knock knock- just kidding

KNOCK KNOCK-JUST KIDDING
A minor article posted earlier.  Scroll down.
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A Creekmore quote:

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James M Dakin has been blogging for years, and while he does have a tendency to run on about nothing from time to time, he writes about what he feels regardless of who it rips. If you’re easily offended then you would probably be better off skipping this blog, however if you like a good laugh with an occasional bit of survival advice thrown in you won’t be disappointed.

That’s right, baby. Top of the class. It’s nice to be appreciated. Now, granted, a few things were left unsaid. First and most importantly my hair was NOT praised. Also, my book, The Frugal Survivalist, did not make “#1 Of All Time Best Survival Book Ever Written”. This disappoints me. Especially since I’m so humble about it. As far as the quote, notice how he doesn’t mention my daily pearls before swine. This is a far different thing than “an occasional bit of advice”. But I understand. When you are towered over by giants it is better to minimize their omnipotence. I really do appreciate him trying to scare off all the whiney little trolls. Goodness gracious, he called me a…a…a…A MINION!!! I’m so offended! How dare he! He did not just go there! ( lighten up, Francis. Go over to Lady Gaga’s place and sign up to become one of her “little monsters” ). Oh, gracious, he just insulted me, a vibrant independent women. He thinks those big hairy scary males won’t respect my equality after the collapse!! ( The only person respecting her equality is Colt ). You young whippersnapper, I Gott Damn deserve for you to send me 15% of your paycheck. I don’t care that you won’t be able to retire yourself, you don’t deserve it as much as I do!! ( I only ask for gratitude, not attitude ). Or, worst affront of all, I disrespected their semi-auto carbine, freeze dry foods or SUV ( peak oil is a whole other subject strictly VERBOTTEN if you want these kind of cream puffs ) . I don’t have time for those kind of reader. But seriously, a nod from Creekmore is great, and appreciated.

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What the heck is all this fuss over a French dude and a maid? A rich banker dude, thrown in jail without bail. Cause over here, in the land of the free, you are guilty until proven innocent. And we can’t have you free on bail until you prove we can trust you. But hey, what did this guy expect? We abduct leaders of sovereign nations and try them under our own laws. He expected better? And don’t buy into all that crap about this is an example of how the rich are subject to the same justice as the poor. This is a turf war between The Powers That Be. And this guy is a sacrificial lamb because he had to go one way or another. This is like saying we serve justice by locking up a drug lord. Unless of course he was fingered by another drug lord who used the government to get rid of the competition.

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“The Black Book” is a pretty decent movie, recommended by a minion. Finally, a movie with some damn nudity. I’m not being vulgar, asking for full frontal. Just lingering chest shots. I was beginning to wonder if they were making those still. In and of itself, a pretty good flick on the German occupation of some damn European country. And the resistance against them. I loved how the writer was so obvious slipping in all those “resistance is terrorism” quotes from the Nazi’s, equating it to today’s fascist American attitude both here and abroad. Come for the boobs, stay for the anti-imperial propaganda.

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Much ado is being made of the grievous assault against one of our Bill Of Rights. Oh my god! Joe Bob, grab your gun. Those slimy asshats are busting in doors without a warrant or probable cause or some damn thing. In Illinois the po po can knock down the door if they think evidence is being destroyed. I’m sorry, was there a point to all this hollering? You think this act suddenly qualifies for constitutional outrage? Where have these people been? Lincoln jails dissenters, FDR steals lawful money and introduces the national ID card, snipers are given marksmanship awards for hitting mothers holding babies as long as the kid isn’t hit, elsewhere those burning kids get the rewards, homeschoolers are shot and killed by fed ninjas, locally county ninjas kill old men in a search for drugs at a merely coincidental desired property the government takes, private companies may take your home if they desire and as long as their property tax will be larger than yours, you may be declared a threat to national security at any time for any reason and flown to foreign nations for full on torture or if “lucky” you get to stay here and “only” be water boarded, the feds get to take your retirement bennies and give them to a bank or keep them to keep the middle east military occupation going, and I could go on and on. But, now, now you get all upset? A little late for that, isn’t it? Not much that can be done now. It is a done deal. Stick a fork in it. If you are so worried, you’d better fortify your place.

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Pleas and living a law abiding life mean crap. If you want to survive, go ghetto. Heavy metal bolted over the windows, inside bars over metal doors set in a metal frame. Fire resistant outside materials. And an escape tunnel. Or, if that is financially impossible, a yoga class. To get limber enough to bend over backwards to kiss your ass goodbye. This farce has been going on for over a century. The courts, beholden only to the entity that signs their paychecks, makes this kind of crap legal and the cops, rather than quitting over enforcing unlawful and unconstitutional dictates, rationalize that they are just doing their jobs. If they want you, they will get you, and it will be “legal”. This is nothing new and has been going on for so long it barely matters anymore. Your protests mean spit. Enjoy your Homeland.

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