rebel yell

REBEL YELL
I had a loyal minion who felt really, really bad for not sending me 10% of his paycheck ( that’s GROSS, people, not net ) so to try to atone for this affront he sent me a really cool link.

http://shopteacherbob.blogspot.com/search?q=rail+bike

This is how to convert your bike to run on railroad tracks. Now, granted, this does present a problem or two. Anyone can set up an ambush and you will screw the pooch. Also, on the off chance that someone figured out how to convert their truck to a wood burner that ran on tracks they could come along and squish you and all the belongings on your bicycle. However, if you control the area the tracks are in, it does give your Army Of Doom a great way to move troops and supplies. The tracks should last a lot longer than the asphalt, and rail track is set on pretty level grades. It bears thinking about.

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Dear Jack Booted Thugs, or Army Of Occupation Minion, or Groveling Minion Of The Central Bank, Herein please find An Open Letter addressed to not only my readers but to you. I realize we will never be best drinking buddies, our philosophical differences being what they are. You can’t allow such an inconvenient piece of paper as The Constitution to stand in the way of American Empire and I would like to see a restoration of the Republic with states rights far surpassing that of the federals. But let’s put that side. I am writing to request federal assistance. Since the Pentagon, Langley, or even the local DMV use an inordinate amount of office supplies and you are going to buy them regardless, could you just see your way towards purchasing them through my Amazon links? It won’t cost any more and you will have bought off yet another voice of dissent. Since you poured billions into bribing the ghetto dwellers from rioting and since you destroyed the Unions by replacing their workers with illegal aliens, I figure I’m not asking for much here. No, I won’t incite rebellion if I don’t get my cut of the pie, but I think fairness dictates you put me on the payroll since I’m nice enough to do your work for you. As you’ll see from the enclosed article, I calm and sooth my minions from doing anything rash or stupid. Okay, I might only get 1/30th the readers as Rawles, but his are mostly soft and gooey marshmallow people. They pose no threat. My readers are a bit more hard core, as demonstrated by their ability to constantly wade through my drivel. And they do worship my hair. Enough said about that. I don’t require much, a gross purchase of $50,000 a month will get me a commission after taxes of two grand. I think you people print up more than that in a second ( plus, that’s only, like 60 military toilet seats- and as I said, you would have spent the money anyway ). Thank you for your time, Jim.

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As I’ve said before many times and as I’ll repeat time and again, both because it bears repeating and because I need to write about SOMETHING every day, rebelling against the government is one of the stupidest things you can do. I don’t care how right or just your position is, 99% of the population will drop a dime on your pretty little butt ( if you are under forty you DON’T want to go to prison where you will be joyfully sodimized in exchange for a pack of Kools ) if you try to upset their apple cart. And if you are over forty they will still shiv you for being white. Folks, almost the entire population is getting some kind of favor or direct cash from the government. This is no accident. It is called buying the vote. But in this case they bought lifelong meek compliance- the vote is nothing more than window dressing. Pretending that we are a democracy, that your representatives have any power or even that they will listen to you is ludicrous. The government had almost unlimited wealth to buy off the population. It was easier and most likely more effective than suppressing dissent. Now that the population has grown too much and the wealth is gone, there is fighting amongst the rabble for the diminishing bribes. But that is even better for the government. People are distracted from the collapse with their fighting over the spoils. If you think it’s bad when they fight over a proposed 5% pay cut, just try taking it all away from them. And that’s what a rebellion would do-jeopardize their bribes.

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Plus, as a bonus, if you fail to act now, lack of rebellion will actually topple the system faster than if you had tried any dissent. Remember the last time we all actually agreed with anything? I would say WWII. I know a lot was coercive. And the whole thing was engineered. But the point is that everyone gladly chipped in and sacrificed to achieve a goal ( ignore the selfish aspect of employment after a Depression ). If you tried to put peoples government check or favors in danger, they would rally against you. No sacrifice would be too great to kill you. If a rebellion started, the government could suspend the rule of law, impose martial law, introduce rationing, all to fight the rebels. And everyone would gladly go along. To keep their Social Security or Food Stamp checks coming, people would take public transportation and live in urban condos three families to a room light by compact florescent bulbs. In other words, gladly use a heck of a lot less energy. With that kind of cooperation the present system would last a lot longer.

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On the other hand, if no one rebelled, if their were no generally agreed upon enemy to fight, if no one wanted to sacrifice and chip in to help the government ( like they AREN’T doing against the feeble “war on terror” ), people would just stay in current mode. Which is sucking up all the resources they could to stay comfortable, fat, pampered and suckling on the Obammy Teat. The system which will sacrifice anything and everything to keep the Growth Paradigm going. It will quickly destroy itself. Without the government having the consent of the people to sacrifice, with everyone alone and envious rather than united against a common threat, the machine will race over the cliff at full speed. A civil war of widespread domestic terrorist fight will just prolong the pain as the machine slowly edges over the abyss at a later date ( and P.S.- the government could create their own terrorist if they thought it would work, just like they created the Muslim ones ).

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