic diverted three hours while our Pimpin Redneck In Chief got a $500 haircut. I knew then that the elections were rigged. One of the worse Presidents ever and the only protest party worthy of the name had the fewest votes in almost twenty years? My dimpled pasty white Hank Hill ass. Hanky panky was afoot. The sneaking suspicion that computerized voting made rigging simpler was confirmed. It didn’t take me by surprise when Gore threw the election for cash money ( his global warming circus which paid handsomely ) and the Supreme Court acted in record time settling the matter. So now, my only available act of defiance is to NOT vote, hereby withdrawing my consensus in getting screwed.

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Politics almost from the very beginning have been a form of corruption. And I’m talking from long before the last two hundred years. You expect politicians to help themselves to the treasury. I just wish they would stop insulting my intelligence trying to make me believe they are “public servants” ( Simpsons Chief Wiggum Public Servant Keychain ) just trying to help a brother our. Harry Reid ( Harry: Money, Mob & Influence In Harry Reid's Nevada (Volume 1) ) is one of the many things Nevada has to be embarrassed about. Las Vegas, radioactive sand dunes. A long tradition of Basque sheep molestation. But old Harry takes the cake. What a greasy weasel ( Greasy Weasel ). He could care less if you know he is a crook ( outside of a few weeks before the election ). He follows in the fine tradition of Chappaquiddick Kennedy ( Senatorial Privilege: the Chappaquiddick Cover-Up ), looting other states to bribe his voters into reelecting him. Again, this is nothing new. It is just embarrassing that it isn’t hidden out of plain site. But you can’t just blame the politicians. Politicians and whores are an age old profession and both sell themselves. The difference is that going to a prostitute you voluntarily pay for a good time. The politician only returns a good time after stealing your money if you like anal sex. No, the voters are just as much to blame. They want something for nothing, something free. They turn a blind eye to the theft because in their perception they get something of greater value ( not doing the math and realizing that after a century of this the accumulated theft by government is the greater sum- 95% of the Greenback inflated away, anyone? ).

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If you are voting, you are either trying to change an unchangeable system or you are voting for more socialist bribery. Stop already. You are embarrassing both of us.

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