BUNNIES OR JACKS
Yesterday afternoon, a regular guest article posted as well as the next Nova fiction. Another Nova piece posted this morning. A shout out to Texas Loyal Minion ( is that you, Vlad? )-thanks for the donation of generous size. And, a thanks to
http://www.bigeasycoffee.net/
for slinging some gormet coffee my way. I have absolutely no taste so this might be wasted on me, but the effort is appreciated. On to our regular dog and pony show.
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A nice minion some time back commented that while she thought it was pretty nifty that us gross ol boys wanted to go running through the insect infested wilds
hunting jack rabbits
, she was quite content to grab a few extra leaves from her garden and feed her bunny rabbits as that was a lot less fuss. This was in response to yet another attempt from yours truly to suggest to you that not everyone needs to own a twenty acre homestead, that a lot of areas are far more suitable for nomadic herding than they are for farming. Her point was of course well taken. If you are already farming, it is an almost zero effort to raise livestock so you can have your meat. But my point needs to be reiterated to the point of nausea. Farming leaves you as a stationary target, and the future will not include you being left alone as a quaint
yeoman farmer
. Stability always returns after a collapse, but most of the time the folks at the
bottom of the food chain
don’t like their price for that peace. They are usually yoked to land that isn’t theirs. Their labor is used to grow crops for others, their labor is used for public works projects ( if you stick around the Mississippi river area, thinking it is nice and fertile, you’ll be hand shoveling the levee system-assuming the
New Madrid quake
didn’t destroy them all- those times you ain’t howing cotton or tobacco as a serf ), but what their labor won’t be used for is growing their own prosperous farm. Let me ask you this. Besides having an AR-15 and two thousand rounds of ammo, what is your plan to defend yourself and all your neighbors against the coming waves of bandits that are bent on becoming your baron and you their slaves? Do you have one?
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Not only does the defense of land become exponentially harder the farther out you reach-more defenders means more guns but also more farms to feed those mouths- but it is usually by definition at a disadvantage. It is far easier to attack than to defend, if for no other reason than mobility is sacrificed by the defender but used as a
primary tactic
by the attacker. Mobility, and the non direct strategy, usually win the battle, all things being equal. And you can forget any notions of fortifications. The
age of gunpowder
wasn’t delayed because of the powder, but because of the lack of suitable metalworking abilities ( the limitations of fuel rather than ore and the smelting ignorance ). Even if we had to revert to blackpowder quicker than we’d like, there is enough scrap metal littering the countryside that until it rusts away it will be used to make far better weapons than what was available six hundred years ago ( perhaps not the hand held arms but certainly the mortars and other siege guns ).
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I’m certainly not saying the transition to herding will be any easier than the one from fat and lazy office worker to field hand, just that afterwards you will be freer and won’t have to work as hard ( all our preps make no guarantees, they merely increase our odds ). While
raising meat
on a farm is nearly calorie free in your labor ( not that the cow does much more than chew ), the problem is that a heck of a lot of labor will be needed to feed the troops that protect you and the defense woks you will be building. That is the cost and one you can’t escape. In
herding
, you pretty much just walk around, or ride around, shoot predators, and go on the occasional raid to stay in practice ( low intensity
perpetual warfare
). Mobility, and protecting junk territory, free you from all that is involved in defense. In many ways it is just as hard of a life, but it is probably freer in far more.
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Does farming bring far more calories to the table than herding? Of course. But the farmer won’t see them. He’ll see the minimum amount of food to keep him working, and it won’t be yummy bunny rabbit meat but just a bowl of grain gruel. To think otherwise is ignoring all of history outside the American continent westward expansion. Farming is vastly overrated. Not for the
warrior kings
that protect the farms, but for the farmers. If you want to make farming work for you, you must take the offensive immediately and never let up. Of course, the strategic needs of that are you need to fight and train pretty much full time. Oh, guess what? You’ve just become the fighting elite that live off the backs of those left on the land. History is full of ALL the ways of living, eating and surviving. History tells you that you ain’t as smart as you think you are, that every way possible has already been tried and that if you ignore the lessons you are dead. And the overwhelming lesson is that farming sucks. Do you have an enlightened lord, one who barely taxes you and actually defends you rather than forces you to flee out of harms way ( just as with today’s police, they don’t protect you directly but through the threat of force )? Congratulations. But, odds are his successor will be a real prick and work you into an early grave.
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You ( meaning, your town or territory ) can pay
mercenaries
to fight your wars. Of course, once you have the means to pay them, you become a target. A salt mine, auto parts junk yard ( for the metal ), a trading town, all will be occupied by another bandit. You’ll pay tribute. It won’t be as hard as farming, but will still suck. Look, I’m not saying evil prevails. Most of the time, the governed gave their consent to be ruled. Because the alternative was
anarchy
and total destruction from raiders. But the price you pay for defense is only marginally better. Few of us can afford an isolated farm surrounded by hunting territory. We are living in the areas that will become future estates in a feudal society. Stay put and tend your asparagus, you will become a serf. Hell, I’d rather life a hard life hiding out in the woods being a petty thief and highwayman. At least you have some freedom. Until you are captured and tortured of course.
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Don’t ignore the infrastructure costs of your way of feeding yourself.
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15 comments:
Nothing cheers me up more than starting my day with a cup of strong coffee and Lord Bison's "We are so F()ckededda. Grab your vaseline and hear for the hills!"
The mexican cartels are kidnapping bus passengers and forcing them to fight in gladiator battles to the death in order to recruit the strongest hit men. I made a short video about it based on first hand experience http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY-I14qqnc0
The superiority of fixed agriculture vs. nomadic herding/hunting/gathering is moot and can be argued forever. There are plenty of examples of both approaches working and of both approaches failing to provide a livelihood. Put your money on black or red, and spin the wheel.
I'll take learning fixed agriculture for now, because I can actually practice the skills easier. I doubt I'll need either skills because in the type of all-out Mad Max collapse you are entertaining, my chances of surviving are pretty slim anyway. Anything short of a complete meltdown, however, and I think fixed agriculture skills have more to offer.
Jim - You are so full of shit.
Defense woks are the best form of the poor mans claymore. They have a better spread than a defense sKILLet. The wok shape concentrates the blast more evenly, over a wider area. While it does use more powder than the defense sKILLet, they also take out more people. More bang for your buck!
I prefer the stainless steel defense wok, over the cast iron, since they are often reusable. The cast iron defense woks often shatter, and don't deflect the blast as strongly as the stainless defense woks do.
While you can load your defense wok with anything, I prefer to use piss&shit-soaked (and dried) bolts and screws! Be warned, glass has too much of a tendency to shatter into dust and be less effective than metals.
Be sure to use the bison/amazon link to buy your defense woks!
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Don't know about vegetarians chance of long term survival post SHTF, but sprouts might be a good idea for gaining your greens without having to wait for those crops to spring up. Makes yourself less of a target and don't need sunlight - thats a good thing for sneaky people. Also helps in the winter time.
Although your hair is mighty and you have some good basis for your hypothesis (may it never be tested) This hypothesis is where I slightly disagree with you.
Because of gunpowder, terrorism and Asymetrical warfare; the balance of power has been forever altered.
The elites, lords, and kings, must at least _pretend_ to be fair and allow an opportunity for one to advance oneself far more than in ages past where only well trained muscle power was an effective weapon.
Gun powder allows for explosives, firearms, and the ability for anyone who can light a match and point to be the military (near) equal of the soldier trained for many years.
Look at the untrained veit-cong versus the french.
Look to afghanistan today. If the people were *united* in their desire to kick out their occupiers it would be done. Since they are too busy feuding with each other we can occupy them but only at such a cost as to cause the USA to choose to pull out at the earliest face saving moment.
How much does it cost to train a soldier to obey orders AND be a really good fighter? How much does it cost to encourage a malcontent to make some simple explosive and blow up the enemy (and themselves)? How much does it cost to hand out weapons to a militia and have them defend their homes?
Look at afghanistan now, and the revolutions and rebellions of the 18th - 20th centuries. Imagine them happening world wide, without outside support for either side.
Now you have a glimpse of the future.
Not one of midevil feudalism and wars of conquest (wich loose out against black powder militias and terrorists), but one of small town sheriffs getting their way in town until some one takes enough offense to murder them.
Still not pretty, and possibly even less secure, but the Nomads lost out --- not to the Armies, but to the settler (farmer) militias.
-Grey
1149-points taken. I'll have to explore the "kings with powder" vs. "kings pre-firearms". If I can turn it into a whole article. However, just off the top of my head, controlling land controls fertilizer which makes gunpowder, or forrest control allows fuel for furnices to make metal so the feudal structure could still be used. I think the nation state over the fuedal system was just being able to employ bigger armies as the advantage, rather than the arms themselves that made the big differance. Hmmm, I might have an article. Feel free to critigue me before I make a fool of myself writing it up.
Jim
You've already committed to herding, this disallows you to be objective concerning todays article.
And your committment is only verbal.
How many books do you have on goat and sheep care?
Have you ever had any kind of herd animal?
Don't just talk the talk, you need to walk the walk too.
God, your spelling and grammar are terrible. But of course, that's what makes you Bison. We've seen the alternative and it's not pretty. You print a guest article that's well written, with good grammar and spelling, and people cut'n'paste it all over the 'net, claiming it as theirs. The writer of that guest article doesn't care, he's a pretty benevolent guy, but it would suck to have that happen to you.
You finally got your point about herding through to me. I'm guessing you're looking at examples from the Maasai to the Mongols out on the steppes, groups that I'm pretty sure were never anyone's slaves. Or the types we're fighting over in Afghanistan. The mountain Swiss may be another example, crap land good only for grazing, and they may not have been *that* nomadic, but they were sure known for being free.
So you're probably talking about longhorn cattle or some breed like that, or some type of sheep or something, horses? Some animal that you can't just practice with at your current location. Now it all makes sense.
Some wheat, some rice a few beans.
All grown by a farmer, and will need to eventually be replaced.
Sooner or later sumbody gonna have to farm again.Stock some seed !
Yup even the single shot bolt action, eventually will run out of ammo.
For this I say prepare, learn the use of the lowly bow and arrow. It can be made from raw materials available in most every location. A person would be wise to acquire these skills now. With your bow, you can feed yourself for life. Short, that it most likely will be. Even more so if the skill is not learned beforehand.
"Look at the untrained veit-cong versus the french."
Actually, the Viet-Cong were trained by the Green Berets during WWII to fight the Japanese. Only when the US and French lied to them after the war and did give them their freedom did they take up arms.
Hi Jim, I don't ever remember reading what you plan to herd. Where are you going to get your herd? How are you going to haul 800 lbs of wheat around with you while herding? Do you have a dog? Do you know how to medicate your herd? Do you have the drugs for your herd, and what are you going to do with your herd? Have you sheared a sheep, milked a goat or slaughtered a cow and have the equipment to do it? Do you have a wagon to live in and haul your stuff in and who and how are you going to move your camp? Just curious?
Guys, do you think I'm going to be herding all alone? This area is lousey with goat and sheep owners. I know more than a few. I'll stay alive on wheat until things shake out ( and the herds are culled to the foraging rather than the stored feed survivors ) and I can prove useful to those folks. It ain't the perfect plan, but it should do.
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