Monday, February 28, 2011

a perfect plan

A PERFECT PLAN


None of us has a perfect survival plan. Rawles is in a high traffic area come the collapse. Everybody “knows” that Idaho is the place to be to survive. Of course, he also has a remote retreat that he farms so his positives outweigh his negatives. At least on paper. Creekmore has a mild climate and is near family, although the area is on the heavy population side ( east of the Mississippi even remote areas are surrounded by teeming masses of asshats ). I live in an area that no one in their right mind wants to be in to survive, but it will be a rugged existence and I’m far more likely to survive an economic collapse than a civilization collapse. Even our smaller population here presents a formidable foe. No one, let alone the experts ( media acknowledged or self-proclaimed ), has a perfect plan. Some of us have better plans than others, true. But no one will be without challenges. This is a big reason why we are here. To talk through everything so that some know where to start and other know what loopholes in their plans they need to plug. Yes, at times my sarcasm and hatred might impress upon you that you are indeed a stupid honky mo-fo without a clue in creation about what you are doing. I won’t dismiss the occasional intention to educate you for your own good, but mostly this is just a discussion group. I really don’t think you are THAT much of a dumbass.

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For every action there is a reaction and for every survival plan there is a downside. You know the heating oil will run out so you build a passive solar earth home. Then your property taxes go up so high you are threatened with insolvency. You want to prep right so you stay at a good paying job, which is in a city with high crime. You move out to the country to avoid urban crime and are accidentally raided in a meth lab bust instead of your neighbor. You want to kill off invading mobs so you buy a lot of semi-auto ammo and can’t afford to buy food so after the collapse you are using that ammo to bag two legged game. Or, you concentrate on food storage and are killed by the first mob of hungry city folk ( unlike previous famines, Americans are so fat now that they will have plenty of energy to take food when they need it ). You move out to the middle of nowhere to help yourself survive and then you can’t afford gasoline. I could go on and on. No plan is a great plan. Some are more feasible and realistic than others. Bugging out of L.A. is a pretty bad idea ( as is living there ) since there are too many chokepoints and far too many people. Bugging out of a much smaller town using secondary roads might work. The thing to do is to assume how your plans could get foiled and try to work around them. Or realize they are impossible.

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Back to my original Carson City bug out plan. I knew it would be much smarter to go up into the Sierras even if all of California would be starting up the other side. If I had chosen to seriously plan on bugging out to Elko I would have had to put a bit more thought into it than I did. I would not have felt comfortable with a vehicle escape. Too much would have gone wrong since only two roads led up there. So I would have planned for a secondary hike. But obviously the lack of water ( the stretch north of Reno was infamous for killing off the immigrants 150+ years ago ) the first half of the way would have dictated I bring my own. Which would have slowed me down with the need to haul a cart rather than just walk. So my original two week time frame was pretty silly. I didn’t think this all through until just now, after the comments section got me to thinking. I hadn’t thought it through earlier since I was so focused on relocating at present time. Which means my secondary plans for escaping Carson were poor, almost worthless. I had the “into the mountains” plan and the “down to the river in the Hippie Bread Van” plan. Neither was very feasible. But, hey, I had a plan. If I poke fun of your plan, just remember mine just three years ago sucked. And my plan now? Not too much better. I’m at a great location, in my own estimation if no one else’s, but I’ll be ill prepared to deal with the unrest of the other natives. I almost have no other option than to bribe a tribe with free guns and wheat. But of course that isn’t feasible right now. I might brag on how easy it is to live frugal, but there are definite limits to what I can do.

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I’m no better than the average prepper, hoping I have a bit more time to do a little something more to improve my chances. What I’ve done is impressive to myself, if nobody else. I’ve come a long way in a short time. And I have so much farther to go. I don’t panic because of the elementary steps I’ve already taken. The “better than nothing” ones. And there is no reason to panic about the things I can’t do much about. When I tell you to panic, I’m telling you to get those basic necessities yesterday. Then, you can relax and improve in increments. You must be prepared for the worse. The tomorrow-we-all-die event. But once that is done you can go with the leisurely Yuppie plan. You can’t do all of it at once, the near-as-possible perfect plan. But you can cover the basics quickly. Yesterday quickly. The wheat/bolt gun/filter and grinder plan is affordable to everyone. When that is done you can slowly build up to much better. Don’t get discouraged that your plan sucks. If no plan is perfect, you can’t achieve perfection. Just keep trying to improve. Keep an open mind as to your plans flaws. And don’t relax your pace if all seems well at times. In the end, for all the work and money, you might be one of the first to die through dumb blind luck. Or a flaw in your plan you didn’t see. So just enjoy the journey. Do all you can. You sleep better at night, even if you know the plan will never be completed. The basic supplies are a bedrock peace of mind. I’m paid to worry about all the problems out there and I’m not losing any sleep. Got basics?

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Excellent!

Thanks Jim.

DW

Anonymous said...

Jim, with your luxurious mane of silky hair have again hit it right on the nose.

No plan is perfect. To survive what's coming is a crap shot at best. All we can do is try to increase our odds--but no matter how much money and time we throw at this, we'll never reach 100% prepared.

Some positive things about NORTH and NORTH CENTRAL Idaho--most of it is gov't owned forest land--so lots of space with no people. Lots of mountains, lakes and rivers to impede refuge movement and a snowy/cold climate in winter. Small homogeneous towns in the Northern part of the state and a hunting/farming mentality. Because its' a "red" state there is not much in the way of gov't handouts so people don't have a entitlement attitude.

Some negative things--not many "good" jobs--mostly service (read low pay) jobs. High cost for transportation because of distances. Lots of newcomers trying to change the laws. Overestimating by the locals of their "Daniel Boone" skills.

So no place is perfect. Just look for a place that you can personally deal with the negatives. Then stock up, learn some survival skills, send Bison some donations to buy some blessings and hope for the best.

Idaho Homesteader

Anonymous said...

Good post. Keep it coming.

Anonymous said...

The trouble is, Doom is a moving target. We can prep in general terms, but we honestly don't know if Doom is going to come for us in the form of a fast crash, slow crash, disease, something systemic or localized or what. All we can do is follow what Dmitry Orlov calls "collapse best practices" - get out of debt, store food, produce at least some or our own food, learn basic, useful, skills.

Anonymous said...

jim this artical was among the nicest and openly encouraging to new preppers i think you have written in a long time .Personaly i enjoy your satire but understand many do not understand it as it is meant! i think you may be on a roll with this vein.think about changing your header so a new visiter here is warned that satire and blunt fun is the style of writing . People are so coddled by mainstream media this is over their heads at times i think you should claim to be the ANDY ROONEY OF THE SURVIVAL COMMUNITY. lol GREAT POST !!!! gary in bama

James m Dakin said...

Don't get comfortable with this, thinking I'll stay rational, even tempered, calm or non-judgemental. You know it can't last. I know it can't last. And Baby Jesus knows it can't last. I'm just saving up my venom for the next strike. And, no, I can't spell rouge.

Spud said...

Basics !! Man I'm drowning in freaking basics. How do you stop buying more and more, course I've been in crisis mode every since 76 so I've had plenty of time to load up on stuff. Soon I think that I'll just open up a stinking retail outlet. Just can't pass on good deals, when it comes to long term survival stuff !

I guess that a guy could have worse addictions lol.

Think Simply, live simply, that others might simply live...

Anonymous said...

Great article Jim. That is the same conclusion I always arrive at.
Something is going to get my homely, bad hair self no matter what. But I keep plugging away anyhow.
Keep writing like this and you may get rich and famous yet.

Anonymous said...

Water.
Did you ever consider it might be useful for more than drinking?
Evidently not as you are far removed from it.

Water can provide ..drinking water, a freeway, a food source... and psst (just between you & me .... it'll even carry away/disburse your bodily wastes). Yes, bodies of water can provide just as much as 'the buffalo' was all encompassing resource to Indians in times past.

You have matriculated ... but still have glaring blind spots.

Hey, bison...what does 'L.A.' sit next to.

mohave rat said...

I wonder how many preppers have scheduled or have had a colonoscopy? That is a camera up the butt looking for cancer among other things,or had a blood test to check for high cholesterol and about a hundred other things. Blood pressure check?

It is more likely you will die from cancer,heart disease, or diabetes than from a gunfight with a horde of looters or starvation.

Did you ever see War of the Worlds? After surviving a Nuclear attack the martians all died from the common cold!

All the wheat and Enfields in the world will not protect you from colon polyps.I am not picking on Bison. He is probably healthier than most of us.

The leading cause of death for cyclists is car bumpers.After years of nuke bread his colon is probably pretty.Bastard!

the rat

Anonymous said...

excellent stuff jim. We all enjoyed this. And dont be too hard on yourself. You are admittedly in a location that brings its challenges but you are also somewhere where most people either wouldnt want to go OR couldnt get to. So with what you already have prepared you are probably in the 1% of yanks that will survive the collapse. Good article

Anonymous said...

There is no perfect place. Just less bad or more good in one way or another.

Meantime, I can walk to work, live in a relatively small community, and have an older home that I can modify to at least be liveable without AC.