hippie slaves

HIPPIE SLAVES

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This minion article idea was so friggin hilarious I simply had to use it. Hippy slaves. The basic idea is to join a hippie commune ahead of time, keep your preps secret, then come the collapse you can throw off your sheepskin and reveal your true identity as a wolf ( please no macho grunts and proclamations along the lines of “wolfpack rules” ). Those meek, clueless Birkenstock bitches become your serfs! My goodness, this stuff is priceless! Now, I’m aware that there might not, per se, be any more Hippies out there. They might call themselves vegans or permaculturalists or whatever. What you are looking for are leftist clueless head in the clouds idiots. The ones, and reading sites such as Energy Bulletin will uncover a whole slew of them, who think that putting a crystal on a necklace, not shaving your armpit hair, and growing sustainably will solve all the worlds problems. Sure, growing organic permaculture will keep you fed grandly. No disagreement there. But these people also think channeling positive energy will overcome all those negative vibes, man. They have no idea the violent nature of man, because they have been sheltered from it their whole lives. Nowadays, they are the idiots who send elementary school kids to counseling for antisocial behavior when one boy makes the image of a gun with thumb and index finger. OH MY MOTHER HUMPIN GOD!!!!!! Little Johnny is projecting violence. You don’t think? You stupid brainless twat. Little boys are supposed to be violent. It teaches them to kill off the enemies from other tribes that want to kill, say, teachers. As it is, you are trying to turn him into a fag. Why don’t you just put a target on his butthole while you are at it?

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These people are moronic mouth breathers. Enslaving them is almost too good for them. You really should be doing the human race a good deed by wiping them out of the gene pool. Unfortunately, you can’t. Being docile, and being such good shepherds of the earth, lovingly constructing mulch so you can feed Gaia, tending to the flock of domesticated animals as if they were surrogate children, these bitches make good serfs. Someone has to be raising the plants while the warriors go about smiting the godless enemies of your tribe. Everyone has a skill set, and hippies are good at farming. If they get stupid trying to raise the future generation of soldiers, you can traumatize that crap out of the little darlings when the time is right. Basic training is a civilized version of that. You can retrain the kids, but the adults are as good as ruined. They won’t be too hard to control. Just threaten to burn down a tree and you’ll keep them in line ( I absolutely loved that recent Blue People movie from the Terminator guy. The blue dudes were kick ass warriors, but you could obviously see their vulnerability through tree hugging- as did their enemies ).

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Okay, you look around, find a spot you like, join a hippie commune ( aka permaculture village ). Make sure to do your research first, you need to understand their liberal, commie, tree hugging lingo. You must maintain opsec. Keep your stash of weapons and other right wing tools hidden. I’m not sure what would attract the women in these places. Perhaps you could smoke some weed with a long term resident and pick his brain. I’m imagining that those bitches are pretty much the same as everywhere and desire security for the family unit ( I’m not dogging on this, it is a natural thing. I just hate the bitches that won’t admit and embrace that ). So, if you have a skill that brings something else to the group besides farming, you use that for increased social standing and the needed income to invest in your arsenal. I don’t know, say you were a plumber. You worked outside the commune, donated twenty percent of your income to the commune for its money needs ( like for property tax ), plus built them their solar hot water heaters or whatever. So, you avoid doing any grunt labor in the fields, you have extra cash for preps, you attract a buxomly wench that can easily procreate ( them vegan skinny bitches don’t breed as well ). Come the crash, you have a village that can support their new leader in style. Have a few beer guzzling buddies outside the commune you can arm come the time. Your friends will have access to the home brewed commune beer, plus, true to historical norms, they will have their pick of willing wives. Women might spot raging hard nipples over the sight of greenbacks now, taking them for a false sense of security, but come crunch time the male able to deliver violence for protection will be what naturally attracts them. Another reason women’ lib will die with the Petroleum Age. Males are naturally inclined towards killing and protecting, women naturally towards manipulating males towards violence so they can be nurturing. In the near future, you will be penalized for NOT showing aggression as a male student.

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Come the crash, certain mental outlooks will be violently punished. Lawyers and politicians will swing from the lampposts. Bankers and CEO’s will look up at them from vacant eyes, their severed heads placed on a pole ( first, these folks must be punished for helping along the collapse. Secondly, we must stop any future continuance of these professions ). And liberal leftist commie tree huggers will be brutally reintroduced to violence being normal. You are doing these people a huge favor by putting them in bondage. Because the alternative is outsiders invading, enslaving and killing them all. Yes, you are a benevolent demi-god. Bless your pea-picking heart. It’s called tough love. If you didn’t take advantage of their ignorance, their stupidity would have gotten them killed. They can thank you any time now.

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