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EVACUATION!!


I’m sitting around on Friday the 26th and thanking Baby Jesus himself, thank you Baby Jesus for this favor, I’m sorry I brought domestic beer to our last meeting, that tomorrow is a weekend when every dillhole in America is blathering on about how they honor all the fallen victims of 9/11 and how America kicks ass and how we must salute Obammy and turn in our neighbor to Homeland Security for unlicensed lemonade sales and blah, blah humpity blah blah about the tenth year anniversary. This way I can hide safely out at the compound and not be subjected to bullspit. Hey, I love America. The American that had a Constitution ( you know, the one with a Bill Of Rights ), that respected private property and one that only meddled in one hemisphere. All you jerkbags celebrating this Fascist American Welfare State can suckle on my wrinkled testicles. I’m not insensitive to the innocents that were killed in the internally planted explosives in the Twin Towers. I just refuse to worship them as martyrs to our police state. They were unknowing victims to it. Anyway, I’d better get off that subject and move on to another event that happens this weekend- Hurricane Irene ( you’ll notice I bumped my other articles to post this the very next day- hopefully most of you will be without power and not read this since I’m sure I’ll get most of the details wrong )

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Ah, a hurricane. A big hurricane. Just what is needed to get everyone to forget that little embarrassment of panic over a minor earthquake. The state of New Jersey, apparently unaware that it already was a bit of a laughingstock, issued a statement along the lines that if you were foolish enough to NOT evacuate, they would really appreciate it if you filled out an index card, name and Social Security ( did anyone mention to them that the official propaganda is that the SS number isn’t actually a National ID? ) and put it in your left shoe. Because, first of all, a wave powerful enough to move your body about wasn’t going to knock off a shoe, and secondly, your body presumably needed to be identified by police in a neighboring state ( because even though most hurricanes aren’t enough to knock off big hundred mile chunks of shoreline, New Jersey isn’t taking any chances of acting foolish like Bush did with Katrina ). Good gravy, if I didn’t know any better I’d assume the state wants to lose credibility and have people stay home. Then Jersey can move all the unwanted population out of state, kind of like Cuba and the boat lift, claiming they were all residents of neighborhoods that were told to leave and didn’t, hence they were now criminals ( unpropertied vagrants )and unable to be residents. Then the new, razed coastline can be sold at much higher prices to Wall Street money guys, the state gets better property tax revenues, the desperate urban poor are confined to the inner city ghettoes, the desperate middle class pukes are cast away, and the Peoples Republic Of New Jersey shall live happily ever after.

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I’m not sure why anyone would want to evacuate. As long as you aren’t living in a mobile home on the beach, can’t you ride things out in your basement? Bugging out with one hundred times the traffic the roads were designed for, fighting for non existent gasoline at depleted stations, looking for a hotel room that no longer exists. Trying to find a restaurant that hasn’t used its last number ten can of chipped cow bung, the semi’s not being able to get through to resupply. In other words, a giant one hundred million person, entire coastline cluster hump. To go out is the cure being worse than the disease. Please remember what happened, to a much smaller degree, in the Florida hurricanes. Look at Texas the last time a hurricane warning panicked the population. It simply is not viable to have any amount of residents fleeing. There isn’t the infrastructure for it. Our infrastructure in place is to ship in corn based food slop and electricity to the cubical drones, ship out refuse, and everyone stays within a few miles of their sheetrock shanties. There are just too many people packed in to a craphole on earth. Where are they going to go? How do they all get there at the same time? How will they get supplies if the roads are gridlocked? If this hurricane is as severe as they are saying, and if you survive it, you might want to reevaluate your bug out plans, as you will see how impossible this all becomes. Having a survivable location you can stay put at is one thing, trying to relocate quite another. I hope this proves a lesson. Katrina proved the government doesn’t care if you live ( and in fact will try to kill you ). Irene might prove how crowded the east coast is, and hence not the greatest place to live in Oil Down and Die-Off.

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If this sucker hits big, you can expect New Orleans times a hundred. Cities never rebuilt, piles of refuse left for a decade. Insurance companies going belly up and screwing all policy holders ( even out of area ). Hell, in good economic times your auto insurance company can just close up shop and you are left without recourse getting back your pre-paid premium for future months. I’ve had that happen to me, so I have no problem believing if billions are at stake, the companies weasel out somehow. That should make an interesting derivatives in the financial market impact ( remember AIG? ). You Yankees have fun on this one.

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