they hump you in the drive thru

THEY HUMP YOU IN THE DRIVE THRU


If you have been around the block a few times, you remember the movie series “Lethal Weapon”. Mel Gibson, before he got all fire and brimstone religious, and Danny Glover stared. And together they were a pretty darn funny action team. It was the epitome of the “buddy movie”. Of course, the movies were so far to the left in their blatant propaganda that the Soviets were probably pretty embarrassed for them ( yes, this was back when we had a few Ivan’s hovering over the red nuclear bomb buttons and our fearless leaders weren’t reduced to conjuring up a lame terrorist threat out of cave dwelling ragheads and Constitutionalists here in “das Homeland” ). In between cracking wise our intrepid duo were spewing against civilian gun ownership and what not. It was a guilty pleasure to watch the movies though. One couldn’t help ones self. Along about movie number three I believe, Joe Pecsi came along ( excuse me if I’m wrong, I have no way of looking it up right now. Both the movie number and the actors name ). He became the teams unofficial civilian mascot and the antics kicked up into high gear. More than likely, the Jewish producers realized that they were smearing on the Red Schlock too thick. The Jews, being worried about government concentration camps in their new country, were busy kissing ass, assuming that they could win a brownie point by helping to indoctrinate folks against guns and that pesky piece of paper that was supposed to be the law of the land. In theory, come round up time, the complicity would result in favorable treatment. Those schmucks never learn. You need to fight back, or preferably not be in an unfriendly country. Kissing ass never works against Jew haters. Weren’t you warned? Hello? Operation Paperclip? Your liberators just put the Nazis in charge of the technology for the military. You shouldn’t maybe have started to worry a bit ( did I insult the Jews enough? )? Anyway, they needed to keep the movie series going, what with the money and all. And the ass kissing. So the “funny-it-up” exponentially with the new character. And there was another 80’s catch phrase. Who could be mad then?

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“They F--k You In The Drive Thru!”. Joe was pissed every time the two cops wanted to go through the fast food drive thru. Our buddy cops, being diligently seeking the forces of darkness ( different force every movie, rather Bond like ), had no time to stop and walk in the restaurant. Like everyone in LA, they worshiped the car and lived in the car. But Joe knew that people are in such a hurry, they don’t check the contents of their food bags. They just dive their hand in while driving and stuff their face. So the food people knew they could hump up your order ( probably out of spite for having to work there ). And they did. Don’t go in the drive thru, he shouts. They hump you in the drive thru. And they always did. I’ll tell you, I feel like that character a lot of times. Now, granted, I only have myself to blame here. It has been five years since I worked for a typical corporate job. There, if they didn’t hump you in the drive thru everyday you wondered if the pink slip wasn’t on the way. And its been three years since I was being humped in the drive thru by a slumlord. I hang my head in shame, I think I have been deluding myself into forgetting that They Mother Humping Hump You In The Drive Thru!
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The casino I used to work for used to be a good paying job. I despised it, I loathed and hated it. I also sucked at it, but the boss liked me because I was the straw boss and kept the 90% female crew out of his hair. The girls liked me because I hated management even if I was their boss ( God, did I hate managing females. A friggin soap opera a minute. Great individuals, a merciless group ). I stayed until the second pink slip ( you know the drill, everyone gets canned, you reapply, a smaller group gets rehired and does the work for the missing positions ). And with that, I vowed to never again work a management job. Minimum wage still pays half to three quarters and you work less hours. And the stress level is really low. Comparatively speaking of course. Not that any job is perfect, but I still love this one even as they ratchet up my screw job every year. I’m just now being reminded how work can really suck your soul as the stress level here increases. And living under a landlord. You’ll excuse me if I once again generalize and unfairly demean a race. I swear my last landlord was a damn Jewish slumlord. If he wasn’t, he was one of those they based the stereotype on. A little sliver of gravel for your trailer, the neighbor literally within spitting distance, and every year a healthy rent increase. Why? No one in Yuppieville would rent to old travel trailers. They only wanted rich retired bastards, not po folk. So by being the only park in town that took slightly less new trailers, he charged a premium ( like half your take home pay if you flipped burgers ). Humping you in the drive thru.

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If you go to Rawles site last Thursday ( 12-29-11 ), and looked in the links section under odds and ends or whatever it is, you notice a link on an article about the markets crashing/bank run. It is an expose on the latest investment folks that went bankrupt and took the billion and ran ( crap, I can’t think of the name. Sorry, I’m writing this at home at night because They Humped Me In The Drive Thru and I worked over half of my lunch hour with extra Christmas leftover crap pick-ups. I friggin hate Christmas ). The article is wonderful. I highly recommend it. Essentially, a group of lawyers, probably from Clintons old team, got together and figured out how to steal money from investors that should have had protection. They paid off JP Morgan, then went bankrupt. Getting humped in the drive thru is absolutely nothing new. Ask homeowners. Or retirees. Or pretty much any college graduate. But the important thing is that now, anyone with an investment in any US market has gotten word that the rule of law that used to protect them from fraud is null and void. When the a regulating agency steals money to make sure everyone is defrauded except a major bank, the trust is gone. You will only be rewarded if you are a member in the Central Bank cartel. All others will be swindled. Now, guess who has a lot of money in paper assets? Governments for their pension plans, and foreign governments. Do you think they will stay around now, to get humped in the drive thru? Be surprised if the stampede doesn’t start.

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