Monday, January 30, 2012

frugal move

FRUGAL MOVE


Before we get into the meat of today’s article, and I’m sure there is no hurry because most of you who’ve stuck around a few years have heard it all before and all you new minions will swiftly desert away to a nice safe Yuppie blog where no one panics or gets upset that the middle class way of life is doomed ( and that includes pampered wives, bug out four wheel drives and a job that allows you to buy twenty three semi-automatic weapons ) as soon as I mention such forbidden words as Peak Oil or PODA ( post oil dark ages ) so I’m being a swell fellow and allowing you this heads up to do so, we’ll talk about today’s little news item with Freddie Mac or Fannie May or whichever Federal Reserve Bank bailout recipient it was that just had an “expose” about how they are actually out to hump you dry. I’m not the least bit surprised about this but apparently National Pravda Radio is all atwitter over said event. It seems FM is taking out derivatives betting against its customers being able to get their loans at a lower interest rate. Everyone is shouting “conflict of interest”. I’m wondering when these idiots are going to learn that “they” are indeed out to get you. I’m also wondering how hard it is to figure out that a bank loses money if you pay them less interest. Then I absentmindedly wonder how close to going belly up these folks at FM are if they are STILL playing with derivatives even after the real estate bubble, and how indicative they are of our whole financial system.
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Because that is our main worry, isn’t it? We have no idea when the entire system takes a big wet runny dump. The people in the World Bank or suchlike are crying on cue to sell the idea of more quantitative easing. The gold bugs are crying imminent crash to sell their wares. The freeze dried food guys the same, and I cry Apocalypse Now through good times and bad. But it is just common sense that kicking the can down the road eventually leads to the road running out. We know it is coming but nobody knows when or how bad. I think we should assume the worse just to play it safe. Which means getting the hell out of the big city. Granted, you could die just as easy in a small town, but the odds are better when you get out of an urban jungle. I still think you should bug out now, while there are no hostile crowds in your way, before the government can blockade you in ( the Warsaw Jews put up one hell of a commendable and courageous fight but in the end they were trapped ) and while you can still earn a living while you learn to live off grid ( it ain’t rocket science but it still requires practice and trial and error ). I’ve harped on this for years but I’m still getting that bad feeling like the cliff is near ( although to be fair I’m a bit of a nervous type and might be overreacting rather than picking up on a cosmic vibe only the reptilian part of the brain is tuned to ). Which might be why I’m so up in arms over “saving” the blog from imminent financial ruin. I might just be thinking it is doomed from grid crash and I’m picking up on the wrong worry. But who the hell knows. The nervous weasel makes a lot of wrong calls diving for safety. I’ve harped on junk land not because it is the perfect answer ( I don’t sell perfect, the Yuppie’s do ) but because it is the affordable answer. But I won’t try to resell you on the concept. You will either glom on to it or ignore it as is your wont. Here we just talk money, how to get to your land.

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Anybody can afford to move to a piece of junk land. What not everybody can afford is being able to move all their stuff to it. Your stuff is very expensive to move. A U-Haul is, let’s just ballpark it, about a buck a mile to rent the unit. And about fifty cents a mile for gasoline. This ain’t anything to worry about across the state, but it adds up quick across the country. You need to figure out if it is cheaper to do one of three things. Move it all, move some and replace some, or replace all. Of course, you can start over smaller and cheaper. You can use the excuse of needing to move to drastically par down your possessions if you so desire. Once you stop using your crap as an excuse, you will find that moving is as cheap as a Greyhound bus ticket or a discount plane ticket. Or, just as cheap as the price to fill your gas tank ( if you get thirty miles to the gallon, it will cost only three hundred bucks to move coast to coast, baring mechanical failure ). That U-haul will run you over four grand. Which is more than your land probably cost you. Now, I understand that we are all different. One of you has more tied up in ammunition than four grand, another has tens of thousands of dollars in books needed for reference as you write for a living. I can’t cover everyone’s situation because I don’t know them. I don’t know who has sick relatives, who has a nearby farm to go to, etc.

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I do know that in my own experience, paring my possessions down to a few duffle bags gave me the opportunity to move whenever and wherever I chose. I’ve lived most places other than Yankeeland. And when I hated it I just moved on with little lose. No investment, so no worries. That of course was before my children or most of my wives, but I’ve also just dumped all my prep gear and lit out half way across the country and started over again. Dumping all your possessions allows you to move freely about the country ( I think that was an old Southwest Airlines commercial ) and to start over smarter. I can’t tell you if that is as smart right now, collapse timeframe unknown, but it can’t be much worse than living in an almost guaranteed death trap. In short, moving to a safer place has nothing to do with financial ability and everything to do with your frame of mind. If you want it, it is as easy as can be. But for how much longer?

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

So...this is it,huh? You had a whole friggin weekend to come up with an article and this is all you could come up with. FAIL.

You are so out of touch with the real world. 45 minutes of surfing the web in the morning ain't cutting it buster.

I expect more than this crap. You owe it to your readers, TRY HARDER! You could easily spend a few hours at the library each evening and search for article ideas.

Shape up or ship out.

Klaus said...
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Anonymous said...

Oh, one more nugget from the EIA. crude oil has flat lined since 2005 (73.802 million barrels per day globally in 2005 and 74.098 in 2010, 2011 was 74.000). Has it started to desend over the other side?

peace

Anonymous said...

At least you're being honest, this blog is a business. Your customers want unmoderated comments.

We want survival articles and entertainment. The comments section used to be funny. Now it sucks.

Comment moderation = no money

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James m Dakin said...

I just deleted a comment signed wildflower, but it didn't sound like her. Now I'm wondering if the one's I let through are genuine or not. Sigh. I guess I have nother better to do than moderate trolls.

chinasyndrome said...

Dude apparently their is no junk land in Indiana! Only high dollar hill country with no water etc.

China
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mohave rat said...

this is what a comment from the REAL Mohave RAT looks like cum stain. See my beautiful picture instead of the little gray blogger symbol you gutless fuckers use for I.D.

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Anonymous said...

James;

I reckon that in the great by and by, skills are far more important than possessions when having to leave for milder climes. As someone fare more wise than I once said "You Can't take it with you!" This being said I find it hilarious that National Geographic is doing Season 2 of "Doomsday Preppers." When I saw the commercial yesterday, I kept thinking back to your motto "Last one in the stewpot wins." This being said, there in the commercial were several fine candidates for spending eternity in the stewpot, especially when looking at their physical appearance. These people appeared to be morbidly obese to a point that basic mobility is impaired and they are having to move around using EMP fragile ATV's. Perhaps you could write a article about the importance of basic physical fitness to those of us who are disinclined and think that having the gadgets and all the long-term food storage in the Western Hemisphere is all that's needed to stave off the effects of the PODA coming to a theater or drive-in near you?

Anonymous said...

Hey Lord Bison.

How about a person getting good fire insurance then having a fire before the move to the junk land?

Anonymous said...

Well, me must be in a long term collapse/energy down scenario. The great silken haired lord has cut down the weekly bowls of gruel to just weekdays at noon. Even he has not the energy to spare, putting instead his efforts to prepping.

I love to read this daily drivel, it's alternate to yuppie-survival-porn, and the idea of just sell it all cheap at a yard sale and relocate to purchase new shit actually makes economic sense. Hell, we are all screwed. Looking forward to more posts!

-topper

Anonymous said...

You owe nothing to nobody, unless they're blood. BTW, wives are not blood but I'm sure you know that. Not too sure about the troll gallery.

Various Anoz wail and nash their teeth because you didn't entertain them quite enough! Screw them.

"Shape up or ship out." Hahah! I actually laughed at that one. Anoz musta seen somebody cool say that on TV.

"Comment moderation = no money" signed a RL flaccid (means limp, dumb-ass) Anoz prick.

Wife swapping Anoz, why would you want to swap wives? Hell man, you can have mine and keep your own. That way when they figure out you are the 3rd wheel IE swinging dick in a lesbian relationship, they dump your ass and you pay double alimony.

I have no comments towards the various gays. Secretly, I am jealous of them because I wish I was gay. That way I wouldn't be married and have much more $$ to spend on preps.

James you could review more books or movies. You want some DVDs or books? Also maybe think of something prep-valentine related. "Look Hun, I got you this food dehydrator! I LUV U!!!!

Also more experiences at the different states you lived at and which ones are better. There are a few books and pamphlets out that compare freedoms and taxes of the several states. They seem to have a following. Alot of prepers are getting nervous and are looking at the best locations. Myself included.

Also when are you going to put a PDF up for the last 3 years of blogging?

James m Dakin said...

MR-sorry I let the poser through, I was in a hurry and not thinking. Same to Klaus and Solsys- deleting.

Solsys said...

James, if in doubt e-mail me. I didn't post anything until this post here.

Of course if I write a stupid post delete it (even if it's really from me !).

Censorship is meant to be misused in the first place, it's not only about keeping a troll-free atmosphere. If someone buggers you, out with him ! It's your place, after all.

Anon 6:27 "skills are far more important than possessions"

In a general sense, no. You can't eat your skills. You can be the best forager, dumpster driver around, if the dumpsters are empty you're going to starve.

If you're the best hunter in the world and have no gun, when a hungry dog charges you, your skill is not usefull. Whereas a grandma with a shotgun is going to make it (or has higher chances to).

My policy has always been to purchase basic stuff first, and learn how to use it afterwards.

Example : when I needed a PC back in 1995, I assembled cheap (to free) second hand elements (including stuff from a 286) and had something. It was not the super-duper stuff with Windows 95 and whatnot, but I could use Word and Excel, and I learnt how to build it myself.

But if I could have bought a standard computer back then, I would have. These skills I gathered where not the vital part, the PC was.

Anonymous said...

So .... I go to your site religiously every morning, for the fresh steaming pile of Bison droppings, but the article's not up until early afternoon. So I read it, but less enthused because it's early afternoon. So the next morning, check Bison .... ooops old stuff from yesterday...

Even if you're writing it the day before, why not at least foster the illusion that you're prompt with new stuff by making the new posts come out in the AM?