DIMINISHING OPTIONS
Just a heads up, something to look forward to, a reward for being loyal minions- I've ordered the book "
Surviving Off-Off Grid
". As soon as I get it in my hot little hands and read it I'll review it for you. Henceforth and forever more you will then love me even more, if that's possible, for either saving you money or turning you on to the next must-read. You're welcome. Also ordered was "
The Ultimate Guide To Homesteading
".
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I know you were all tossing and turning all night long, thrashing about and annoying the spouse, screaming in abject terror in your
night sweats
, your brain trying to shut down from overload, how was Jim’s
vacation
? Was he all right? Are all his pre-posted articles going to conceal the fact that a
CIA assassin 
sniped at him from a desolate hilltop fifty miles from the nearest settlement causing his rental car to skid out of control off a cliff? Well, you can sleep a lot sounder at night now. I’m just fine, thanks for asking. The trip went fine. It wasn’t as nice as I would have hoped, as everyone seemed sort of preoccupied with their own issues. I’m far away from my comfort zone ( it felt so nice driving back into town after visiting one hostile Yuppie Scumsville after another ), and even though I haven’t left Bisonia Country ( the
Great Basin
, northern Nevada ) I like my two hundred mile buffer zone from the rest of the world. Going down the edge of the Sierra mountains is just the dredges of the gas tank away from loads of welfare collecting, butt crack showing, rap listening, don’t-prepare-for-the-future-cause-uncle- Arrrrnold-and-Big-Daddy-Obammy-will-magically-pull-resources-out-of-their-asses scum sucking mouth breathing oxygen wasters. Get one away from his
X-Box
for three minutes and he will fall to the ground into the fetal position from withdrawals and you can kick his soft marshmallow head in, but get them ALL pissed off collectively and they pose a threat. Plus, the Internet here at work went down Thursday and I’m Jonesing for news on the
Collapse
. The parental units, after the last two years of the dog and pony mortgage show seeing back to back property tax increases ( now equally 25% of their payments ) just now officially saw themselves underwater on their mortgage after their assessed value dropped further still, along with increased medical problems ( and they are just as obtuse as the rest of the population for the need to radically alter their lifestyles to survive ) are obviously stressed to the hilt. My daughter is doing great, her college almost finished ( with a total under $3k of loans- survivable even if the job market crashes ) and just engaged to her long standing boyfriend. But while a positive mental occupation, her mind really wasn’t on the visit. I needed to see everyone, especially in light of the fact that travel might be impossible next year, but it was a bit sad.
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Over at our buddies
Rawles
( I don’t dislike the man, just the school of Yuppie Survivalism that is either impossibly expensive short term or calls for an impossibly long time frame for the rest of us
Po Boys
to accomplish ) site there is a cool ad. This is from our Dawg over at Prepared.pro that is also hosting the guest article contest, officially to be referred to as “Safecastle Freedom Awards Program” upon pain of disapproval or disqualification or worse-
Stink Eye
. I have no dog in that race ( I don’t benefit financially ) other than them listing my blog link on their site. I just think the contest is a nice benefit to my Legions Of Loyal Minions ( I need to refer to my minions at least once a day now since we got our troll back that is so horrified that I don’t lick his fecal encrusted backside and drool over his free readership- when you hate me for X action, you defiantly get more of X, just out of spite ) and I really like the advertisement. Most ads don’t have that edge, having to satisfy said trolls as mentioned above. Not a huge fan of mail order prep companies if they are used for your exclusive supplier, but they definitely have their place in moderation. So if we must endure ads from them, at least make it pleasing to my extreme paranoid reptilian mind. “Every Day Now Your Options Diminish”. How cool is that?
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Yes, I’m
preaching to the choir
. You all know that you have ignored my ranting, drivel, warnings and paranoid wailings far too long and now everything you want costs twice as much. And, just like the earthquake scale where every one tenth doubles all previous combined force that isn’t noticeable at first but suddenly really adds up ( like the rice on the
chessboard
that is easy until suddenly it become impossible to find enough grain ), you know that every period brings higher prices in far less time intervals. The snowball is both picking up speed and size. It isn’t that we will run out of resources so much that you personally will. Even as land prices drop your taxes go up as your work hours decrease as food goes up and utilities skyrocket. That junk lot is half the price as two years ago but since your disposable income went down also, you don’t have the option of buying it. The increase in the price of firearms is below that of
general inflation 
( over a long period of time anyway ) but again, you don’t have the option to acquire them. No more second part time jobs are available. No one wants to buy your used do-dads. Your credit card interest rates doubled so you can’t buy on plastic. It isn’t impossible to buy firearms, but it is getting harder all the time. Global oil production is only down slightly. But the US share of that oil is down drastically. We are running out of wiggle room to do anything to even slow the rate of our fall. That is why I love that ad so much. One short sentence pretty much sums up our situation. Personally and as a nation. Especially as an empire. We dump a few hundred million to a couple of billion in high tech ordinance on Libyan pro-government forces. The rug prayers just run away on their free tire sandals carrying their $200 AK’s and fight in another location, probably setting fire to an oil refinery or two in the process. But what other option did we have? We can’t even afford low cost military actions.
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If you keep your eye on the big picture, as important as that is, to the detriment of the small details, you start running out of options. So what if the collapse is, say, five years away. If you fail to act now, one of those incremental small dips on the down graph means a local, personal inability to act. It seems options run out before resources.
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11 comments:
Awesome, he of the silken hear. Let us minons prostrate in front of you wailing, Save us, oh frugal one!!
Well, yes, in an nutshell, we are slowly twisting down the ol' crapperhole. Going to be a fun ride, because this one has a few twists thrown in.
As far as things go, fellow grovelors, me included: IF you have not prepared anything, in sufficient manner, even cheap is better than NOTHING, then just turn on your jellytube and watch the CNN news feeds to see how the most advanced part of our civilization is faring in the aftermath of a horrendous triple punch.
While they may eventually clean up the mess and fix the infrastructure...the one lurking legacy will be the rads bleeding out of that GE built and licensed atom smasher, into the next millenia. Problem is, it's an island...and it's one thing to puff a smoke, and let it all blow away, WWII style, and yet quite another to have a continuous set of leakers ticking away.
That should be enough to scare the shit out of anyone.
Enough musings, and back to our little story. I enjoy and look forward to the golden one's daily teachings, as I've actually firmed up and nearly finished my preps, as much as a softie, mushy, 1st world living and enjoying denizen could.
The trouble is, my neighbors have not nearly done so much. And thus is the problem.
Again, PREP and buy CHEAP now....
---topper
Glad your vacation was without trouble. I too have traveled long and far just to have my kin act as if their day-to-day routines and troubles were far more important than my visit. I can understand their preoccupation, but it still is a bit disheartening.
As a bit of unbridled optimism, diminished options can be helpful sometimes. As in, "paralized by 52 varieties of chicken noodle soup on the grocer's shelf, a trip to the convenience store with one brand of soup allowed me to make a choice". Sometimes when one sees there are only a few, limited choices to make, one will actually get on with the business of making those choices. As inflation squeezes people, they are forced to make certain choices sooner or later...
Glad you made it back to Elko and the junk land compound safely. And just as full of piss 'n vinegar as ever.
I see that Rawles has a post today that suggests that wheat is possibly less than perfect as a survival grain. I'll be expecting a rebuttal post from you where you wipe the floor with their ass as you deconstruct their logic as only you can do Lord Bison Almighty.
welfare collecting, butt crack showing, rap listening, don’t-prepare-for-the-future-cause-uncle- Arrrrnold-and-Big-Daddy-Obammy-will-magically-pull-resources-out-of-their-asses scum sucking mouth breathing oxygen wasters.
I both marvel and tremble at your invective genius Lord Bison.
On a more practical note, we have those fuckers in my state too.
Hail Darwin
What was this post about? I must have lost the point somewhere in the 2000 words of drivel.
811- Sundays post deals with that article. In short, not without merit but ignoring important issues.
1008-it was only 1100 or 1200 words, not 2k. And the point was, duh, our options deminish all the time so stop delaying prepping.
In high gear and accelerating....
Glad you're home safe and sound.
Your humble minions are grateful that you have had a chance to relax and reshine your luxurious locks.
And yes, you're right, we're all screwed.
Idaho Homesteader
Sir,
It brings me great pleasure to read your blog. You have afforded me many LOLS and whistles (descending in pitch), followed by my shouting one of your choice lines across the house as I share your effortlessly brutal, truthy goodness with my family.
Thanks for all your effort!
GoatGirl
If not feasible to have guinea pigs, or raise fish in a barrel, harvest the food provided by Mother Nature. The rattlesnake is to the desert as the porcupine is to the forests. If we have no other gear, pin that snake with your forkedy stick. I'll bash his head with a rock, and skin him with a piece of broken bottle. We'll do lunch. Never say die.
http://www.nal.usda.gov/fnic/foodcomp/search/
USDA Nutrient lab gives much useful info, so long as you ask the right questions. Want to know about pinto beans? Lots of info. Want to know about nutrient content of mesquite beans or rattlesnake? Sorry. Wrong number.
Google has info on mesquite beans. http://www.spmesquite.com/articles/ancientfoods.html
Even google has nothing on rattlesnake meat nutrients. I found it here. http://www.palateworks.com/q&a.htm
Q34: Our resort serves game meats. Do you have nutrition information for rattlesnake?
A: Rattlesnake is not in the USDA nutrient database, but the Cooperative Extension Service at the University of Georgia has forwarded us the following data "supposedly from the Pacific Island Food Composition table... for 3.5 oz. raw rattlesnake: 92 calories, 18 g protein, 2 g fat, 1 g carbohydrate, 0 fiber, 0 calcium." As a percentage of total calories, this meat is about 72% protein and 20% fat.
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In August I killed at rattler near Ely NV (elev 6800 or so).Gave the skin to a pal. Two days later the snake was dehydrated by sun and wind and as light as a potato chip. The diehard survivor will learn that food is where he finds it. I have never eaten rattlesnake jerky. After you miss fourteen meals it'll taste wonderful.
BTW in West Texas the rattlesnake roundup is an annual event. I have eaten rattlesnake rolled in batter and deep fried. Tastes like fish. My wife and kids liked it too.
Eh' it's just another day.. I'm always glad to be back home when I go anywhere.. And I always ask myself.. What did I really expect anyway? Then my favorite qoute always kicks in "Remember to lower expectations"
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