obammy saves the planet

OBAMMY SAVES THE PLANET


When I first heard about yesterday’s Virginia earthquake, my first thought was, I wonder if a 6 magnitude is powerful enough to wipe out that crawling den of asshattery? But then I reminded myself that more than likely a lot of Amazon link ordering minions lived east of the Mississippi, so I quickly changed that to, gee, I wonder if a magnitude six quake is enough to crash the roof of the White House? I magnanimously exempted the regular population from my death wish, you are welcome very much. But then I remembered that Obammy was up vacationing somewhere and the Congresscritters were on break from raking in bribes and trying to figure out how to profit from billowing wafting clouds of Japanese radiation. I sure hope they have their staff members working on that issue, as I would hate to see any elected official be forced to live below their accustomed level. Hmmm. That seems a bit fishy. I mean, what if this actually was a death beam from an Air Force HAARP outpost in Alaska, or too many frac companies trying to squeeze the last cow fart gas out of the entire east coast at the same time? Our fearless leaders surely knew to be absent when most of the countries consumers were wiped out. The leaders could move back in and supervise the conscription of work gangs to salvage materials, working from Soylent Green rations, and rebuilding the whole place along the lines of compact granola villages. Thank goodness for you all that the planned quake was far less than what was needed. In the future, beware if only Tea Party politicians are in the target area and everyone else is “vacationing” far away.

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What exactly is it about this idiot Obammy? I don’t buy into the “liberal bias of the media” anymore. There were all so obviously sold out to corporate interests long ago. Even Pravda Radio has gone over to endlessly hawking companies for sponsorship. When the TV PBS stops the show ten minutes to the hour and does nothing but show commercials, or when PBS radio constantly drones on about who sponsored the coming program, which, followed by inaccurate local weather, eats up a good ten percent of the time, how are they different than any private media? The media might kiss the politicians ass, but they do it for profit, not because they care if a fascist or commie is in charge. So, what gives with the Obammy worship? He’s in office ten minutes and already he takes a plane ride to Stockholm for a Nobel peace prize. Not for doing anything, but for promising to do so. No one cares he kept two wars going years after his peace award. Or does Libya make that three wars? He then does absolutely nothing but double the deficit. He claims his boys took out Bin Laden, offering no proof and having none demanded of him. Then, as soon as the rebels enter the capital of Libya, Obammy is a national friggin hero for having NATO throw a few bombs around. There has not been this level of unadulterated hero worship since I last gazed down at my penis.

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The only thing I can figure out is that since the man has absolutely no say in how this country is being run, there must be much more effort into making it look like he is the next incarnation of Napoleon In Blackface. Bush at least you could believe was actually in charge. He was the alcoholic redneck oilman just perfect for stealing all the globes oil. The man simply oozed the part of Southern Sheriff confiscating the moonshine still, nine out of ten jugs which then went to his buddies and one went to the evidence locker. He was what the bankers needed to keep the increased juice juicing the economy after the Tech Wreck, and so they gave him free reign. But then, having occupied the middle east and turned Nebraska into The Ethanol State, his job was done. Come the inevitable economic crash, the bankers needed to be absolutely sure that no one stopped the never ending bailout money. They couldn’t risk a politician actually thinking they ran things. So they got themselves a good little House Negro here illegally on a forged birth certificate. Do you really think Obammy is going to risk an actual angry mob seeking vengeance, never mind a far kinder Senate Impeachment, if the word gets out with proof? He is a simple, fool-proof puppet, eager to do whatever to keep his position. A very well paid amateur actor. The man has proven time and again he has no shame, he’ll act the buffoon on cue. Why should he be embarrassed? He’s making a half million a year, gets his own air and ground chauffeur, has millions coming in for book deals ( either/or had or will have ). Of course he’ll act any way you want him to.

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Look at the last clown who thought he could tell the bankers to piss off. They had to put together an assassination, misdirect blame to Castro and the mob, line up a patsy, etc. Damn, that’s a lot of work, time taken away from counting your gold in the McScrooge vault. Just get an idiot in there that was previously blackmailed. Don’t want to cooperate? You’ll be in federal prison in two seconds, and you won’t like your new wife. And that’s assuming an angry mob of 99 week unemployed crackers don’t try to lynch you first. Oh, he’ll toe the line to the very end. The bankers might be greedy and ruthless, but they ain’t stupid. You don’t take over the world without learning a few neat tricks. Obammy, His Loyal Puppet In Chief. All Hail Our Hero. Able to slay terrorist leaders, leap over vacation hotels on golf courses, follow his orders like a good little Nazi foot soldier. It’s great work if you can get it.

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