cloth diapers

CLOTH DIAPER


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I know we’ve talked about cloth diapers before. I don’t know if we expanded their use to include a whole host of other tasks. Which is what we will do today. But first, if possible, yes, for the short term disposables are best. I mean, we all know how disgusting babies are. They are on a liquid diet and so of course they shoot out high velocity unnaturally colored liquid feces. No diaper on earth is designed to contain that slop. The only reason we don’t mind changing those things is because we love our own spawn ( 10% ) and because we are so sleep deprived that we can’t remember how revolting the last diaper was ( 90% ). Which, if you will allow me to sidestep to an almost related topic, baby diarrhea caught on video. I’m watching America’s Funniest Videos and I’m greatly amused by the following. A dog is sleeping peacefully next to an infant. The infant is leaning up against the dog. Infant lets out an audibly wet pant load and the dog leaps up and runs away. This is one of the nominees for the nights funniest video. So who wins? Some old fart who thinks a laser pointer dot is attacking her. Okay, it is possible that the bitch is suffering from dementia and forgot what a laser is. More likely, they faked the whole thing. Anymore, if the video doesn’t feature small kids or pets, they all look faked. Let me put it this way- professional wrestling looks better. And another thing. Every friggin time I think a video is hilarious, they come in third place. The stupidest one always wins. What the heck? Either people are retards, or they are doing this just to piss me off. I’ll leave you to conclude which one I believe.

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Okay, back to diapers. When you are manning the firing slots in your concrete bunker, fighting off desperate zombie storm troopers with your blazing plastic carbine ( yes, I did post an Amazon ad for a “complete your own” AR-15. Hate the bitches, but if you insist on having one, far better to save $200 on one and use that savings to buy 600 pounds of wheat ), you simply have no time to handwash poopy diapers. Better to lob the disposable diapers out the hatch with a lit cherry bomb inside to diminish the morale of the attackers ( shooting at me? No big deal. Exploding dookie? Retreat!!! ). But sooner or later, you will need to switch over to cloth diapers for Survivalist Sam/Suzy Junior. There isn’t enough money or space to stockpile all disposables. Perhaps a month or two worth of disposables and then plenty of cloth. The great thing about the cloth diapers is you can buy a pack every week as you go grocery shopping. Pretty soon it will add up. And, everyone should stock them. This will be a great barter item, even a rental item, because kids never stop being born. Don’t stock a Conex full, post-collapse weaving and spinning will produce cloth soon enough. But enough to get you through to that time. But covering babies butt is only the tip of the iceberg. You need cloth diapers for other things.

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Obviously, babies won’t be the only folks leaking disgusting fluids. Bitches be leaking every month. And grandma and grandpa will be leaking at front and back until they die from lack of medication. Another, less revolting use could be to use them as cloth napkins and cloth dishcloths ( to replace paper towels ). But for the love of Baby Jesus, embroider those so you don’t mix up the body fluid ones with the kitchen/dining ones either in use or in a batch of laundry. You can use them for a hankie. Those can just go in the regular laundry batch. And, most importantly, they will replace toilet paper. Sure, you COULD use water and your hand. But why would you want to? I don’t care if a billion Indian dudes do it. That is still disgusting. Sure, so is stirring a bubbling pot of water full of crap stained cloth, but at least it doesn’t touch your hands. They also crap in their rice paddies, and I wouldn’t do that either. Urine is sterile, feces is harmful. I don’t want it near my food, either in the fields or near the hand I eat with. Using one piece of paper, you can theoretically scrape away the bulk of the residual solids ( for all the complaining you fems do about how it sucks to be you, try living with a bunghole surrounded by hair which makes for a natural dookie strainer ) and then get the rest with however many pieces of cloth diaper you need for a refreshingly clean orifice. Then, make laundry day the responsibility of the village retard or prisoners of war or criminals ( spitting on the sidewalk? That’s a crap cleaning offense, partner ). Simply put, it is silly to NOT have cloth diapers as part of your survival stockpile.

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Word comes out from or little commie puke whore anal wart ( thanks, troll dude in the comments section, for reminding me to use “anal wart” ) licking banjo players, National Pravda Radio, that the twat in the Nevada National Guard that was shot in the pancake house and survived is now advocating making semi-automatics illegal in the state. News flash to mouth breather, you took an official oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States. Remember that? Did you even bother to read the document you pledged to give up your life defending? Hear about the part titled Second Amendment? Is “shall not be infringed” too difficult to understand? The parts that recognizes our natural rights are not negotiable. It doesn’t grant use the right, it tells us the ones government can’t take away. I expect politicians to lie and break their oaths. They started out as bottom feeding lawyers, then devolved further. But I do expect a soldier to take the pledge seriously. I don’t have a way to express my outrage while writing with the self imposed constraints of foul language I work with. A shining example of the new type of citizens now making up Nevada.

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