bweebs

BWEEBS


Always hunkering for another acronym, today we refer to the earlier post on killing the wife. BWEEBS. Bitches With Brats. Do I have much new here to report? Of course not. It’s Monday, and not only is it Monday, it’s the first Monday in over two years I have to start working a full eight hour day again. Even less time to meander through other blogs and dream up something new, or more usually dream up a new way of saying the same old thing, so the only thing I pulled out of my butt was the above title. Let’s see if we can actually come close to the regular allotment. Just to kill a few more words, I’ve tried in the past to write half length articles and I just don’t seem to be able to enjoy them. I don’t feel like I’ve harped on a subject long enough. I’m sure many disagree but if I wanted your opinion I’d slap it out of you. Okay, I’m kidding. I’m rather non-violent. Not because I want to be but because that has been my coping mechanism my entire life ( non-threatening and the class clown ). I’m wondering if all the repression will lead to Going Postal. It certainly can’t hurt after the Apocalypse when I can let loose.
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One of my few female minions who has stuck around despite my continued abuse ( and to be fair, I’m an equal opportunity abuser and try to get seniors and commies in a lather also ), Lamb, commented that it would be just as easy and desirable to kill the husband. Hey, no argument there. I’m a big fan of Farrah Fawcett. Mostly for the nice scenery rather than the acting. All females who cry and whine that they are abused need only think “Burning Bed”. And if you are too timid to risk the electric chair, think “Bobbet”. I’m also very aware that females are really, really humping evil and mean if you cross them. They fight back in different ways, not having the strength to risk a male fighting back, but they can be meaner than a cornered junkyard rat. Now, I’m aware that I sometimes write from a male-centric viewpoint. Most of my readers are of the courser sex and it is also a way for me to vent against political correctness and the modern liberated female ( both of which I like about as much as the Handmaiden Of Lucifer ). Occasionally I’ll try things from the other view, although it will probably always make me look stupider than usual. Plus, I’m usually just pulling stuff out of my butt here. But what the heck. Not knowing what I’m talking about never stopped me before.

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Don’t think of the title BWEEB as derogatory. Just descriptive. And fun. Remember DINKS? Dual Income No Kids. Already an endangered species of course. And Bweebs does rhyme with dweebs. If you are a bweeb, I would think you would have all the incentive you need to prep like crazy. I mean. you don’t really enjoy lying under a fat sweating guy twice your age, do you? But what do I know? I’m a guy. My little brain does all my thinking for me. Now, if you do play the poverty card and weep and moan that you can’t afford to prep, then I guess you really do desire the above mentioned sort of gentleman. More power to you. Certainly, it is a viable survival strategy. Today you see this sort of thing all the time. Stepfathers probably come close to the same percentage as the biological ones. My stepdad was a pretty cool fellow. I mean, he was a super nerd engineer and a pretty straight laced religious guy, but he put up with all the abuse of my sister and me with a song in his heart and a smile on his face. It didn’t seem like it was ever faked. My stepdaughter was an extreme pain in the ass, constantly pushing and testing ( and hating ), but I always thought of her as another daughter, as family. I think adopting another family comes naturally. With death rates the way they used to be, I’d image it is engrained in us. The point is, bweebs are no different from today’s second marriages. With one very important difference.

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Today, we are still wealthy enough that feeding two or three times what we are used to usually won’t put too much strain on the budget. Tomorrow, it will be a matter of grave importance. Can we take in multiple mouths? Another mouth, a starving female, would be hard enough. Multiple that by a kid or three. If you are a bweeb, you had better have a strategy figured out beforehand as how to determine a potential husbands larder. You do not want to be taken in and become someone’s sex slave and see your kids kicked out of the house. Now, part of me says, dude, these are bitches here. They know more about being sneaky that you’ll ever know. Another part of me wonders. Bitches can act pretty stupid, at least American bitches. When it comes to attracting their flies, they seem to think vinegar works better than honey. Has women’s lib bred out the females natural ability to exploit men? Are they now only aware of how to take under the laws we now have punishing males for being born? Regardless, it is good advice. Trust has to be earned, not promised. And guys, you might think how you are going to be able to put her mind at ease. She actually might be stupid enough and can’t figure out how to figure it out on her own ( the bigger the boobs, the smaller the brains ). And you all are aware that six months of freeze dried foods isn’t a great investment for acquiring a new family, right? You need multiple years per person. The great thing about being able to afford a new wife ( even if the price is feeding small mouths ) is that she has less of the American bitches bad attitude. Sometimes when the threat is real and obvious, people act a lot nicer.

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