Thursday, March 31, 2011

fear mongering

FEAR MONGERING


I don’t know if it is still posted, but last weeks Woodpile Report was outstanding. I know Ol’ Remus has had nice things to say about me. While certainly my due, I do appreciate other acknowledging my demigod like superiority over the mere mortals that pollute my very air. But thank goodness I had posted his site link on my web page the week previous to his glorious review of my works or I would certainly be looking like a giant suck ass right now. Sometimes my timing is actually pretty good. Like being one of the first to tell you that you would die a horrible and elongated death if you consumed dairy contaminated by Japanese fallout. You didn’t believe me then ( silly Jim, he’s so paranoid! ), and now you silently curse the very day you were born because of that, but after you read today’s article you will be able to excuse yourself.

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Rawles has furthered his case for relocating with some current hoo-ra-ra in Florida over something to do with toll road payments. Hey, I could have told you Florida’s government sucks infected monkey testicles through a straw. I probably already did in fact. They cost me two years lost higher wages through sting operations ( using the Junior Pigs that look old enough to buy tobacco or alcohol ) and changed the terms of my divorce to both get arrears and extend the time of my child support. Depending on how you do the math they cost me a minimum of $20,000 in gross wages. Which is more than a years income. But don’t forget that every state has its own particular ways of screwing you over. Even the beloved Idaho ( who da ho? ). It is only the luck of the draw if you DON’T get screwed. And the odds work against you more nowadays as the apparatus fights for its life. If you think that any civil servant is going to sacrifice benefits or a pension so that they play fair you are indeed living in a fools paradise. And his approved states, while agricultural areas, also are infested with socialistic governments. Their behavior will only get worse. Which, as bad as it will be, only mirrors the problems seen by serfs yoked to the land. After stability is regained, being a farmer will be beneficial. During the collapse you are a sitting duck. Don’t worry, I don’t expect you to believe me. Or even if you do, you might rightly just chalk it up as the lesser of evils. I’m down with that, dawg. And being a stationary target, semi-auto’s might actually be what you need. Just please try to keep in mind that there are other ways of feeding yourself.

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I’ve put my book, The Frugal Survivalist, on Kindle for $2.99. I don’t see a link at the paper version page but if you do a search at Amazon both options pop up. For those that simply must have the book but don’t want to read it on a regular computer. One day I’ll get around to posting the direct page link.

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The Ranger Man brought up fear mongering in a recent post:

http://www.shtfblog.com/newsweek-apocalypse-now-and-shtf-blog-design/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SHTFblog-AreYouReady+%28SHTF+blog.com+-+are+YOU+ready%3F%29

This is of course a subject near and dear to my heart, as I love surfing the Doom Wave. And unlike those surfer dudes, all righteous and knarly and such, who surf the big tsunami and expect to die in the attempt, I’ll be happy to survive the experience. Well, the surfing part. I’m sure out amongst you is one extreme asshat, building up a powerful hatred, ready to smite me with the approval of Baby Jesus because I said something that got you all butt hurt. So I’ll be dead about five minutes after the End Of Civilization despite all my preparations. And I doubt pleading for my life, willing to swap out the wife even, will do any good. Which is okay. The journey is the important part. I just hope I can inflict a parting wound that will fester and kill my attacker.

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Let me just come right out and say it. The only people that will change their lives from fear mongering are around the age of five and below. I’m not talking about fear being instilled by direct action from others, but just the reporting or talking about of fear. Proclaiming that we are all going to die will influence no one that isn’t already frightened. Then fear mongering only educates them in the finer points of their paranoia. I can scream about why we will die and all of you will simply ignore me, going about your business of driving SUV’s and paying a mortgage. To you, I’m just an entertaining nut bag. You have your world paradigm hard wired into your brain. Without true trauma, no one changes their basic programming after kindergarten. Which kind of underlines the basic idiocy of the schools attempts at brainwashing. But then, they can’t even educate the basics so I imagine we should set the bar of approval for public education pretty low. Anyway, regardless of the facts or logic of what I give you, you will find one excuse or another to ignore what I am saying if it doesn’t already agree with your own outlook. Fear mongering is harmless to the average person.

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Now, what about those ready and willing to be scared crapless? Is fear mongering going to harm them? How? They are already primed and ready to fly off the handle. If no one scares them they will just scare themselves. In this case, fear mongers actually do some good since they do point out reasonable fears rather than unfounded ones ( even Y2K did immense good at giving folks a great ten year head start when everything was much cheaper and employment much more secure ). We do the major worrying, analysis and research and tell you HOW afraid you should be. You’ve already decided on your own to be afraid. So, to the unbelievers I provide entertainment and to the paranoid I provide guidance. Am I a super duper guy or what? You are welcome.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

silo of death

SILO OF DEATH


Pursuant to official policy, Wal-Mart security is notified immediately ( cleverly using automated facial recognition software ) of my arrival to any store. An undercover agent is sent scurrying to the coffee isle first, to make sure no generic coffee at $5.28 is available. If there is still time they also rush to the isle with rice and beans and make sure the beans at half price are all hidden. Sometimes I can do a fake movement towards the non-food side and then quickly switch back to the produce section where the coffee is just one isle away. At times I can get the last can of coffee, even as the staff are busy trying to push bread racks in my way. Once they ran out of time and could only dash the side of the can on the shelf, hoping I wouldn’t buy a damaged item. Lately I’ve had no luck getting the beans. When the 68 cent one pound bags are gone ( they even started labeling those “approved for WIC” in a pathetic attempt to deny me my supplies ) you either buy the name brand for over a buck a pound or have to buy the twenty pound gi-normous sack to get the cheap price. I just went ahead and bought the big sack, at sixty cents a pound. Then, since I had a bit of extra cash I bought another bag of cat food and a tote to put it in. The cats need their post-apocalypse food to supplement the ground squirrels.

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So I was feeling all super duper about my weekend. A big haul of beans and the cats food stockpiled ( and, about damn time, a propane heater fuel filter- thanks to Creekmore for the reminder ). But then, disaster. I reorganized the van to make more room for trailer clutter ( and put more water in The Pit- I have a connection at the bottled water place for the occasional jug ) and decided to empty out a tote or two. I was going to empty the bags of grain into the available poly buckets, put the buckets in The Pit, and use the totes for junk storage. And I ended up throwing away five hundred pounds of corn. Mold in five out of six bags. I know it isn’t the storage in bags. I’ve done that often with no problems. My van stays bone dry. And the bags not ruined were the old brand in paper bags. Those with mold were another brand in those plastic weave type bags. I’m ninety percent sure they came with the spores. But just to make sure, no more tote storage- buckets only. And, no more corn. Just wheat. I’m not too worried about the replacement cost which will be under two hundred bucks ( I’m assuming that kernels still follow the general price rule of matching retail white flour, so about $36 a hundred pounds- I haven’t been to the feed store for awhile ). I do hope I can replace the grain quicker than the middle east oil is cut off or whatever other BS happens to us. I don’t like being under a three year supply which I think of as a minimum. Moral of the story- use small storage containers to limit damage to your grain. And think hard if you really want corn. I’ve never had damaged wheat.

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The April 2011 issue of Wired had an article on an old military missile silo being turned into an end-o-da-world retreat. A software engineer bought a old silo for a quarter million bucks and is going to retrofit that bad boy and sell the condo units to the rich and clueless. The condos start at $900,000 and he has already sold three out of seven stories in the complex. Start at almost a million apiece, and you are almost half sold out. As you are still retrofitting the place where the rich and powerful can wait out the apocalypse in the style they are accustomed to. This tells me that a lot of people are rich enough to buy this kind of insurance, although presumably not rich enough to build their own underground mansion, and that most of these rich people are incredibly stupid. The place advertises military level security and five years worth of food, with power being supplied by geothermal and wind turbines. Let’s start out by listing the problems this place is going to have, shall we ( and by the way rich dudes, this advice is free but feel free to hire me for a more realistic plan )?

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Military level security is basically a lot of locked doors with touch key entry and a few guys standing around with M-16’s. Silo’s were not designed to be secure AFTER the collapse, but before, with a fully functioning above ground society performing as the primary security. When the folks living around your silo have secure jobs and full bellies, and local plus county plus state law enforcement act as a ring of security around your site, you don’t need serious security. A few wing nuts with assault carbines will do ( and in case of a credible attack the phone lines are working to summon back-up, so the secure doors most likely will do well enough ). But even with a breech, the launch keys will remain secure. The launch was secured, everything around that was marginally defensive, and the large area around the base served as a trip level defense. After The End, grid-up security measures are no good at all to you. Expect outsiders to access your facility if they are so inclined.

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Even if my optimism about an attack is unwarranted ( which I doubt- just disable the windmills and the power shortages do your job for you ), you have a far larger problem if you are a rich dude. Even if the silo is 100% secure against outside attack, you have to worry about the staff on the inside. You see, you are a rich, fat, worthless bastard. You contribute nothing to society. You are very well trained in stealing money, but your real world, post-oil age skill set is zero. After you pay your million bucks to live there, your usefulness is over. No one will need you hanging around, demanding room service or hitting on the female staff ( what? You think your banked bucks will buy anything for her? ). What is to stop a small armed security staff from killing all the useless guests so that the food supply lasts a whole lot longer? Dollars to donuts they even secure your room electronically. They just lock you in and starve you. No noisy gunshots to alert the other guests. But even a big messy massacre isn’t a huge problem for a determined palace guard. This has got to be one of the worst survival deals I’ve ever encountered. Power outages, invader breaches, room-lock in or centrally prepared food poisoning or lack of credible defense to foil the guards ( the bodyguards eat the same food, right? ). Seriously? You think this is a great piece of insurance?

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

recycled buckets

RECYCLED BUCKETS


This morning, waiting for our weather to recognize that it was indeed spring and not still winter and stop for the love of god snowing, doodling to pass the time between cups of smooth imported coffee sent by one of my favorite ( read-generous with gifts ) minions ( I’m enjoying one can now, on the weekends, and will stash the other can which will either be enjoyed in the future as one of my last cups of java after imports have ceased or will be uncovered five hundred years in the future by archeologists trying to puzzle through why we weren’t using room temperature fusion to power our moving sidewalks as our cars zoomed through space between our office buildings ), I was penciling out how much money I was saving from the switch from cans of beer to bottles of vodka for the wife’s continued inebriation. I’ve encountered these figures previously on the Internet as other folks have compared the cost of beer to hard liquor, as measured by cost per once of alcohol. I just couldn’t remember them, nor could I remember if they were current enough to account for the recent cost of energy and ore shortages. Obviously a twelve pack of aluminum cans takes far more energy to process than one plastic jug. As it turns out the vodka costs one half the cost of beer per volume of alcohol.

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But that isn’t what got me the most excited. Oh, I’m all tingly inside to be cutting my alcohol costs in half. Since that was included in my food bill ( as it should, the wife receiving most of her calories from booze ) it helps combating the rise in other costs. When meat goes up in price I just eat less of it. But things like flour doubling in cost, you can’t do anything but pay the piper. No, what got me excited was that once again, out of the blue and uncontrollable as always, I had a brain fart. I’m all for religion as a personal tool. If it helps you deal, great for you. But it also has to be admitted that a lot of harm has been done through the ages by organized religion wetting its beak at the expense of others. Don’t even get me started. But I think one overlooked damage by religion has been its fight against Demon Rum. By coloring the consumption of alcohol only in moral terms, by painting the drinkers in a negative light suggesting that they are mentally weak and physiologically damaged, are we missing a fundamental question? Is the consumption of alcohol a return-on-energy positive? I’m throwing this question out there with the understanding that I have no answers. But I was thinking, there has got to be another reason most folks drank constantly and heavily all throughout history. Besides wanting a buzz or needing to shield themselves from reality. Or even to purify contaminated water. If wood is scarce, rather than waste it by fermenting potatoes to kill water borne disease, wouldn’t it be easier to just not crap in the water? I understand germ theory is new, but cause and effect observations are as old as we were. Ancient man had no idea WHY alcohol was created, he just knew HOW. Same with contaminated water, surely.

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So, what other reason could there be to brew and consume alcohol? If all scarce resources were husbanded by successful societies, why would a fuel scarce group brew booze? My theory, totally unanswerable due to my lack of research requiring resources I don’t have, is that there was less energy cost in turning grain into alcohol calories than into human feed calories. Did the fermentation process provide a multiplying effect? Sorry, once again my lack of hard sciences knowledge bites me in the ass. I could be wrong here, but it is an intriguing question. Okay, enough farting around. Time for today’s article which is another recent trend that could turn you around and take a huge bite out of your ass. The possibility of the disappearance of used plastic five gallon buckets.

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I’m at one of my bakery pick-ups for the food bank the other day ( remember our talk about junk calories from sugar- I’m just as guilty pumping up my customer calories count in emergency food boxes, but increasing not substituting, with white flour and sugar ) and I get to talking to the manager. She wanted to know if we were interested in more from the store than just baked goods. I can also start collecting dairy and produce once the legal minions have covered the collected corporate backside. Cool, more food for us and more grant money for the boss to waste on back office activity. Everyone wins. Corporate profit increase ( sales down? Give to charity and get it back as a tax write off ), more slop for the trough feeders, job security all around. But during the conversation it was mentioned that another way the company is saving money was by recycling plastic buckets. WOW!! Hold the horse, hoss. Full blown loyal minion alert news! Instead of throwing away ( or giving away, as concerns us ) poly buckets that the frosting and filling come in for the bakery, they are being sent back for recycling to recoup some costs. The semi pulls up, vomits out a load of processed food crap, loads up with recyclable material and brings them back. I don’t know if the buckets are washed and reused or chipped and remelted into plastic for a few bucks a ton. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that grocery store chain ( I won’t mention their name just in case I might get someone in trouble ) won’t be the source of used poly buckets for your cheap grain storage unit anymore. What if other chains start doing the same thing?

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If that starts to happen, you will be happy as a swine in slop that you got all the cheap used poly buckets you could NOW. Even if you can’t afford to fill them now, they stack in each other and take little space to store. Do not delay. This could very well be yet another Diminishing Options moments. Remember when instant mashed potatoes used to be packed in metal cans at half the price as they are now in cardboard cans? Remember when Lee-Enfield’s used to cost under $100? Remember when people weren’t living in used travel trailers out of desperation and they sold cheap used? Remember when metal, oil, plastic, silver and copper were affordable? Remember when railroad ties were junk instead of Yuppie renovator high priced decoration? When it becomes cheaper to recycle than replace, the throw away society is dead. You will not be able to live or prep as cheaply. Avoid the rush to more expensive and act now.

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Monday, March 28, 2011

why libya?

WHY LIBYA?


Back in the day, around seven centuries or so ago, Venice decided that they were going to make vast fortunes by controlling the trade in spices ( and you wonder where Herbert got the idea from ) to Europe. Most spices, THE high value trade item of antiquity, went by sea from the SW Pacific and to the Muslim ports. The towelheads took them overland by camel. This was much safer, safe being a relative term, than over the Silk Road. Europe didn’t have a whole lot the Arabs needed, except slaves from the Caucus region and thereabouts. The slaves were turned into soldiers, which were used to convert neighboring regions into good little Muslim rug-prayers. And of course along the way, those slaves were used to fight any Christian infidels who invaded. So, in effect, the good little Italian Christians sold their religious enemies the tools to fight against themselves. The West selling their enemies the rope used to hang them ( the Soviets tag line ) is nothing new. For the last several decades the West has bought oil from the Muslims, allowing them the profits to overpopulate, along with the generous immigration policies which allow our fifth columnists to infiltrate legally. Keep this in mind as you read why we are invading Libya. Please note that I’m writing this on Friday afternoon, just in case something major happens to change any fundamentals here.

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When we decided after a few weeks and at least one burning oil refinery to “help an Arab Brother out” by “leveling the playing field for the Forces Of Democracy” by placing a no-fly zone over Libya, I was at first pretty dumbfounded as to the reasons why. The stated reasons are as boldly false as the initial claims by those Evil Nips Hell Bent On Destroying Their Occupiers ( as an amusing home work assignment, watch the movie Black Rain with Michael Douglas ) that no radiation would be forthcoming from the ruined reactors. At first I thought that the invasion was a great ploy to divert attention from the Japanese Chernobyl, but I think that was too simplistic. The days of Wag The Dog went away with a balanced budget. You can’t afford too many wasted billions on military misadventures but rather need those munitions to matter for your grand strategy. After a week or so it finally hit me like a brick. Now, keep in mind this is a WAG, wild ass guess. I could be way off. But if you ask the question, who benefits, it makes sense. Keeping in mind of course that your world view must take in account that the central bankers manipulate things to stay in power, otherwise it won’t make sense to you. For what it is worth, here is my theory to why we invaded Libya.

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With the destruction of the Japanese economy, the feared last straw that could break the camels back was in sight. The primary task of the bankers right now is to keep the derivatives market from imploding. The way this seems to have been done is global wide credit and currency expansion. But you can’t simply just keep debasing the currency. You need something to underpin the growth needed to feed the machine. In case you missed it, the last two years have been about bleeding the middle class of ALL accumulated wealth. Hey, better than blood in the streets, right? That is getting a bit thin, since every day another integrated part of the puzzle is getting in trouble and needs bailing out. You need real wealth to prop up the teetering system. Which is of course oil. Our oil supplies are contracting, and we need to secure them by military force now. For many decades, near a century, we have been able to secure the oil supply globally by economic manipulation. The dollar, once good as gold, and our control of global banking secured the oil. We could easily buy it with, in effect, IOU’s for our manufactured goods or food surpluses. Inflation bought our oil. Well and good. We might have stopped being self reliant in energy but as long as we could manipulate others into exporting it to us it was just like we were getting our oil from the 51st state. But now I wonder, did the 9-11 attacks do more damage to our economy than we thought? Was the Iraq invasion needed because our currency was no longer enough? Did we lose the manipulating process ten years ago?

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If your currency is only recognized as toilet paper by those with commodities to sell, what other choice is there but to occupy the country they come from? What if the dollar actually was no longer able to buy oil back then? We heard about vague threats of Iraq going from dollars to Euro’s, but, given the integration of Europe and the US both economically and militarily, what if the real threat was something else? But let’s not get too far away from Libya. Suppose that Libya was to become Europe’s Iraq? Suppose that boots on the ground and control of the oil forced the country to sell oil for worthless paper currency. In that case, Europe now has a secure, free oil supply ( at least a supplement, which might be enough ). This props up the free fall economy. Which protects the huge derivative market from imploding. I know this scenario forces us to actually give the PTB the benefit of the doubt for being intelligent and able to think ahead, but it isn’t like they got to power by being clueless. Control the energy, keep civilization rolling. Right now it is just air strikes, but dollars to donuts we are setting up for a military control, hence oil control, of some kind. If the derivative market is one and a half quadrillion, even one percent failure is bigger than the entire US economy. Spending a few hundred billion on munitions to delay that sure seems a bargain. It is just controlling “our” oil by other means.

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