FUEL COST
After our discussion of my burning desire to flee screaming like a little girl, which has of course not passed but at least has somewhat subsided, I had another clever idea. I haven’t made up my mind weather I should leave the relatively crowded confines of
suburbia
northern Nevada style, but that paranoia and fear are tampered by a few cold hard facts. At my present location I have several options financially- if I move I have no option B. If I leave I will avoid fighting off starving masses but I also have no social contacts that might prove useful after a
crash
. In effect I would be a hermit wandering in after the fact with nothing to offer anyone other than my shining hair. Also, the water issue. Five miles from the river, even with rain catchment and storage, I would still be much more vulnerable with the water issue which might negate the advantages of moving ( I don’t think a well would be successful there even if I had the money to drill ). But my idea was this. Instead of picking some damn expensive Yuppie idea for a secondary location like a $3k storage container, a $500 shed ( both with huge neon letters on them saying “steal me” ) or whatever, I can easily go with the “underground tent/cache”. If I dig a two foot wide trench eight foot long and three foot deep, in theory I can dig the thing in one visit ( leaving a hole for discovery might not be a great idea ). Put in the buckets of wheat, some water, some wool clothes, a filter and grinder and if I really want to get fancy a firearm with
ammo
. Dig the edges away from the trench to hold cross brace 2x4’s, a covering sheet of plywood and a few inches of dirt over a piece of plastic sheeting. In a separate location dig a shallow spot for a shovel and
pick
. No one will know its there unless they step on it. Come time to use your supplies, dig into the side of the trench and use the space for a sleeping area, which should still be pretty cozy even if it isn’t very deep ( have another piece of wood, a reflecting blanket or whatever for a door over the access hole ). No one sees the thing and the cost is $25 in wood and plastic ( in theory you could buy a used pick and shovel at a garage sale for a few bucks each ). Of course, my location has dense dirt where shoring isn’t a necessity- I realize it is still dangerous to sleep in a trench like this without framing, but come on! You are homeless AFTER the collapse with no supplies or shelter in this scenario.
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We haven’t blathered about
bicycles
for a time. Let’s just revisit or pedaled friends with an eye towards fuel cost. First off, I trust you all now have a dependable bike after the reports coming out of
Tokyo
which stated ALL bikes had been bought up and folks were either fleeing with them or using them as the sole means of transportation. In Japan, most workers either live close to work or with mass transit in mind. And the bicycle is by no means rare there. The government never went out of their way to make owning a car easy, what with taxes and what not. And I’m sure gasoline isn’t cheap. Here in the
Oil Age
Wonderland
, we live vast distances from work, place our resupply stations even further away, and ninety percent of us would have a heart attack if put atop a bicycle. So now is the time to get used to riding one. Japan showed us how easy it was for the supply to instantly disappear and how even in more favorable carless environments it was easy to be stranded without transportation. I would be accused of being rude and uncompassionate if I wished upon a falling star for
The Big One
to rip LA from the state of California out into sea forming its own country without fresh water or food, but please remember that you don’t need the same set of circumstances as Japan to see transportation issues ( although I’m positive that the
New Madrid earthquake
will be much worse than the Japanese quake, and our twin disasters will be that and Yellowstone blowing- watch out
Creekmore
! ). Just a continuation of middle east tensions could see our oil imports dry up overnight. And boy howdie will a bike come in handy right about then. Just have a good lock to keep your suddenly priceless asset safe.
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Even if fuel is available, at four dollar gasoline the car has far higher fuel cost than a bike. Obviously. But let’s do the math. It takes fifty calories a mile to ride a bike. That is exactly one cent a mile, using whole wheat flour you
grind 
yourself. In contrast, just the auto insurance for a car will be a minimum of three cents a mile. And gasoline twelve cents even for a nice fuel efficient vehicle which you won’t be able to get replacement parts for very soon ( I can almost guarantee you that getting those factories back up in a
radioactive zone
with a surrounding population of starving and freezing unemployed in an imploded economy with fuel costs skyrocketing [ the nukes were all that was available for the available energy, they weren’t used because they were cheaper than petroleum ] is simply NOT going to happen ). Even without any needed maintenance, without factoring in purchase cost, best case fuel economy and lowest available insurance, the cost of operating a bike verses a car is 1 to 15. If you are making payments the difference is obscene. But just the gas cost on an old paid for
rice burner
should underline for you the urgency of getting in shape and peddling. I can almost assure you that the ratio will widen. And remember, in a car, one day the fuel won’t be available. On a bike, if the fuel isn’t available you will be dead, so transportation will be the least of your worries.
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10 comments:
nice to see that you crunched the numbers for us,but you forgot a minor issue.Assuming that its a grid down situation that makes you live in a dirt hole with the rattlesnakes,but are lucky enough to have a full tank in your car,how do you pay insurance? And to whom? If its a true grid down issue,you won't even need to send a house payment for the McFortress! So go out and buy a huge plot of land,a fortified home,hoard gas,then pray the end comes before the first payment is due!!
Good ideas for poor man survival Lord Bison. I might shore up the trench with treated plywood and treated 2 by 4s. I know it is expensive, but, your goods will be better protected. Pressure exerted by freeze/thaw cycles is amazing. I have seen thick masonry basement walls shoved inward 6 inches by freeze thaw. Sorry to spend YOUR money, but I do not want you to die in a cave in or find your goods ruined just when you need them. Hail Darwin
High Lord Bison,
Here is a link to a video of an impressive hand dug bunker.
http://youtu.be/XLqGtc0eN60
If you have the right soil I would imagine that this is a possibility. Perhaps you could hide the entrance amongst some brambles or a pile of garbage? I'm sure it would take an entire summer for most people to dig.
-MBP
When you left Carson City to relocate to Elko for doom purposes, you were ahead of the curve by what, 1-2 years? Now that you are ready to really head for the hills, I bet we can use that as our economic barometer for when TSHTF. How much time, do you figure? Fall?
'Mousse
that's tempered, DA
I know there's a big start-up cost, but what about something like this?
http://www.genuinescooters.com/scooters/roughhouse/roughhouse.html
Excellent post! Since losing my car to reposession almost 2 years ago, I've come to love my bicycle as my primary means of transportation. I supplement it with public transit (I live in the suburb of a medium-sized metropolis) and get around quite well.
My near term goal is to leave this city, once I've completed the free bike repair classes offered by our local bicycle collective and have the necessary tools to perform such repairs, and find a new home further from this city of 185,000(!) where I'll be less likely the target of cannibals post-collapse.
My survival plan is really too-little, too-late but it's the best I can do with what I have at the moment. As I improve my bike-wrenching skills, all I can hope is that skill becoming an asset once the dust settles. If not, at least I enjoyed life on a bicycle in the meantime.
Lord Bison: keep up the bicycle articles! I'll see if I can do a guest article on this topic in the future, if you'd approve.
James, I WISH my insurance cost per mile was so low. Of course, I probably drive sixty miles a week tops- usually less than half that- and still pay the same rates as if I was driving 1K a week.
Of course, the gas savings is spectacular.
Still, dragged two more hunker tenspeeds into the house today and did a rebuild. Now there are six bikes set to go.
Tires- holy cow, did they rise in price. More than double what I paid two years ago! (Color me flabbergast.) at least I can get two or three years from a set, and tubes even more if I don't let them sit empty over winter.
Now to dig out the panniers and get them used to the racks again. Been a few years since they've been used.
Shy III
Good idea on the hidden trench. Just make sure you watch out for uninvited guest--snakes, spiders, scorpions (do you have scorpions in Elko?)
Cheap, hidden and easy.
Don't forget to add some shampoo and conditioner to your stash to keep your hair the envy of all mankind.
Idaho Homesteader
You and Jeffers have the best two blogs on the web.
A few article ideas:
1. Entry door security
2. More details on rifle recommendations -- semis don't make sense long-term because of supply shortages, but they might get through some sticky times in the short-term. What are the best of these "evil" creatures?
3. Add "Theoretical Thursdays" to "Fundamental Fridays". They would be a start to finish exposition of world history according to Bison.
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