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In honor of the Holiday Season I thought I would contribute a few thoughts on eating your fellow man. Yes, Cannibalism! A great many people still find this a distasteful subject. Pardon the pun. You probably have a card in your wallet saying whether you agree to donate your eyes,lungs,liver,heart,bone marrow to some deserving soul when you die.,
Why not the flesh? Someday your living will and final directives may include your favorite barbecue sauce to be used at your roast! The moral, religious or philosophical views of this subject will not be discussed in this article.If you are going to insist on a religious discussion of this material then stop reading now and find something else to do.
Endocannibalism is eating someone you know or someone from your neighborhood. Exocannibalism is eating a stranger.
Homicidal cannibalism is killing or harvesting a person for food, and finally Necro-cannibalsim is eating a person who was already dead, like road kill .
You must realize that most animals are raised to be eaten.Hunting provides the only meat that was grown from a diet chosen by it's previous owner. Animals in the wild eat what nature provides and Mankind is free to satisfy any craving it wants without concern for health. As a result and an interesting commentary on humanity is thanks to the American dream, Americans would not provide long term nutritious food. Oh, they are o.k. for survival snacking but not long term health. American meat would be so high in bad cholesterol and salt content, a long term diet would lead to high blood pressure and heart disease, not to mention the trans fat issue and the myriad of diseases,toxins,drugs contained in their flesh.
In addition,cannibalism would result in much older,stringier and just plain tougher meat than we are used to. There are good marinades to counter this but I won't go into those now.
Ironically enough the exercise and wheat diet that the Bison makes the center of his lifestyle would make him potentially delicious.He would likely be the Kobe Beef of human flesh.
There are many articles on the Internet that discuss this subject in greater detail than touched on here. Basically, Younger meat is more juicy,tender and healthier.(We knew that already!) Old meat will provide nutrition but will need a gravy or a sauce.Thanks to modern life most Americans are taking psychotropics or anti-depressants along with a myriad of other drugs and eat shit. They are not practical as a protein source.
On the other hand,if you stumble across a bus containing a European girls volleyball team...............well.
Goan Yankmedicky, World Renown Survivalist
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I go down on my wife whenever I can. Does that make me a cannibal or just a good husband? Possibly some of the female posters can comment :-)
Hail Darwin
And we wonder why the general public looks at survivalist and preppers as a bunch of nuts. Jim your blog does more harm than good.
I bought a carton of stew pot helper from one of the preparedness sites, but when I went to reorder they had taken it down from their website.
I have been trying to encourage my neighbors to fatten up: encouraging every wiggle and jiggle so to speak. I only have so much room in my bunker, and I like to think of it as supplies on the hoof.
This would have made a great Halloween thread! LOL
Wow. Is that where the bar is for guest articles?
i will never get back that time i spent reading this idiotic post
I think we should start off by first feeding the Baby Boomers to the pigs, and then eat the pigs. Easing into cannabalism in this way will help it gain acceptance.
Of course once the world begins to see how much better things are when the Boomers start 'disappearing', things may just steam-roll to the point of them being eaten raw. Just to be rid of them.
European girls volleyball team? Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase playing with your food:)
Okay, I think I'm going to become a vegetarian now.
Ummmm, interesting article.
Cannabalism has happened in Europe during sieges and famines. We will have to beware of those people, who may be difficult to descern.
It is true and not funny like when in late elemetury school we convinced friends smaller brother and sisters that there were cannibals who wanted them. The danger was if they went out of our safe nieghboods..
We would asked them if they have seen stories on cannibals on TV or head about them at school? Have you eve seen the giant pot on azan movies?
Either this is the sickest post I have ever read, or it incrediably funny. This is a socital taboo that even the most prmitive culture recongonizes. If I were to catch someone, for what ever reason, eating people I would execute them out of hand in the blink of an eye.
I would just like to mention that if you put into practice the taboo of cannibalism, then you have put yourself into extreme danger. People who shoot cannibals will be honored as heroes. All this talk of cannibalism, by the way, can give preppers a bad name. It's probably just a bunch of bull, anyway, just to attract attention. Sick, really. I hardly find it funny. It's just a poorly written post. More like an 8 year old's phone prank.
The posting was a bit trite. Unfortunately cannibalism was pretty common at one time; particularly in societies lacking centralized governance. Only very left leaning archeologists-who wanted to view the indigenous preliterate societies in an earth mother warm glow of fuzziness- would argue the point.
It shows up in a lot of the post-apocalyptic fictions: even the Ubber Christian Warrior Rawls eludes to it.
However, as a sustenance strategy it is a bit dubious. You would quickly run out of people if it was your major source of protean. There have been arguments that the Aztecs used it as a way for their elites gain easy access to the required animal protean. IMO the argument that the Aztecs rulers were a twisted bunch is a more plausible one.
I have going to do some posts on it myself, but to something with actual historical takes a fair amount of time. Particularly as the anthropology crowd is so handwringing about it.
At first I was encouraged that 6 out of 8 comments recognized the post as a joke.
Now it is 10 to 8 critical and serious.
It's a joke! people! You need to stock up on a lifetime supply of your favorite anti-depressant, quit jacking off to articles about Ruger 10-22's and lighten up!
I don't want to be around a bunch of smug assholes with no sense of humor. You will not be invited to my next cookout. I was planning on serving Mormon missionary, bike riding, virgin.
SO that being said EAT ME!
Did you get it? EAT ME!
Goan Yankmedicky
LOL! Some LMIs really do need to lighten up. No need to take a bite out of anyone's ass. ;-)
As a friend of mine once said "Humor is what keeps you off roof-tops in your underwear with a deer rifle."
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